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This is a list I've been compiling for about two years--I've seen ones for stuff like LiveJournal and Harry Potter and the like, but never any for H*R. Some of them are funnier than others, depending on your sense of humor and your knowledge of obscuria, but I'd love to see this expand into something larger than ourselves...so please reply to this with your own additions to the list, and someday I'll...do something with it...maybe publish it and send it to TBC, have them sell it via The Store. Something like that.

Anyway, on to the list...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HOMESTAR RUNNER FANATIC WHEN....

• You always sing a song before checking your email.
• You’ve dressed up as one of the characters for Halloween, and/or carved a jack-o-lantern in their honor.
• You’ve sent in photos to TBC.
• The phrase “Stomp ten peasants to achieve burnination” makes sense to you.
• You’ve taken multiple online quizzes asking “Which Homestar Runner character are you?”
• You’ve made your OWN quizzes like that.
• You doodle the characters everywhere possible.
• You own both of the figurines collections because you got them as freebies.
• You’ve made your own version of “The System is Down.”
• You’ve watched all the obscure movies and TV shows just so you can see the characters that the H*R characters dressed up as for Halloween.
• You refer to your friend Steve as, “Eh! Steve”
• When you get an email you don’t like, it soon gets...DELETED!
• You know all the answers on the Homestar Quiz, even though you know that some of the answers are outdated.
• You know how to cheat on the Homestar Quiz.
• You have a collection of H*R screen caps...on a collage on your wall.
• You refer to your computer as “Compy,” and your laptop as “Lappy.”
• You can look at the “Everybody! Everybody!” poster, and give the name, origin, and filmography of every single character.
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster.
• You’ve attempted to stalk one of the writers of the Strong Bad emails.
• You named your guitar Carol, or Carl.
• You’ve seen the music video for “These Peoples Tried to Fade Me.”
• You’re friends with the H*R characters on MySpace.
• You’ve made your own MySpace profile for one of the characters.
• You’ve made and eaten a Bronco Trolley/suudsu/the Poopsmith’s Super-Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies.
• You’ve written H*R fan fiction.
• You use special lures and jigs when you go fishing...
• You pronounce “video” like “videro,” and you pronounce “pumpkin” like “pump-a-kin,” etc.
• You can’t get anything done because of the Thnikkaman.
• You’ve gotten a triple-digit score in the Sid Hoffman/Sid Frenchman game.
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference.
• You’ve listened to all the bands on the “Music Sightings” list on the Wiki.
• You ARE one of the bands on the “Music Sightings” list.
• You’ve stored marshmallows in your pocket for SECRET EATING!
• You don’t question Homsar. And it bothers you when other people do.
• You record Marzipan’s voice onto your own answering machine or voice mail.
• You’ve been keeping track of Strong Sad’s weblog.
• You refer to December 25 as “Decemberween.”
• You’ve introduced yourself by saying, “Greetings, one and everyone! Welcome to ME!”
• You spend as much time, if not more time, on hrwiki.org than you do on homestarrunner.com itself.
• The Wiki means hrwiki.org.
• You cried the first time you saw Li’l Brudder.
• You have downloaded EVERYTHING that the web site has ever offered—all the songs, all the quote packages, quotes of the week, Easter eggs etc.
• You call Fridays “Biz Cas Fri.”
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!”
• You understand all the Nintendo references.
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc.
• You wonder why the name “Dan” and the year “1987” pop up so often.
• You’ve spontaneously added “-erson” to the end of someone’s name.
• You can imitate the characters—really well.
• You heard that Bratz Rock Angelz song “So Good,” and automatically thought of Teen Girl Squad.
• You can appreciate the humor when TBC parodies their old animation/voices, even if you hadn’t heard of the web site back in those days.
• You know how to find Homsar...everywhere.
• You’ve downloaded, printed, and maybe even handed in, Strong Bad’s “Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper.”
• When someone gives you change, you say, “Ooh! Free money!”
• You never say “TCBY,” but always “TCYBCBY,” and you refer to sprinkles as “jimmies,” even if it isn’t your dialect.
• When someone asks, “What are you doing?” you reply with “Doing? Did you just say doing?” and you pronounce it to rhyme with “boing.”
• You knew about Saddy Dumpington long, long before “Folky Tales” came out.
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation.
• You’ve figured out guitar and/or piano to the songs on the site or on the Strong Bad Sings CD.
• You learned the hard way how to find “Not The 100th Email!”
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews.
• All you remember of algebra are the Transitive Butt Property and the Property of Ones.
• You discovered Taco Man and Ebola World because of “Halloween Potion-ma-jig.”
• You refer to a rocks glass as a highball glass.
• You taught the “Ooncha, Ooncha” hand game to your young female friend, who in turn made it a playground favorite.
• You’ve attempted to teach yourself how to speak The Cheat.
• You think “tape leg” is a sub-par Strong Bad email, but you watch it anyway because Strong Bad seems to be fervently attached to it.
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.”
• You cop Bubs’ dance moves.
• You invent inside jokes before they actually occur, particularly prior to road trips.
• You would like to buy your clothes from any of the following places: Styles Upon Styles, Shirt Folding Store, Pants Folding Store, Thong Folding Store, or the Thrift Store.
• (And my new one for tonight...) You think The Sarah Silverman Program actually kind of sucks, but you watch it anyway in hopes of catching glimpses of the and posters.

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You mentioned Sarah Silverman and the sentence that follows it isn't anything less than "Sucks worse than Penny-Arcade meets Arthur Miller."

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Nice list. I've done... probably too many of those.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Here are the ones that apply to me.

• You’ve dressed up as one of the characters for Halloween, and/or carved a jack-o-lantern in their honor.
• You’ve taken multiple online quizzes asking “Which Homestar Runner character are you?”
• You doodle the characters everywhere possible.
• You own both of the figurines collections because you got them as freebies.
• You’ve made your own version of “The System is Down.”
• You’ve watched all the obscure movies and TV shows just so you can see the characters that the H*R characters dressed up as for Halloween.
• When you get an email you don’t like, it soon gets...DELETED!
• You know all the answers on the Homestar Quiz, even though you know that some of the answers are outdated.
• You know how to cheat on the Homestar Quiz.
• You can look at the “Everybody! Everybody!” poster, and give the name, origin, and filmography of every single character.
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster.
• You’ve seen the music video for “These Peoples Tried to Fade Me.”
• You’re friends with the H*R characters on MySpace.
• You can’t get anything done because of the Thnikkaman.
• You’ve gotten a triple-digit score in the Sid Hoffman/Sid Frenchman game.
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference.
• You don’t question Homsar. And it bothers you when other people do.
• You’ve been keeping track of Strong Sad’s weblog.
• You refer to December 25 as “Decemberween.”
• You spend as much time, if not more time, on hrwiki.org than you do on homestarrunner.com itself.
• The Wiki means hrwiki.org.
• You have downloaded EVERYTHING that the web site has ever offered—all the songs, all the quote packages, quotes of the week, Easter eggs etc.
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!”
• You understand all the Nintendo references.
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc.
• You wonder why the name “Dan” and the year “1987” pop up so often.
• You can imitate the characters—really well.
• You can appreciate the humor when TBC parodies their old animation/voices, even if you hadn’t heard of the web site back in those days.
• You’ve downloaded, printed, and maybe even handed in, Strong Bad’s “Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper.”
• When someone gives you change, you say, “Ooh! Free money!”
• You never say “TCBY,” but always “TCYBCBY,” and you refer to sprinkles as “jimmies,” even if it isn’t your dialect.
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation.
• You’ve figured out guitar and/or piano to the songs on the site or on the Strong Bad Sings CD.
• You learned the hard way how to find “Not The 100th Email!”
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews.
• You’ve attempted to teach yourself how to speak The Cheat.
• You think “tape leg” is a sub-par Strong Bad email, but you watch it anyway because Strong Bad seems to be fervently attached to it.
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.”
• You invent inside jokes before they actually occur, particularly prior to road trips.
• (And my new one for tonight...) You think The Sarah Silverman Program actually kind of sucks, but you watch it anyway in hopes of catching glimpses of the and posters.

...if that's a reference to the TV show, I've lost you. Sorry. I actually haven't seen the SS Program much, and the only reason I even watched it in the first place was because it was right after South Park, which is pretty much the only reason I watch any TV whatsoever.

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Here's what I'm guilty of out of the list:

• You’ve dressed up as one of the characters for Halloween, and/or carved a jack-o-lantern in their honor. GUILTY. Yesterday, I dressed as Homestar, and no one knew who it was...
• The phrase “Stomp ten peasants to achieve burnination” makes sense to you. Yeah...
• You’ve taken multiple online quizzes asking “Which HomestarRunner character are you?” Tons of 'em.
• You own both of the figurines collections because you got them as freebies. GUILTY AS CHARGED
• You refer to your computer as “Compy,” and your laptop as “Lappy.” I think I sometimes do it...
• You can look at the “Everybody! Everybody!” poster, and give the name, origin, and filmography of every single character. I can't give a complete filmogrophy, but once I said good morning to every character on the poster...
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster. GUILTY• You’ve written H*R fan fiction. YES. Hell, it was a HR crossover with Trigun... Now that's just plain WEIRD.
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference. Sometimes.
• You don’t question Homsar. And it bothers you when other people do. GUILTY
• You refer to December 25 as “Decemberween.” GUILTEH
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!” Sometimes...
• You understand all the Nintendo references. Almost all of them...
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes. Sometimes I do.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc. FREAKING GUILTY AS CHARGED
• You can imitate the characters—really well. YUP... I do a mean Homsar...
• You heard that Bratz Rock Angelz song “So Good,” and automatically thought of Teen Girl Squad. YES! I think Bratz copied HR!
• You can appreciate the humor when TBC parodies their old animation/voices, even if you hadn’t heard of the web site back in those days. Yup, I do...
• You know how to find Homsar...everywhere. Pretty much...
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation. GUILTEH!
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews. GUILTY
• You’ve attempted to teach yourself how to speak The Cheat. GUILTEH
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.” GUILTY AS CHARGED



I'm Guilty of a lot of them...

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I came up with some other ones:

- You use the phrase, "Yeah, your pwobabwy wight." in everyday conversation.

- You use "all up ons" and "all up ins" in everyday conversation.

- You've figured out how to play songs from the H*R universe on real instruments.

Sorry if some are already on the list. I didn't read the whole thing.

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I HAVE DONE:
•You always sing a song before checking your email.
• The phrase “Stomp ten peasants to achieve burnination” makes sense to you.
• You doodle the characters everywhere possible.
• You refer to your friend Steve as, “Eh! Steve”
• When you get an email you don’t like, it soon gets...DELETED!
• You know all the answers on the Homestar Quiz, even though you know that some of the answers are outdated.
• You know how to cheat on the Homestar Quiz.
• You refer to your computer as “Compy,” and your laptop as “Lappy.” (Compy)
• You can look at the “Everybody! Everybody!” poster, and give the name, origin, and filmography of every single character.
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster.
• You named your guitar Carol, or Carl. (Carol)
• You’ve seen the music video for “These Peoples Tried to Fade Me.”
• You’ve written H*R fan fiction. (Case of the Cats)
• You use special lures and jigs when you go fishing...
• You pronounce “video” like “videro,” and you pronounce “pumpkin” like “pump-a-kin,” etc.
• You can’t get anything done because of the Thnikkaman.
• You’ve gotten a triple-digit score in the Sid Hoffman/Sid Frenchman game. (136)
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference.
• You’ve stored marshmallows in your pocket for SECRET EATING!
• You don’t question Homsar. And it bothers you when other people do.
• You’ve been keeping track of Strong Sad’s weblog.
• You refer to December 25 as “Decemberween.” (ALWAYS)
• You’ve introduced yourself by saying, “Greetings, one and everyone! Welcome to ME! (All the time!)
• You spend as much time, if not more time, on hrwiki.org than you do on homestarrunner.com itself. (As much time.)
• The Wiki means hrwiki.org. (Totally.)
• You have downloaded EVERYTHING that the web site has ever offered—all the songs, all the quote packages, quotes of the week, Easter eggs etc. (Almost everything.)
• You call Fridays “Biz Cas Fri.” (Usually.)
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!”
• You understand all the Nintendo references.
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc. (ALWAYS!)
• You wonder why the name “Dan” and the year “1987” pop up so often. (Seriously.)
• You’ve spontaneously added “-erson” to the end of someone’s name. (Myself!)
• You can imitate the characters—really well. (SS, PP, HR, CZ, MP)
• You heard that Bratz Rock Angelz song “So Good,” and automatically thought of Teen Girl Squad. (Heh heh...)
• You can appreciate the humor when TBC parodies their old animation/voices, even if you hadn’t heard of the web site back in those days. (^_^)
• You know how to find Homsar...everywhere. (GO HOMSAR GO!)
• You’ve downloaded, printed, and maybe even handed in, Strong Bad’s “Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper.” (Download, Printed, Gave to Mom)
• When someone gives you change, you say, “Ooh! Free money!”
• When someone asks, “What are you doing?” you reply with “Doing? Did you just say doing?” and you pronounce it to rhyme with “boing.” (ALWAYS!!!)
• You knew about Saddy Dumpington long, long before “Folky Tales” came out. (Well, I called him Dumpington before and Saddy before...)
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation. (xD)
• You’ve figured out guitar and/or piano to the songs on the site or on the Strong Bad Sings CD. (Piano- These People Try To Fade Me!)
• You learned the hard way how to find “Not The 100th Email!”
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews. (Anywhere.)
• All you remember of algebra are the Transitive Butt Property and the Property of Ones. (From like, 3rd grade, man.)
• You discovered Taco Man and Ebola World because of “Halloween Potion-ma-jig.” (Taco Man.)
• You taught the “Ooncha, Ooncha” hand game to your young female friend, who in turn made it a playground favorite. (I will now!)
• You’ve attempted to teach yourself how to speak The Cheat. (I really have.)
• You think “tape leg” is a sub-par Strong Bad email, but you watch it anyway because Strong Bad seems to be fervently attached to it. (Not really, I just love the tape-leg!)
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.” (Always.)
• You cop Bubs’ dance moves. (Sometimes.)
• You invent inside jokes before they actually occur, particularly prior to road trips. (Yep.)
• You would like to buy your clothes from any of the following places: Styles Upon Styles, Shirt Folding Store, Pants Folding Store, Thong Folding Store, or the Thrift Store. (Perhaps.)

EDIT: Adding these:
- You use the phrase, "Yeah, your pwobabwy wight." in everyday conversation.

- You use "all up ons" and "all up ins" in everyday conversation.

- You've figured out how to play songs from the H*R universe on real instruments.

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I do a LOT of these things on the list. I love saying "all up ons." It really gets people going.

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• You make a "You know you're a H*R fanatic when..." list.

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*You're Sloshy (SBROXX in the fanstuff wiki, SBEMAIL XXX3 in the wiki)

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How did you know I sing a song before every Email???? Checkin the mail...The EMAIL!!!!!!*guitar solo*YEAH!!!!!

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Gonna have a real good time tonight!

The best one I've done is "Check the E-mail, Inspired from Sbe-mail, I'm a-bout to del-ete the-little-bit-of-my-crap-mail!"

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I sang an e-mail song once...

Oh the Higgsy's gonna check on his e-mail.
Yes the Higgsy's gonna check on his e-mail.

I say Higgsy cause Higgs is my last name.

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I have some more:

*You refer to Halloween as Halloween Night, and Christmas as Decemberween, and yell at your friends if they don't do the same.
*You sing a scroll button song.


I actually do sing scroll button songs.

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I should come up with a scroll button song!

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"Scrollin' all up, scrollit up-or-down. Scrolling my way around the town." Was my first one. xD

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YOU READ MY MIND!!! Plus, I thought up some new ones.

Whenever you accidentally see programs that involve the characters that the H*R guys dressed up as for halloween, you laugh uncontrolobly loud

You've attempted to do the green goblin dance at school gatherings and dances

You've ever reffered to anyone as clever dan, strong mad or strong sad.

You've mastered the art of drawing Trogdor

You created your own Homestar video game


Fhqwhgads (sorry if i spelled it wrong) is your best friend

Everybody to the limit is the song you request at concerts

If you dream of meeting the Brothers Chaps, or any other HR characters

Or

If you purposly say Jorb, Jaerb or Jaeorebab instead of job.

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I like Penny Arcade. T_T

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Don't forget Price Style.

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

Wow, these are terrific, guys!! I definitely also use "all up ons," as well as "all y'all." And I put "-type" in weird places, as in "newborn-type babies."

We're approaching the D-Ween!! Look lively! LOOK LIVELY!

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Sometimes, to kill time, I recite emails from start to finish.

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

I got one:
- whenever someone asks what your favorite band is, you say Sloshy/Limozeen.

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"So you're telling me that Ms. Charbroiledburger, or whoever actually told you to make a crappy, really stupid diorama for an assignment? Now that's what I call edjakashun!!"- Strong Bad, email 184: "Diorama"

Sometimes I say "all y'all", too.

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

Same here xD

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I know how em ducky goes, quack quack. Oh and please click on the 5 eggs once per day or something. Don't let them die!

You're tempted to reply to the question "What time is it?" with "It's Valentimes!" (I actually have been tempted a few times)
You tape a drawing of yourself with muscles to the microwave.
You make a cardboard version of your girlfriend when she goes on vacation.
You lock your boyfriend in a closet so you can spend time with his cardboard version.

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Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf

The following fit for me:

• The phrase “Stomp ten peasants to achieve burnination” makes sense to you.
• You’ve taken multiple online quizzes asking “Which Homestar Runner character are you?”
• You doodle the characters everywhere possible.
• You refer to your friend Steve as, “Eh! Steve” (NOTE: My name is actually Steve, and so when I go up to my friend who is also a H*R fan, I say 'Eh! Steve' and he refers to me as 'Eh! Steve' commonly.)
• When you get an email you don’t like, it soon gets...DELETED!
• You know all the answers on the Homestar Quiz, even though you know that some of the answers are outdated.
• You know how to cheat on the Homestar Quiz.
• You refer to your computer as “Compy,” and your laptop as “Lappy.” (NOTE: My laptop (I am currently on it) I actually named 'Lappy 486')
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster.
((My friend I have previously stated and I have considered making Suudsu lately, we haven't yet, though.))
• You pronounce “video” like “videro,” and you pronounce “pumpkin” like “pump-a-kin,” etc.
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference.
• You don’t question Homsar. And it bothers you when other people do.
• You spend as much time, if not more time, on hrwiki.org than you do on homestarrunner.com itself.
• The Wiki means hrwiki.org.
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!”
• You understand all the Nintendo references.
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc.
• You wonder why the name “Dan” and the year “1987” pop up so often.
• You’ve spontaneously added “-erson” to the end of someone’s name.
• You heard that Bratz Rock Angelz song “So Good,” and automatically thought of Teen Girl Squad.
• You can appreciate the humor when TBC parodies their old animation/voices, even if you hadn’t heard of the web site back in those days.
• When someone asks, “What are you doing?” you reply with “Doing? Did you just say doing?” and you pronounce it to rhyme with “boing.”
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation.
• You’ve figured out guitar and/or piano to the songs on the site or on the Strong Bad Sings CD. ((NOTE: I've memorized the guitar tablatures to 'Trogdor'.))
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews.
• You think “tape leg” is a sub-par Strong Bad email, but you watch it anyway because Strong Bad seems to be fervently attached to it.
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.”
• You cop Bubs’ dance moves.
• You would like to buy your clothes from any of the following places: Styles Upon Styles, Shirt Folding Store, Pants Folding Store, Thong Folding Store, or the Thrift Store.

Nice quiz-kind of thing.

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Sorry if these were taken already:
You have no trouble spotting a real-live instance of the lowercase i running gag.
Your iPod has more sbemail podcasts than it does songs.

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Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf

Here we go: You've pronounced "Valentines" either "Valentimes" or "Vamlumtimes" on purpose
-You've called people "Ya'll biscuitheads" more than once
-You know how Homsar was created
-You've tried to type with boxing gloves on
-You've cooked eggs while singing Trogdor

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"...Now let's get ready to eat NO FOOD! Eating luch is for weirdos"
"Holla grlfrnds! It's corn and corn alone day!"

Here's what true for me:

You always sing a song before checking your email.
• You’ve dressed up as one of the characters for Halloween, and/or carved a jack-o-lantern in their honor...Yes, I was TheUglyOne
• The phrase “Stomp ten peasants to achieve burnination” makes sense to you.
• You’ve taken multiple online quizzes asking “Which Homestar Runner character are you?”
• You doodle the characters everywhere possible.
• You’ve made your own version of “The System is Down.”
• You’ve watched all the obscure movies and TV shows just so you can see the characters that the H*R characters dressed up as for Halloween.
• When you get an email you don’t like, it soon gets...DELETED!
• You know all the answers on the Homestar Quiz, even though you know that some of the answers are outdated.
• You know how to cheat on the Homestar Quiz.
• You refer to your computer as “Compy,” and your laptop as “Lappy.”
• You can look at the “Everybody! Everybody!” poster, and give the name, origin, and filmography of every single character.
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster.
• You’ve seen the music video for “These Peoples Tried to Fade Me.”
• You pronounce “video” like “videro,” and you pronounce “pumpkin” like “pump-a-kin,” etc.
• You can’t get anything done because of the Thnikkaman.
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference.
• You refer to December 25 as “Decemberween.”
• You spend as much time, if not more time, on hrwiki.org than you do on homestarrunner.com itself.
• You cried the first time you saw Li’l Brudder.....Well, I faked it
• You have downloaded EVERYTHING that the web site has ever offered—all the songs, all the quote packages, quotes of the week, Easter eggs etc.
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!”
• You understand all the Nintendo references.
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc.
• You wonder why the name “Dan” and the year “1987” pop up so often.
• You’ve spontaneously added “-erson” to the end of someone’s name.
• You can imitate the characters—really well.
• You heard that Bratz Rock Angelz song “So Good,” and automatically thought of Teen Girl Squad.
• You know how to find Homsar...everywhere.
• You never say “TCBY,” but always “TCYBCBY,” and you refer to sprinkles as “jimmies,” even if it isn’t your dialect.
• You knew about Saddy Dumpington long, long before “Folky Tales” came out.
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation.
• You learned the hard way how to find “Not The 100th Email!”
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews
• You discovered Taco Man and Ebola World because of “Halloween Potion-ma-jig.”
• You taught the “Ooncha, Ooncha” hand game to your young female friend, who in turn made it a playground favorite.
• You’ve attempted to teach yourself how to speak The Cheat.
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.”
• You would like to buy your clothes from any of the following places: Styles Upon Styles, Shirt Folding Store, Pants Folding Store, Thong Folding Store, or the Thrift Store.
You think The Sarah Silverman Program actually kind of sucks, but you watch it anyway in hopes of catching glimpses of the and posters.

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