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*intones consecration rites*

This, friends, is the birthplace of Serious. It is a hallowed ground. Let us come together and celebrate the wonders that is Serious Business™, here in its home.

Rajiv, you who were once "ikwaylx" and unserious like the rest of the heathens, do you now see the light?

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see the many colors which is light, the yellow the white. They are all turning grey.

Yellow and white are too enjoyable, I say we destroy them and make the public forget they ever knew about the two colors of merryment.

I still may be called Ikwaylx, but I am from now on known as Rajiv.

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Subject: LULZ.

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Dis be my vote, yo.

1. Best Thread
a. "Random Thoughts or Ideas" by Hi Guys

2. Best Results
c. "PWNDAY '06!" by The Experimental Film

3. Most Creative
a. "If you had a band, it would be called..." by The Experimental Film

4. Most Innovative Game
b. "The Wikipedia Random Page Game!" by IantheGecko

5. Best Poll
b. "What's your favorite punctuation mark?" by Ju Ju Master

6. Best Forum Comic
c. "Jenny's Homestar Comic Thing" by Jenny

7. Funniest Thread
b. "Confessions: Dumb Things you Thought As a Youngling" by iKipapa

8. Best Fanfiction
(no vote)

9. Funniest Moment
b. "Gay pride Google" by Alberto (LOL!)

10. Best Poster
b. Didymus

11. Best Contributor
b. ramrod (my homeboy!)

12. Best Maker of Games
(tie)
a. IantheGecko
b. Droideka

13. Best Administrator
c. It's dot com (hey Dot com, it's me, the evil guy! )

14. Best Moderator
a. Didymus

15. Best Maker of Avatars
c. Teh Ch8t (what a surprise )

16. Best Maker of Banners
a. Kariia

17. Best Username
c. CtrlAltDestroy

18. Best Avatars
c. Didymus

19. Best Signatures
(tie )
a. mathgrant
b. Kariia

20. Funniest User
a. Alberto

21. Best New User
(tie; you guys are da bomb!)
a. Beaums
b. Droideka
c. Shwoo

22. Best Location
a. "Reeeeeeeeeer nyeeeerrrr nyaaaaaaaaaaah! Yes. I live in a guitar solo." of Checkot Fige

23. Best Quote
c. "Oh, and if we're talking about physical strength, the microwave just pummels the toaster to a pulp with its SWINGING DOOR ACTION. And the toaster can't get up, because it's a frikkin' toaster!" by Homerun Starrer

24. Most Well-Liked User
a. IantheGecko

25. Best Debater
c. Didymus

26. Best Forum Gamer
a. Sarge

27. Most Improved User
b. ramrod

28. Most Lechable Girl
(I'll keep that to myself o_O)

29. Most Lechable Guy
(I'm straight, LOL)

30. Forum Fambly Award
a. Shippinator Mandy

That's my vote, dawgs.

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I'm sorry, I just don't understand how removing the Chris Bad nominations is a sign of taking anything too seriously. Why is it wrong to want to have awards where people get recognized for stuff they did on the forum? I know it's pointless, but it's supposed to be fun.

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Aren't supposed to reveal votes, methinks....

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Exactly. It's supposed to be fun, not some snooty offical affair. We shouldn't have to stop just because it doesn't fit with your standards of "funny"...

Ah well, it doesn't really matter now. I bet this whole Serious Inc. thing is a prank, anyway, so you guys are just proving how seriously you take this forum.

(:P)

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Silence you H15750 N310 O6500 C2250 Ca63 P48 K15 S15 Na10 Cl6 Mg3 Fe1 based buffoon
Serious inc. is a real business.

Thank you for taking the time to read this discussion leaf
-Rajiv.

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I believe you mean ape evolved buffoon.

This subject was brought up at the last sales meeting.

I am going to tell Johnson now Mr. Rajiv.

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Excuse me, but as we are in a hallowed landmark of Serious Inc., I must ask all of you who are not loyal employees to gtfo.

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no, I am sorry to say that is the chemical formula for a homo-saphien like yourself.

I now decree this topic should be called. Serious awards 2007.

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Could you please explain how nominating people who deserve the awards makes it a "snooty official affair"? I just don't get it. Is enforcing the rules of a Forum Game taking things too seriously? I don't see how this is any different.

I mean, I don't have any problem with people making the Chris Bad nominations, I just don't get why people got so upset that they were removed.

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yeah,sorry for adding to the problem. my appologies to you all.

TP

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stop poverty NOW!

Yeah, I coulda phrased that better.

What I mean is, why does it really matter who wins or loses?

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PM them to Teff, preferably once he regains his sanity.

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It doesn't really. But I thought that these awards were supposed to be at least somewhat serious, just to the point where the people got awards that they earned somehow. If it's just to have silly, random fun and nominate people for whatever, it should be in Forum Games.

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Serious Inc??!? theyre for real??!

Didds! Ninti! We need to up production of Cola Industries newest departments! STAT!

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All right. Thanks.

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This is defiantly the most serious thread ever. Teh sweet.

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This is still a monument to Serious Inc. and all things serious.

We appreciate the continuation of serious discussion that is taking place.

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I have been reading a book. It is a good book. It is called The dictionary. The mos random word in it is random. It has the word serious in it.

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I hereby revoke any and all nominations I have received this year.

Thank you.

Holy crap. If mathgrant is doing it, it must be for a good reason. May I ask why? (Or is it the obvious?)

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So, because Teff is being a moronic jerkface, as usual, I'm assuming the 2007 Forum Awards are called off, then?

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Nope, just the ones I've been nominated for.

Congratulations, Kariia. You have the best sig ever on HRWiki. You win.

...So, um, why are you not accepting the nominations, grant?


Well, if you won't partake in the Forum Awards, YOU'LL PARTAKE IN THE EINOO AWARDS, DARNIT!!!!

Best Music Guy, Best Sig Guy, Number Two-or-Three Best Funny Man, and Best... Um... Typhlosion Person Thing all go to you. Oh, and five Tony Awards.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Alright, alright, let's calm down please. Mathgrant probably has a good reason behind this.

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Aaaaand THIS is exactly why this thread is a monument to Serious Business.


No one said that, stfu plz.

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Okay, okay. Um, forget I ever said anything about revoking my awards.

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