Yeah feeling and tasting in dreams is pretty freaky, thats why when I wake up I usually don't know if I am awake or still dreaming.
Oh all right, I'll tell you one of my Homestarmy adventures. (I won't make you twist my arm
) Please excuse a few artistic umm... additions I may have thrown in here and there. For interest. Cuz some parts of the dreams are getting fuzzy, I didn't write it down and it happened a while ago. OKAY HERE WE GO THEN
So I had just run from my html disaster, and suddenly I'm standing by the stick. Homestar is nearby at a folding table type thing that has a badly written sign taped sloppily to it, reading "Sign Up For The Homestarmy!"
H*R is wearing his orange bowl helmet, but the spoon is lying on the table taped to a pen (grocery store style), and next to it is a notepad with a list on it. Homestar doesn't seem to notice me until I walk up to the table.
"Oh, hewwo... ummm... whoevew you awe. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestawmy? Sign up today and get this fwee keychain!" Homestar holds up a strongbadia stop sign freebie keychain.
"I already have one of those." I replied.
H*R: "Oh, wight. Well if you sign up you can give me five bucks!"
I said something to the effect of "... whatever, here's five bucks. I've always wanted to join the Homestarmy." (dream is getting fuzzy here)
Somehow we ended up going to strongbadia. And I ended up with an orange bowl on my head. Anyhow, when we arrived no one was there. A tumbleweed blew across the vacant lot. I glanced at Homestar and said, "Nobody's here."
"Victowy is ouws!" Homestar said after a pause. Suddenly he was holding a tiny flag with a star on it that was taped to that orange spoon. I took it and stabbed it in the ground. Homestar started giving some kind of speech that I don't remember, but it was interrupted by Strong Bad.
"What the crap are you doing here?" Strong Bad asked H*R. Then he looked at the little spoon/flag/thing. "And what is that?" Then he saw me. "And who the heck are you??"
Homestar responded, "I'm claiming this land in the name of the Homestarmy, and that is our offishy-all flag, and this gul is- um- I don't know who she is. But she's just here."
Strong Bad stared for a moment at the little spoon/flag. Then he stepped on it and it broke. Homestar's jaw dropped in horror. "Whoops, guess you can't claim Strongbadia anymore. Now get outta here, dorks."
I grabbed the spoon and dragged the dumbstruck dufus back to his folding table. Then I started looking around for some duct tape. And super glue. I kept thinking I remembered where I had seen some but whenever I looked where I thought it would be it wasn't there. So I climbed halfway out of the website by standing on the folding table (Homestar was laying on the ground underneath it sobbing). Above me was the Google site. I arranged some letters and did an image search for "glue OR duct tape" using some letters that I suddenly remembered grabbing out of James's html site that I had ruined shortly before arriving in FCUSA. Anyway, that was how I got my supplies.
I got off the table and tried to put the spoon back together but it kept falling apart because the glue made the duct tape all soggy and for some reason in my dream I didn't have the sense to try using ONLY the duct tape, without glue. I assured Homestar that I would find a way to fix the spoon, so I grabbed the splintered remains and ran right out of the website and suddenly into my kitchen.
I started looking around for something to fix the situation, opening drawers and the microwave (I don't know why but I did) and even the fridge. When I opened the fridge and started looking around I found The Cheat sitting in the crisper drawer of my fridge. I asked him what he was doing here in the real world, but I couldn't understand his response so I just closed the fridge and left him alone. I rummaged through some more drawers and finally found a spoon that was exactly like the broken one. I quickly disposed of the old spoon my smashing it up and stuffing it in the drain of the sink (I don't know why I did that either). Then I ran back and somehow ended up back at the folding table where Homestar was.
I gave him the spoon and told him I fixed it, but he knew right away that it wasn't the same spoon somehow (as I said, the spoons seemed identical). I was then discharged from the Homestarmy for trying to decieve a superior officer. When I apologized though he said I could have my rank back but I had to go get him a jar of olives and a shrubbery.
The dream got real hazy after that because I woke up just a little bit later, but I was talking to Strong Sad about something in one part. I think it was about Popular Science magazine. Cuz I get that magazine. It's pwetty cool.
So, whaddya think?