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• You always sing a song before checking your email.
• The phrase “Stomp ten peasants to achieve burnination” makes sense to you.
• You’ve taken multiple online quizzes asking “Which Homestar Runner character are you?”
• You’ve made your OWN quizzes like that.
• You doodle the characters everywhere possible.
• You’ve made your own version of “The System is Down.”
• You’ve watched all the obscure movies and TV shows just so you can see the characters that the H*R characters dressed up as for Halloween.
• You refer to your friend Steve as, “Eh! Steve”
• When you get an email you don’t like, it soon gets...DELETED!
• You know all the answers on the Homestar Quiz, even though you know that some of the answers are outdated.
• You know how to cheat on the Homestar Quiz.
• You refer to your computer as “Compy,” and your laptop as “Lappy.”
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster.
• You’ve attempted to stalk one of the writers of the Strong Bad emails.
• You named your guitar Carol, or Carl.
• You’ve seen the music video for “These Peoples Tried to Fade Me.”
• You’re friends with the H*R characters on MySpace.
• You’ve made your own MySpace profile for one of the characters.
• You’ve made and eaten a Bronco Trolley/suudsu/the Poopsmith’s Super-Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies.
• You’ve written H*R fan fiction.
• You use special lures and jigs when you go fishing...
• You pronounce “video” like “videro,” and you pronounce “pumpkin” like “pump-a-kin,” etc.
• You can’t get anything done because of the Thnikkaman.
• You’ve gotten a triple-digit score in the Sid Hoffman/Sid Frenchman game.
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference.
• You’ve listened to all the bands on the “Music Sightings” list on the Wiki. • You don’t question Homsar. And it bothers you when other people do.
• You record Marzipan’s voice onto your own answering machine or voice mail.
• You’ve been keeping track of Strong Sad’s weblog.
• You refer to December 25 as “Decemberween.”
• You’ve introduced yourself by saying, “Greetings, one and everyone! Welcome to ME!”
• You spend as much time, if not more time, on hrwiki.org than you do on homestarrunner.com itself.
• The Wiki means hrwiki.org.
• You cried the first time you saw Li’l Brudder.
• You have downloaded EVERYTHING that the web site has ever offered—all the songs, all the quote packages, quotes of the week, Easter eggs etc.
• You call Fridays “Biz Cas Fri.”
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!”
• You understand all the Nintendo references.
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc.
• You wonder why the name “Dan” and the year “1987” pop up so often.
• You’ve spontaneously added “-erson” to the end of someone’s name.
• You can appreciate the humor when TBC parodies their old animation/voices, even if you hadn’t heard of the web site back in those days.
• You know how to find Homsar...everywhere.
• You’ve downloaded, printed, and maybe even handed in, Strong Bad’s “Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper.”
• When someone gives you change, you say, “Ooh! Free money!”
• You never say “TCBY,” but always “TCYBCBY,” and you refer to sprinkles as “jimmies,” even if it isn’t your dialect.
• When someone asks, “What are you doing?” you reply with “Doing? Did you just say doing?” and you pronounce it to rhyme with “boing.”
• You knew about Saddy Dumpington long, long before “Folky Tales” came out.
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation.
• You learned the hard way how to find “Not The 100th Email!”
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews.
• All you remember of algebra are the Transitive Butt Property and the Property of Ones.
• You discovered Taco Man and Ebola World because of “Halloween Potion-ma-jig.”
• You refer to a rocks glass as a highball glass.
• You taught the “Ooncha, Ooncha” hand game to your young female friend, who in turn made it a playground favorite.
• You’ve attempted to teach yourself how to speak The Cheat.
• You think “tape leg” is a sub-par Strong Bad email, but you watch it anyway because Strong Bad seems to be fervently attached to it.
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.”
• You cop Bubs’ dance moves.
• You invent inside jokes before they actually occur, particularly prior to road trips.
• You would like to buy your clothes from any of the following places: Styles Upon Styles, Shirt Folding Store, Pants Folding Store, Thong Folding Store, or the Thrift Store.
^^^Thems mine!^^^^^
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