I have found out something really, really important. Therefore, I shall reveal it to you, so that you know...
the truth.
In the sbemail "the chair", Strong Bad says this quote:
"And here's a picture of my parents." Of course, said picture is covered up by a large chair, and can only be viewed by a flash decompiler, which is assumed to be an Easter Egg.
Now, however, you can point to this
post where the Brother Chaps say that they will never answer seriously (they have answered previous emails, but has never answered them seriously, instead making jokes). This is true, I do not deny that.
HOWEVER, the fact that Strong Bad actually showed a picture of his parents must be taken into consideration. Since Strong Bad, in the middle of answering emails, forgotten that the El Restige chair will block people actually seeing stuff, he must have actually taken what he thought was a picture of parents and showcased it to us viewers.
Not to mention that this is not a unique situation that the Brother Chaps has revealed to us what the parents of one character look like, they have done it before in "Pom Pom, Too".
Hence, the Brother Chaps may have very well wanted to make a joke by presenting a false verison of Strong Bad's parents. Strong Bad would never intentionally lie though, and unlike his famous "unphotographic memory", this is indeed a photograph and might be seen as reliable. We do not (and cannot) know for certain if the picture is indeed an accurate view of Strong Bad's parents or not. Still, at least it's worth a shot.
Using a flash decompiler, you can see this picture, posted for reference :
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Dodongo.png
One may be confused at this picture, but after a reflection, it is quite obivous what really is the message: Strong Bad's mother and father are words.
The problem is that we see
three people in that Picture. "Nice", "try", "dodongo!" We know Strong Bad has a mom and a dad according to various emails, but since we see three people, it could be that either 1) one of the people are indeed not a mother or father of Strong Bad, but could be related, like maybe being a poopaw, or 2) Strong Bad has more than two parents, which is quite a possiblity. It would explain the Birth of Strong Sad, who is, despite being his younger brother, is much taller and looks far different from Strong Bad.
A quick look at the word structure of "dodongo!", especially at the 0 at the end, which is used in many non-English language to showcase that it is a masacline noun, suggests that "dodongo!" is male, and that prehaps "Nice" and "try" are females. We can therefore make the assumption that "dodongo!" is Strong Bad's father, and that either "Nice" or "try" are Strong Bad's mothers, or both (Strong Bad's father could be a player, and such a trait may have been passed down onto Strong Bad).
Overall, I hope that this theory is enlightening and that we finally uncovered a secret. Coming up next, how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on----
*record music stops*
Alright, fine. I have made a huge ramble for one reason only. I was making fun of people who take this stuff seriously, and attempt to find hidden meanings (like wondering if Homestar Runner is a robot or not). This website comes straight from the people who came up with the great idea of the "single deuce" and an entire game based on shooting people and finding a single egg. If it makes no sense, it might have been intended. Sorry if you didn't find this satire funny, I really was just bored waiting for the Baby Break to end. But hey, it is an interesting interpertion, altough this is NOT how the Brothers Chap wanted it to be.
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