Wow. I had this really weird dream, and it wasn't completely HSR related either. The only HSR related bit was in the beginning, because basically, I was trapped in a moldy waterslide, dressed in a wet bathing suit, and next to Homsar (or more like kinda on top of him - like not on top of him, but higher up the waterslide). It was......creepy, to say the least. Of course, he wasn't at all helpful, but I managed to....umm.....'escape', I guess. Euuughh. God. My brain is so weird.
Okay, now that that train wreck is over with, let's see the more epic one: So this one was awesome, because it was a crossover between my flavorite cartoon and my flavorite movie: HSR and The Princess Bride. Epic. Awesomeness.
So basically, I'm in this field, and Westley and Buttercup are laying a few feet away, not really doing anything, but just laying there. And there's this fence at the edge of the field, which is not that far away either. So anyway, Trogdor storms up from the horizon, and starts epically burninating the countryside. So then, Westley jumps up and pulls this dagger from his belt, and runs up to Trogdor, and starts hacking at his leg. So Trogdor looks down and roars, and then shoots some flames at him, but Westley manages to run away. This goes on for like 5 full minutes, but then Trogdor manages to melt Westley's dagger somehow. So now Westley's on the ground, about to be epically burninated, when suddenly, Homsar walks up, and just says some completely random thing, as per usual. Then he just keeps talking and walking around Trogdor, and Trogdor keeps watching him closely. Then, after another full 5 minutes, suddenly, you can hear this ripping sound, and Westley just kinda.....bursts open, and Strong Bad leaps out of the apparent costume, and starts hacking away at Trogdor's back with his epic sword. Then, Trogdor starts spinning around really fast, roaring all the while, until THEN, WESTLEY bursts out of the HOMSAR costume, and has his own sword, and manages to stab Trogdor in all of his weak spots at once, and Trogdor starts just absolutely WAILING, for like TEN MINUTES, and it's REALLY FRIGGEN ANNOYING. But then Buttercup turns out to be Marzipan, and then Strong Bad hacks open Trogdor and out comes Buttercup, and then we all go out for veggie burgers, and then somehow the restaurant turns out to be Bub's Concession Stand. So then we leave the restaurant, and go to the Stick, and Homestar's there, and he's like, 'Passwowd, if you dawe!' And Strong Bad's just like, 'Shut up, Dumbstar! Just let us through!' and Homestar's just like, 'Cowwect! Youw pwize iz a bwand new pack O' gum! O' not included.' And Strong Bad just punches him in the face. And everybody's like, 'Yay, Strong Bad!' (Trogdor just roars). And then I'm like, 'So, you guys wanna come over to my website? I just got some wicked new html, and a few cool jpegs, if ya know what I'm sayin'.' And they all look at me funny, and Marzipan's like, 'Where did she come from? I thought I was the only girl.' And Strong Bad's like, '(snicker) What are you talking about? (snicker) You are the only girl (snicker) here!' Then he just bursts into laughter, so then I'm just like, 'Really? You're not a girl? Whoa, that brings up a lot of awkward questions.' So then he just glares at me and he's like, 'Um, no, dumbface. I'm not a girl. I'm a full out, natural born dude.' So then I went, 'So why do you get so close to Homestar sometimes? And why do you bother to make up so many names for him? And why do you work with him sometimes? And why do you not kick him out of your house sometimes? And why is there so much FanFiction about you and him? And why - ' Finally, he just holds up a hand. Then, trying to keep his temper under control (yeah, I know. Totally OOC. And this part could have been so awesome, too! Stupid my brain!) he goes, 'You don't know much about this place, do you?' And I'm just like, 'Whatever I know, it's obviously more than you.' And he's just like, 'Tch. Whatever, moron.' And I'm like, 'Takes one to know one.' And he goes, 'So you admit you're a moron?' And I'm just like, 'Yes, Strong Bad. I'm a moron. Whatever you say. What do you have to say to that?' And he's just like, 'Wooooow. You should go hang out with Homestar or something. You two were like....meant for each other. I mean, even though pretty much everybody is dumb around here, I think you may have hit a new low.' So I start laughing, and he's like, 'What?!' And I say, 'You think! That's a good one! Ha! Wow, you may be stupid, but you're pretty friggen funny!' Last thing I remember before waking up, he's coming at me fists flying, and everybody's yelling something or other, and then Homestar comes on the scene and he's like, 'You fowgot youw O'! It's only tooty two cents!' And Westley (forgot he was there, didn't you?) pulls out some cash and says, 'As you wish.' And then Buttercup glares at him. Yeah, definitely a MUCH better dream.
I hear Jerusalem bells a ringin'
And I'm like baby baby baby
Caught in a bad romance
(But I'm) never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Cuz I'm walkin on sunshine, baby, oh!
No blinding light
Like it's dynamite
This place about to ENGSMSPLODE