Yummy! Homestar food

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:13 am

I can't believe there are so many people who have never had ketchup on eggs. I've been havin' 'em since before I started school, and I didn't learn about Homestar until the 5th grade! It makes them unbelievably tasty, and if you don't like eggs, you will probably like them with ketchup.

Tompkins · **Joined:** Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:37 pm **Posts:** 1391

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

I can't believe there are so many people who have never had ketchup on eggs. I've been havin' 'em since before I started school, and I didn't learn about Homestar until the 5th grade! It makes them unbelievably tasty, and if you don't like eggs, you will probably like them with ketchup.

Yeah, Eggs are gross without ketcup!

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:38 am

Tompkins wrote:

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

I can't believe there are so many people who have never had ketchup on eggs. I've been havin' 'em since before I started school, and I didn't learn about Homestar until the 5th grade! It makes them unbelievably tasty, and if you don't like eggs, you will probably like them with ketchup.

Yeah, Eggs are gross without ketcup!

I like eggs, I like ketchup, but the two together are like mixing cake with rollercoasters. Wait....bad example...You know what I mean though.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

The recipe for the ultimate brekfast is as follows. 2 scrambled eggs, 1 tortia shell, a healthy amount of rice, ketchup, and if you enjoy pain, a spoonful of nuclear power wasabi. I had it for breakfast this morning and man it was good! It even cleared my nose and eyes since I was crying from the wasabi! I will call it Lu's famous death taco. Try it if you dare...

Metal Head · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:06 am

I can't believe no one has made piemonade yet. I tried it but the problem was that I didn't know what kind of pie to use. I went to the supermarket and bought like 10 pies. I used them all in seperate glasses. It tasted good but then my mom made me clean them. The leftover stuff in the glasses is nasty. Oh yeah, Lu Bu, you have invented the best food I have ever tasted.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:11 am

Lu Bu wrote:

The recipe for the ultimate brekfast is as follows. 2 scrambled eggs, 1 tortia shell, a healthy amount of rice, ketchup, and if you enjoy pain, a spoonful of nuclear power wasabi. I had it for breakfast this morning and man it was good! It even cleared my nose and eyes since I was crying from the wasabi! I will call it Lu's famous death taco. Try it if you dare...

*Puking type sounds*

Just reading that made my stomach turn. Though the wasabi might be good for my cold....

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:16 am

My tongue is too week. I can't handle wasabi, even tiny amounts.

Dactyl · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:18 am

Did anyone see Jassack the movie? After I saw Steve-O eat that wasab, I didn't want any. Bleh.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:53 am

Dactyl wrote:

Did anyone see Jassack the movie? After I saw Steve-O eat that wasab, I didn't want any. Bleh.

I remember that. For those who don't know, he snorted Wasabi...twice. Needless to say he's not exactly the smartest.

Dactyl · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:58 am

ramrod wrote:

Dactyl wrote:

Did anyone see Jassack the movie? After I saw Steve-O eat that wasab, I didn't want any. Bleh.

I remember that. For those who don't know, he snorted Wasabi...twice. Needless to say he's not exactly the smartest.

Yeah. Then he barfed. Grrr-oss.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:10 am

My friends and I used to play "Death by Wasabi," which is where you eat increasingly larger amounts of wasabi while trying to keep a straight face.

Replace Wasabi with regular horseradish when Passover rolls around.

Anyway, nope. Never tried a Homestar treat. I'm a really picky eater though. Ketchup on eggs = just plain wrong. And I eat eggs like... three meals a day.

ramrod · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:56 pm

Anydangway wrote:

Ketchup on eggs = just plain wrong. And I eat eggs like... three meals a day.

That's exactly how I am. I love eggs, and ketchup's not bad either, but together.....yuck.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

If you are weird and really like wasabi, go to Kroger. (If Kroger exists outside where I live) I have had fairly hot wasabi at some sushi places but this kind was killer! Even though it shoots right up your nose very painfully when you eat it, the feeling is becoming addicitive. Wasabi...better then drugs.

Metal Head · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:36 am

I just had a great concept. Scrambled eggs+ketchup+beans+half a stick of butter+salt+ spoon of wasabi+bacon=the greatest mixture I have discovered. just dump it together and stir. This is the best breakfast ever. Oh yeah. If you want add some grated cheese.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:51 am

Metal Head wrote:

I just had a great concept. Scrambled eggs+ketchup+beans+half a stick of butter+salt+ spoon of wasabi+bacon=the greatest mixture I have discovered. just dump it together and stir. This is the best breakfast ever. Oh yeah. If you want add some grated cheese.

Okay... pants-pukin' time!

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

You are learning well, Metal Head. And pants pukin'? Please enlighten me on how/why you would do that.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:42 pm

Lu Bu wrote:

You are learning well, Metal Head. And pants pukin'? Please enlighten me on how/why you would do that.

: "Aww, it's okay, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur."

:coachz:

: "Oof! I think I'm gonna puke my pants!"

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

Ah! Coach Z! I should have guessed/remembered that! Congratulations!You will live to a ripe old age and have many children!

Snailmail · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:28 am

I made a Bronco Trollie, some Suudsu, and a Chocozuma's Revenge....but I didn't wan't to eat it for obvious reasons... waste of good pudding.

ramrod wrote:

*Puking type sounds*

I beleive you mean, AARRRRRGGGGLLLLLBBBBBRRRGGGLLLLLL!

TurboJ · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:20 am

Yeah, I made Sudsuu once. I had to stir it for about 10 minutes. The milk went sweet and the Gummi bears went solid, but I'd have it again!

Shopiom · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:23 pm

Snailmail wrote:

I made a Bronco Trollie, some Suudsu, and a Chocozuma's Revenge....but I didn't wan't to eat it for obvious reasons... waste of good pudding.

Who are you? 1-up?

H-star-r!! · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:11 pm

Saturn wrote:

So I got bored today and decided to try something out. I had a bag of gummy bears lying around for no real reason, so, being the dork that I am, I decided to try making some real life Suudsu!

Just take gummy bears...
A glass of milk...
Mix well, and ta-da, instant genius!

As for the taste? Well... it's kinda weird. It makes the milk taste slightly fruity, like if you were eating Fruit Loops in milk or something, which is actually pretty cool. But when you're done you're left with a huge mass of slightly gooier, slimier gummies stuck to the bottom of the glass. Not bad, though, if you don't mind eating, um... slimy wet things.

So, I guess the whole point of this topic is: Have you ever tried making/eating any of the weird food stuff mentioned on H*R? :hr:

well i'm going to make a SBLOUCKED ceral

CheezNapkin · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:58 am **Posts:** 185

Well I never ate anything Homestar related but Bronco Trolleys sound good. Melonade sounds good too

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:10 pm

Yeah. I'd have a Melonade before anything else, since it's really just melon juice, sugar, and water. Actually sounds gewd...

Saturn · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:12 pm

I've always thought Melonade sounded AWESOME. If it's anything like that melon-and-some-other-stuff-flavored drinks you can get out of the vending machines around here. That stuff is G-E-W-D, GEWD.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 2:46 am

Saturn wrote:

I've always thought Melonade sounded AWESOME. If it's anything like that melon-and-some-other-stuff-flavored drinks you can get out of the vending machines around here. That stuff is G-E-W-D, GEWD.

I was thinking that if I were to ever have like a Homestar-themed party, I'd mix some of that watermelon juice with lemonade. It would cut the sickening sweetness of the watermelon.

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 7:33 pm

Yeah, that's the one problem with melons--they're already pretty sweet.

Idea?: Mix about two parts melon juice with one part lemonade in a blender for maximum mixing (or just by hand if you don't have a blender). Good melonade? Bad melonade? I wonder if TBC have ever tried any of this stuff?

Metal Head · **Posted:** Tue May 02, 2006 8:41 pm

I have made a new ideology. Wasabi-ism. It follows the idea of putting wasabi on everything. Wasabi in Sudsu tastes...........weird. There's no way to describe it. How do you describe teddy bears that are spicy? I can't. Wasabi on bronco trolleys on the other hand is gewd. Melonade is good but I still say Piemonade is better. Try it. Oh yeah. This brownie might kill you is great.

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Tue May 02, 2006 9:09 pm

I had melonade a while ago. That stuff's good!

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Tue May 02, 2006 9:19 pm

DumDeDum wrote:

I had melonade a while ago. That stuff's good!

Cool! What sort of recipie was it?

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