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If this has been done before I am sorry.

With that said here are mine misspellings and all:
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Dear Strong Bad

Why Don't you guys have a fart contest

OX_Bigly
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Dear Strong Bad

Who's this guy Stong Bad I keep hearing about?
I mean we got to see Homsar.

OX_Bigly

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Dear Strong Bad

What is going to happen when you get to email #404?
I know it's a long way away but I just want to know if it will it crash the web browser?
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Dear Strong Bad (you lazy crap for crap),

Does Trogdor have any family members?
Or is he the last of his kind, like some kind of indanger'd species?

From Ox_Bigly of Deerfield Bch, Fla.
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Dear SB-Man,

What would it be like if you had your own board game or '-opoly'?

Just a Pawn, to Rook 3
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subject: weight loss

Dear Strong_Badly,

Have you ever thought of sending Strong Sad to flab camp, or maybe slipping him some of those near-illegal weight-loss pills.

The way I see it, if he thins down he might not be such a moaning whine-for-all.

OX_Bigly
Deerfield Beach, FLA
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*SENT*
subject: head/face
You Know Your Name,

So.... What's up with that silver "V" shaped thing on your head/face?

Does it have powers, or did you like paint silver a wishbone you found in some bird-meat?

It's Charles Benfield
Form Deerfield Bch, Fla
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subject: diplomatic immunity

Dear Caught In Headlights,

Since you are the leader of Strong Badia, shouldn't you have diplomatic immunity?
I mean you could go on some kind of berserker rage, strap a saddle on Trogdor, take over London and no one would stop you.

Have fun with it.

U.N. Ambassador For Strong Badia
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I am sorry if this is too long

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Dear Strong Bad,
Where The Cheat's gold tooth comes from?

Crapfully yours,
Maurizio from Genoa.(Yes, I'm Italian.)

Dear Strong Bad..or something like that,
I have some questions. Would you answer them? Kay. Either way, I'm gunna ask them.
1. Could you hook me up with Bubs? PLEASE!
2. Whys your head so big? ITS SO BIG!? WHY IS IT?
3. Do you have knees? If you do, then why don't you use them? Could I cut them off and sell them on Ebay?

Best wished(Not really..your wierd)
Hannah, from Magic land


Haha, Mine is odd...XD

Well, I wanted to see a new computer, so, hoping to create a Sbemail in which the Lappy would explode, I sent this.

"Dear Strong Bad:
Hello, I have a very important message for you. I, like you, am interested in old computers and operating systems that have no Graphical User Interface. I've been doing some research about your laptop, the Lappy 486, and have found out about many of its irreversible problems, among them severe overheating, which can lead to fire, and the reverse nuclear decay which can turn your motherboard to uranium. This reverse nuclear decay is severely dangerous, as it can cause a chemical reaction with the metal alloys in the Lappy's circuitry, which can lead to a nuclear explosion. Despite our common love for outdated electronics, I strongly, badly suggest upgrading to a computer which is a few years newer than the Lappy. Many computers natively designed to run Wondows 95, (Pronounced one-does.) for instance, can have your GUI-less operating system installed on it, and could even dual-boot in case you need to use newer programs.

Thank you,
William Fences"

The idea was for the message's length to cause "severe overheating" and blow the Lappy up. Wondows was my terrible substitute for Windows.

"Dear Weak Good-
Wait! Wrong cartoon character! Ooooops...


...Dear Strong Bad,
Man, that Lappy 486 of yours uses an OLD operating system! Sorry to rag on it, but your lack of a GUI disturbs me. Install Doors 95 or something on that Lappy, at least. You can get Doors Vista in twenty-sum'pin years, but for now you really should upgrade to at least Doors 95."

I wanted to see Strong Bad upgrade to a GUI. This time, I substituted "Doors" for "Windows." Still really bad though.

The email I sent to Homestar is too embarrassing and ridiculous for me to show here. Suffice it to say that it involves "melony snekers," whatever the heck those are. I must've had Red Bull or something that day.

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Spin my buzzer!

Lol i got 1.
Dear StrongBad
If you dont like Homestar why not perform brain surgery on him to make him smart?

Crapfully
Brodie, AUS

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BLAAAAHH It's always great to see my hard court-ordered charity work paying off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wNpE3gGDHU My OLD top 10 strong bad emails.

This was sent in May


And to Homestar

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Your going to have to
share a bafroom
with a kid from Alabama that kinda sucks...
The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steer clear of the beef stroganov at the dining hall.

I sent one to SB right after Sbemail 201...



anyways, I've sent a lot of sbemails, but I can't remember them other than that they were terrible. I sent one Hremail, but I can't remember it, and it DIDN'T get answered...

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http://strongbadiathefree.forumotion.com/

No, but I should. If I did, then this is what it
would be like:



I censor'd my name for the forum

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I Sent the Email to Strong Bad, But He Didn't answer The Email:



BTW, I asked Strong Bad a Question about Tv Cartoons, But He Didn't answer the Email Question, Maybe Strong Bad will answer This Email and He Might watch Tv Cartoons like The Cat in The Hat, Johnny Bravo, My Little Pony friendship is magic, Etc.

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I know I emailed strong bad a lot back in the day. But the only one I can remember off the top of my head was asking if SB or the cheat ever played chess or any other "finer things in life". I never expected it to go with chess, but maybe SB would make up some ridiculous "classy" thing that wasn't fine nor in life at all. Alas, they can't all be answered.