user name styles wrote:
I like the whole fan cartoon idea, but the thing I usaully see with fanmade things like this, is that people use jokes from the site way too often and it kinda annoys me.
Sorry to make anyone feel down in anyway, but it does.
At least read the script before passing judgement on how much we use already used jokes.
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Homestar Runner Fan Toon (7/12/10)
SXF: Sweet, lullaby music.
Txt: Title of Cartoon
Txt: Authors of cartoon
SFX: Alarm clock rings.
Homestar: (startled and bolting up) Banana pancakes! (looks around, picks up alarm) Oh CWAP, I slept through June! (short pause) And May! (looks at clock) And Decemberween!
Bubs: (in background from other room) Come one come all! Everything must go! Shoplifters will be electrocuted!
Homestar: Huh? (gets up)
(Cut to hallway/other room. Bubs has tables set up and is selling classic Homestar memorabilia. See things like the stick, blue whale, goblin, all with price tags on them. Homestar enters.)
Homestar: (mad) What in the name of Matt Chapman is going on here?!
Bubs: Quiet! I'm about to make a sale!
Marzipan: This cow lamp is so cute! It would go perfectly in my Soy Room to remind me of all the cows I'm saving by not eating them! How much?
Bubs: That'll be Some dollars!
Homestar: (excited) Wow, that's a good deal, I bought it for TWICE that!
Marzipan: Perfect! (hands dollars to Bubs)
Bubs: Perfect! So whadda you saying, Homestar?
Homestar: Oh yeah. (mad again) What the heck do you think you're doing?!
(Strong Bad walks over, also behind table with Bubs.)
Strong Bad: What does it look like we're doing, crap for brains?
Homestar: Not like you're making me breakfast, that's for sure!
Strong Bad: Well, Sceb-
Homestar: (cut to a close up of Homestar leaning into Bubs, quitely) "Did he just call me a scab?" (Cut back out)
Strong Bad: -You've been gone for a really long time. No one knew where you went or if you were coming back.
Strong Sad: (leans in) I TOLD you he was sleeping in his room-
Strong Bad: (quickly) Shut up. (to Homestar) So we figured you were gone for good and decided to liquidate all your assets.
KoT: Did someone say liquidate? Cause for 5 dollars, I’ve got this large boiling pot of whats-
Homestar: Ooo! A Witches Brew! Of course I’ll-
Bubs: I’ll give ya six dolla’s for that!
KoT: Sold!
Homestar: But I wanted that!
Bubs: Well then you can buy it, for 6.50!
Homestar: 6:50!?!? Maybe if I got that computer-box too!
Strong Bad: (worried) No, that's not for sa-
Bubs: Only 9 Dolla’s!
(Strong Bad has a shocked look on his face, *sound of piano keys being smashed)
Homestar: Well that's a steal if I ever saw one! I'll take it! (takes computer and "witches brew" and walks back into bedroom with it)
Strong Bad: NOOOO! my sweet sweet box of email-tacular entertainment!!! Why? WHYYYY, I- I'm OUTTA HERE!!! (mumbles & walks away) Gonna get myself a snowcone or maybe hang out at The Stick...
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