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 Post subject: Coach Zs Age?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:50 am 
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I'm confused by this. :coachz: loves :marzi:, but looking at a flashback I saw, When :hr: and :marzi: were young, :coachz: was like in his 20s. But when they go back to whenv their babies, :coachz: is also a baby. His age is inconsistent... VERY inconsistent.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:53 am 
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It's safe to assume that when Coach Z was a baby, that this came from Strong Bad's imagination, which tends to lie pretty often either to act cool or to make it look like he didn't forget.

Coach Z is definitely one of the older characters in the series (along with Bubs). Possibly in their early to mid 40's.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:56 am 
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But still, :coachz: loves :marzi: even though there must be like 20yrs age difference.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:24 am 
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but remember, we didn't see marzipan when he was in his '20s or when he was a baby. by the way, what does it matter how old they are? my dad's 55 and his girlfriend's only 30. no joke.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:59 am 
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It could be that the old-style Coach Z we see in stand up was a relation of his I suppose...


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:04 pm 
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Possibly Coach 3?

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Coach Y shirley.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:51 pm 
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I don't think he loves her. I mean, he asked her out to get donuts one time, but I think that might just be a freakish Coach Z crush.

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i thought he was a creepy old man... thats what makes his relationship with marzipan creepy...

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Alternate H*R universe:

(homestar and Pom pom playing football)

HOMESTAR: This is great, Pom Pom.

(kicks over fence)

HOMESTAR: oooohhh.... I'll get it

(goes to Coach Z's house)

HOMESTAR: Could we have out ball back sir?

COACH Z: Here you go (gives ball)

HOMESTAR: Thanks

COACH Z: Would you like some sweets? Just come into my house...

HOMESTAR: Sure!


BM, BMM, BBBBBBBBMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:30 pm 
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:coachz: 50s.

:bubs: 50s.

:hr: late 20s.

:sb: late 20s.

:sad: early 20s.

:kot: 60s.

:marzi: late 20s.

:pom: late 20s

:poop: ????

:cheat: ????

:homsar: ?????

:trogdor: 3.

:ehsteve: ????

:sm: early 30s... maybe...

:senor: old.


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IZSBHR wrote:
:senor: old


that made me roffle

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I'd guess his age is around 40 or 50.As for his love for Marzy...well, he does have more than two problems.

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Considering that coach Z had an afro in the kid's talent show, I'd say that they are latet wenties, some perhaps early thrties. Of course, Coach Z could have been just out of style.

46 is my answer.

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Coach Z is exobably in his forties. Marzipan is probably in her mid-twenties. Like others has said, Coach Z has WAY more than two problems. And Coach Z has been called at least once a "creepy old man" (see SBEmail "narrator").

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IZSBHR wrote:
Ages:

:coachz: 50s.

:bubs: 50s.

:marzi: late 20s.



It's true. I can tell these things.

I'm dead serious....


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Hey guys, sorry to be a party pooper, but we already have a thread about ages. Please take it there. Thank you.

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