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I can never remember how the tune goes, and when I look at the lyrics it makes me think of a different theme song. So, I've reconciled the two by writing new, Dangeresque lyrics to the song I'm thinking of.

Private eye extraordinaire
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Try and cross him if you dare
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

He'll do stuff for a modest fee
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Unless something better's on TV
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

His nunchuck gun is locked and loaded
His electronics are outmoded
Does paperwork on the Dangerdesque
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

His partner is Renaldo
Sometimes Dangeresque Too?
They go to places like Strong Borneo
And find miscreants to subdue

His enemies are Uzi Bazooka
And Craig, and Szechuan Steve
Perducci stole the formula
He's got some plot up his sleeve

His informant is a fat gray lump
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Looks like he's gonna have to jump!
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

The law enforcements he evades
While he sports those stylin' shades
This song's getting ridiculesque
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Dangeresque!!

Seriously, it's great. I love parody lyrics. They finely straddle that line between creativity and laziness. And a terrific song to parody, too. =3

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Thats brilliant I love it. And I guess you beat the dangereque 3 which is cool. Really hard game but I loves it!