This is a list I've been compiling for about two years--I've seen ones for stuff like LiveJournal and Harry Potter and the like, but never any for H*R. Some of them are funnier than others, depending on your sense of humor and your knowledge of obscuria, but I'd love to see this expand into something larger than ourselves...so please reply to this with your own additions to the list, and someday I'll...do something with it...maybe publish it and send it to TBC, have them sell it via The Store. Something like that.
Anyway, on to the list...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HOMESTAR RUNNER FANATIC WHEN....
• You always sing a song before checking your email.
• You’ve dressed up as one of the characters for Halloween, and/or carved a jack-o-lantern in their honor.
• You’ve sent in photos to TBC.
• The phrase “Stomp ten peasants to achieve burnination” makes sense to you.
• You’ve taken multiple online quizzes asking “Which Homestar Runner character are you?”
• You’ve made your OWN quizzes like that.
• You doodle the characters everywhere possible.
• You own both of the figurines collections because you got them as freebies.
• You’ve made your own version of “The System is Down.”
• You’ve watched all the obscure movies and TV shows just so you can see the characters that the H*R characters dressed up as for Halloween.
• You refer to your friend Steve as, “Eh! Steve”
• When you get an email you don’t like, it soon gets...DELETED!
• You know all the answers on the Homestar Quiz, even though you know that some of the answers are outdated.
• You know how to cheat on the Homestar Quiz.
• You have a collection of H*R screen caps...on a collage on your wall.
• You refer to your computer as “Compy,” and your laptop as “Lappy.”
• You can look at the “Everybody! Everybody!” poster, and give the name, origin, and filmography of every single character.
• You wonder why The Paper isn’t on that poster.
• You’ve attempted to stalk one of the writers of the Strong Bad emails.
• You named your guitar Carol, or Carl.
• You’ve seen the music video for “These Peoples Tried to Fade Me.”
• You’re friends with the H*R characters on MySpace.
• You’ve made your own MySpace profile for one of the characters.
• You’ve made and eaten a Bronco Trolley/suudsu/the Poopsmith’s Super-Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies.
• You’ve written H*R fan fiction.
• You use special lures and jigs when you go fishing...
• You pronounce “video” like “videro,” and you pronounce “pumpkin” like “pump-a-kin,” etc.
• You can’t get anything done because of the Thnikkaman.
• You’ve gotten a triple-digit score in the Sid Hoffman/Sid Frenchman game.
• When your non-H*R friends hear you say something that they don’t get, they automatically assume that it’s an H*R reference.
• You’ve listened to all the bands on the “Music Sightings” list on the Wiki.
• You ARE one of the bands on the “Music Sightings” list.
• You’ve stored marshmallows in your pocket for SECRET EATING!
• You don’t question Homsar. And it bothers you when other people do.
• You record Marzipan’s voice onto your own answering machine or voice mail.
• You’ve been keeping track of Strong Sad’s weblog.
• You refer to December 25 as “Decemberween.”
• You’ve introduced yourself by saying, “Greetings, one and everyone! Welcome to ME!”
• You spend as much time, if not more time, on hrwiki.org than you do on homestarrunner.com itself.
• The Wiki means hrwiki.org.
• You cried the first time you saw Li’l Brudder.
• You have downloaded EVERYTHING that the web site has ever offered—all the songs, all the quote packages, quotes of the week, Easter eggs etc.
• You call Fridays “Biz Cas Fri.”
• You utilize the phrase, “Rock, rock on!”
• You understand all the Nintendo references.
• You notice Strong Bad’s spelling and grammar mistakes.
• On Labor Day, you sing that song...you know, “Todayborday is Labor Dabor todayborday is Labor Day...” etc.
• You wonder why the name “Dan” and the year “1987” pop up so often.
• You’ve spontaneously added “-erson” to the end of someone’s name.
• You can imitate the characters—really well.
• You heard that Bratz Rock Angelz song “So Good,” and automatically thought of Teen Girl Squad.
• You can appreciate the humor when TBC parodies their old animation/voices, even if you hadn’t heard of the web site back in those days.
• You know how to find Homsar...everywhere.
• You’ve downloaded, printed, and maybe even handed in, Strong Bad’s “Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper.”
• When someone gives you change, you say, “Ooh! Free money!”
• You never say “TCBY,” but always “TCYBCBY,” and you refer to sprinkles as “jimmies,” even if it isn’t your dialect.
• When someone asks, “What are you doing?” you reply with “Doing? Did you just say doing?” and you pronounce it to rhyme with “boing.”
• You knew about Saddy Dumpington long, long before “Folky Tales” came out.
• You know how to spell “fhqwhgads” from memory, and you feel the need to instruct your friends on the proper pronunciation.
• You’ve figured out guitar and/or piano to the songs on the site or on the Strong Bad Sings CD.
• You learned the hard way how to find “Not The 100th Email!”
• You recognize the names A. Chimendez, Leomard Sportsinterviews, and Beverly Sportsinterviews.
• All you remember of algebra are the Transitive Butt Property and the Property of Ones.
• You discovered Taco Man and Ebola World because of “Halloween Potion-ma-jig.”
• You refer to a rocks glass as a highball glass.
• You taught the “Ooncha, Ooncha” hand game to your young female friend, who in turn made it a playground favorite.
• You’ve attempted to teach yourself how to speak The Cheat.
• You think “tape leg” is a sub-par Strong Bad email, but you watch it anyway because Strong Bad seems to be fervently attached to it.
• You can’t hear “O Holy Night” without thinking, “O Holy Crap.”
• You cop Bubs’ dance moves.
• You invent inside jokes before they actually occur, particularly prior to road trips.
• You would like to buy your clothes from any of the following places: Styles Upon Styles, Shirt Folding Store, Pants Folding Store, Thong Folding Store, or the Thrift Store.
• (And my new one for tonight...) You think The Sarah Silverman Program actually kind of sucks, but you watch it anyway in hopes of catching glimpses of the
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