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I can't believe nobody posted something like this yet. Anyway, Let's say The Brothers Chaps inherited Nickelodeon Universe and decided to start from scratch and make a Homestar Runner theme park. This is a place to speculate on that. What would it be called? What kind of rides would there be? Stuff like that.
PS. For those of you wondering what Nickelodeon Universe is, here's a link.
PSS. No, I don't think it will ever happen. It's just a cool thing to think about.

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My mission is to destroy all baby show characters, and stop them from taking over the world.

Well, here's some other people's ideas for rides. =3

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A huge roller coaster in shape of the stick! It would be a great view at the top.

I have a feeling that they would borrow from the THEME PARK email. In this case, they would probably have their main roller coaster be themed to Trogdor and have an Eh! Steve-themed teacup ride. And for the log ride, they could make it a ride version of Peasant's Quest, with one of the waterfalls taking place inside Trogdor's lair.

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

A ride where you go inside.Pass through clips of toons and come to a stop at a scene with strong bad checking email on the lappy.He checks his email and it cuts to Homestar saying:I will only let you past if you the password.Here is a hint:It's armaggedon.

Strong Bad tells Homestar he just gave away the password and the ride continues to a eh steve mini cartoon.At the credits you go down a ramp and it ends.

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Imagine, if you will, a Universal-Studios-Esque Adventure ride for Peasant's Quest. The guests would get in little cars, shoot way up the mountain (avoiding falling rocks and the like) then enter into the TrogCave, pitch-dark. After two moments of silence and darkness, Trogdor's flames would burninate everyone! Then there would be a gift shop.

"You must be this on fire to ride Trogdor's Cave."

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--Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiiiight.

The Tire Ride: Guests sit in cars shaped like The Tire, and then get shot off a ramp and 50mph!

That Trogdor roller coaster would come to be (but even awesomer than in the sbemail).

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I've been gone for a while, but I'm back, & ready to enjoy the site (I ment H*R.com on that last comment).

I just had a crazy idea. It's a dark ride called "Strong Bad's Vacation", based on the VACATION email. You first go through Strong Bad's computer room as he answers the email from BrothaCheese, where the cars stops as he does all the things in the email. When he puts up the sticky note and says, "I'm outta here... DORKS!" and leaves, and just before you, too, leave, you see the sticky note saying, "Hey, dorks, get offa me! You stink!" The rest of the ride from here on out are actual scenes of the places he visits (i.e., downtown Pantsburg, historic Over There, etc.).

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar