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This is what should happen if the bros decide to end it all (p.s. I don't want them to end it I love homestarrunner; No Matt don't delete Homestarrunner!)
First it should be a strongbad email.
It should be someone tells strongbad he should have strongbadia take over the entire town! Stongbad, the cheat, and strongmad proceed to take over the town making homestar his slave, marzipan his evil gardener, the (former) king of town his cook, the poopsmith can keep his old job, pom pom will be strongbad's throne, coach z will be the new dean of CGNU, the cheat will be strongbad's jester, strongmad will be strongbad's army, bubs will be the offical TRADEMASTER OF STRONGBADIA (basically he will sell stuff from his store to everyone in strongbadia), homsar will get sent back to his dimension, strongsad will be sent to the dungeon for the rest of his life and strongbad will be king of all strongbadia!!!

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He definitely won't ever do *THAT* again.

If it ends, it should end with H*R and Marzipan's wedding. All of the other male characters have to come to terms with the fact that they will never get to be with Marzipan (except Pom-Pom, who has so many girlfriends he supplies everyone else's dates). Strong Bad tries to crash the wedding, but in the end has to admit he's happy for them. The best man was supposed to be Pom-Pom, but Homestar decides Pom-Pom isn't great with speeches and makes Strong Sad best man - it turns out he's the only one who remembers how H*R met Marzi. They are married by the Announcer (Marzi asks him if he can do it without the microphone, but he insists it sounds better that way). They get the only rings that could actually be placed on them - Homestar's ring is the crust from Bubs' Old Pizza, which he puts around his whole body, and Marzi's ring is the Population Tire (a gift from the Cheat, stolen from SB). The cake is provided by the Poopsmith, so everyone gets food from Bubs instead. Strong Mad makes the decorations, with the result being that all the banners say things like "Harpy Weeding" and "Have a Nose Day". Coach Z gets drunk and starts hitting on everyone - the King of Town, who is trying to go on a diet, sees Coach as a giant talking hot dog, and takes him back to the castle... *jibblie jibblie*

Among the guests at the wedding are loads of past characters - as well as the main ones (except Homsar, see below), we see the Original Book characters, the Umpire, the 20X6 and Old-Timey characters, the Stick (in a tuxedo), plus anyone else that could possibly be there.

Meanwhile, Homsar is also getting married... to a sign with a picture of a wedding cake on it. The minister is Senor Cardgage wearing a Superman cape, and the best man is Onion Bubs. The rings are a telephone (which Homsar puts under his hat) and a live snake (which begins to eat the sign).

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I would like it to end, if at all possible, with me buying The Brothers Chaps some Cold Ones.

I would also like Homeschool Winner and the Unguraits to make an appearance.

Yes. Not only would it be a major jump-the-shark dealie they would be jumping into the mouth of the shark with the cunning and dangerousness of a fox stuffed with nitroglycerin. I like it.

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They should start the toon with Strong Bad and the Cheat literally, water ski jumping over a shark... Marzipan and Homestar should get married, Strong Bad should give Strong Sad a hug, Strong Mad should win the Nobel prize, The KOT loses all his weight, The poopsmith ends his vow of silence and finally... (cuts to live action) Matt wakes up in his bed and tells his wife about this crazy dream he had where a broom talked, there was a dude with no arms but he was still a terrific athlete and a guy in a wrestling mask who typed... but with boxing gloves on. She asks "How did he type with boxing gloves on?"...

Then Homestar wakes up in his bed and tells Marzipan he had a weird dream... that they were all animated, poorly, in Flash by two lame brothers with no lives... who somehow managed to make a lucrative living off of it. Marzipan just tells him that's silly and to go back to sleep. He says "Yes, marzipan." And then it cuts to Marzipan's answering machine in the middle of the night. When you play it, it has voice mails left by the brothers chaps... Matt says, "Umm, Missy?" Then Strong Bad leaves one where at the end he says "IT'S OVER!!!"

There should be an easter egg for every other version of the characters... so they all get an "ending." 20x6, old timey, etc. And maybe another easter egg for all the minor characters, like Senor Cardgage and Homsar. Oh and one more that would show the recently married Marzipan asking Homestar to do something, he insults her, and she says "Alright. Divorced." Homestar says "Single again!" with strong bad adding "I knew it wouldn't last."

I really like flicky1991's idea. The part with Homsar and the wedding cake pic is perfect.

A H*R parody of "Apocalypse Now" of course!

This is the end...