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 Post subject: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:33 am 
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If this has been done before I am sorry.

With that said here are mine misspellings and all:
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Dear Strong Bad

Why Don't you guys have a fart contest

OX_Bigly
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Dear Strong Bad

Who's this guy Stong Bad I keep hearing about?
I mean we got to see Homsar.

OX_Bigly

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Dear Strong Bad

What is going to happen when you get to email #404?
I know it's a long way away but I just want to know if it will it crash the web browser?
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Dear Strong Bad (you lazy crap for crap),

Does Trogdor have any family members?
Or is he the last of his kind, like some kind of indanger'd species?

From Ox_Bigly of Deerfield Bch, Fla.
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Dear SB-Man,

What would it be like if you had your own board game or '-opoly'?

Just a Pawn, to Rook 3
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subject: weight loss

Dear Strong_Badly,

Have you ever thought of sending Strong Sad to flab camp, or maybe slipping him some of those near-illegal weight-loss pills.

The way I see it, if he thins down he might not be such a moaning whine-for-all.

OX_Bigly
Deerfield Beach, FLA
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*SENT*
subject: head/face
You Know Your Name,

So.... What's up with that silver "V" shaped thing on your head/face?

Does it have powers, or did you like paint silver a wishbone you found in some bird-meat?

It's Charles Benfield
Form Deerfield Bch, Fla
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subject: diplomatic immunity

Dear Caught In Headlights,

Since you are the leader of Strong Badia, shouldn't you have diplomatic immunity?
I mean you could go on some kind of berserker rage, strap a saddle on Trogdor, take over London and no one would stop you.

Have fun with it.

U.N. Ambassador For Strong Badia
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I am sorry if this is too long

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:09 pm 
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Dear Strong Bad,
Where The Cheat's gold tooth comes from?

Crapfully yours,
Maurizio from Genoa.(Yes, I'm Italian.)


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:37 pm 
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Dear Strong Bad..or something like that,
I have some questions. Would you answer them? Kay. Either way, I'm gunna ask them.
1. Could you hook me up with Bubs? PLEASE!
2. Whys your head so big? ITS SO BIG!? WHY IS IT?
3. Do you have knees? If you do, then why don't you use them? Could I cut them off and sell them on Ebay?

Best wished(Not really..your wierd)
Hannah, from Magic land


Haha, Mine is odd...XD


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:37 am 
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Well, I wanted to see a new computer, so, hoping to create a Sbemail in which the Lappy would explode, I sent this.

"Dear Strong Bad:
Hello, I have a very important message for you. I, like you, am interested in old computers and operating systems that have no Graphical User Interface. I've been doing some research about your laptop, the Lappy 486, and have found out about many of its irreversible problems, among them severe overheating, which can lead to fire, and the reverse nuclear decay which can turn your motherboard to uranium. This reverse nuclear decay is severely dangerous, as it can cause a chemical reaction with the metal alloys in the Lappy's circuitry, which can lead to a nuclear explosion. Despite our common love for outdated electronics, I strongly, badly suggest upgrading to a computer which is a few years newer than the Lappy. Many computers natively designed to run Wondows 95, (Pronounced one-does.) for instance, can have your GUI-less operating system installed on it, and could even dual-boot in case you need to use newer programs.

Thank you,
William Fences"

The idea was for the message's length to cause "severe overheating" and blow the Lappy up. Wondows was my terrible substitute for Windows.

"Dear Weak Good-
Wait! Wrong cartoon character! Ooooops...


...Dear Strong Bad,
Man, that Lappy 486 of yours uses an OLD operating system! Sorry to rag on it, but your lack of a GUI disturbs me. Install Doors 95 or something on that Lappy, at least. You can get Doors Vista in twenty-sum'pin years, but for now you really should upgrade to at least Doors 95."

I wanted to see Strong Bad upgrade to a GUI. This time, I substituted "Doors" for "Windows." Still really bad though.

The email I sent to Homestar is too embarrassing and ridiculous for me to show here. Suffice it to say that it involves "melony snekers," whatever the heck those are. I must've had Red Bull or something that day.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:54 am 
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Lol i got 1.
Dear StrongBad
If you dont like Homestar why not perform brain surgery on him to make him smart?

Crapfully
Brodie, AUS

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:23 pm 
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Location: Canada Eh.
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Dear Mr. Awesome

Were you ever on any Game Shows? Any Japanese Game Shows? (Those things are wild and weird) And if you had a Game Show, what would it be like?

Sincerely,
Person who is honored to have his E-mail become a Sbemail. Thank you.

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Yo SB 2 Da Max!
Why are Strong Mad and The Cheat such good buddies?

Your Slave in the Diamond Mine,
Julie Diana Monday, The Diamond Mine


This was sent in May
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Dear The Awesomest Guy I know

You haven’t checked your E-mail in over 80 days. I was worryin’ you stopped. Anyways, what did you do since you last did a sbemail?

Merry Christmas,

Airman


And to Homestar

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Dear H-Star the Runner,

Do you have a pet? Like Strong Bad and his The Cheat?

From,
Somebody, from Somewhere

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Dear Brother,

How do you think Strong Bad can type with Boxing Gloves on?

Your brother who just graduated University,
Homeschool Winner

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Dear H-Star R

How do you think Strong Bad can type with Boxing Gloves on?

Simultaneously sending a similar E-mail to Strong Bad,

Bomb Master

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:20 pm 
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Location: good folks, good fun, hot death: the death ray place. put some ZAP in your mouth!
I sent one to SB right after Sbemail 201...

I wrote:
Dear strong bad
What did you do during your e-tirement?

Josh


anyways, I've sent a lot of sbemails, but I can't remember them other than that they were terrible. I sent one Hremail, but I can't remember it, and it DIDN'T get answered...

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:13 am 
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No, but I should. If I did, then this is what it
would be like:

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Hey Strong Bad,
I've noticed you haven't been doing
anything illegal recently, so I was wondering:
How long has it been since you've
done something illegal?
Your fan, **** *******


I censor'd my name for the forum

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:03 pm 
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I Sent the Email to Strong Bad, But He Didn't answer The Email:

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Subject:What's your favorite TV Cartoons

Dear Strong Bad,

I wanted to know that My Little Pony Friendship is magic was my favorite TV Cartoons, I mean TV Cartoons.

Best Regret,

Rainbow Dash (Aka Fake Homsar 523)

Equestria, Ponyville



BTW, I asked Strong Bad a Question about Tv Cartoons, But He Didn't answer the Email Question, Maybe Strong Bad will answer This Email and He Might watch Tv Cartoons like The Cat in The Hat, Johnny Bravo, My Little Pony friendship is magic, Etc.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you sent but did not get used
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 2:32 pm 
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I know I emailed strong bad a lot back in the day. But the only one I can remember off the top of my head was asking if SB or the cheat ever played chess or any other "finer things in life". I never expected it to go with chess, but maybe SB would make up some ridiculous "classy" thing that wasn't fine nor in life at all. Alas, they can't all be answered.


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