the Thorax Corporation

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:31 pm

I just realized that nobody has ever made a thread about this before! What do you think of the site Thoraxcorp.com? Even among all the rabid H*R fans I doubt many of you had read that much. It actually is very funny. Especially the Produkts™ section. Here's some especially quotable stuff from those text files:

Second Income Stream wrote:

****License Disclaimer: Viewing/Deleting/Forwarding of this
email are prohibited under DELABOR 4 of Federal Internet
Communication Act passed January 21, 2000. 56.7.9 Article 47
b-d of Santa Clause 8F. Under full penalty of law, violators
of Aricle 47 b-d may face up to years in prism or 30 day
money-back guarantee. By accepting this agreement you hold
you and your _______ liable for any and only litigation
brought forth from THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. Entering into
this agreement binds you under common law marriage to Gent
Delabor Sr. and his (3) blood relatives [Rode Delabor],
[Mark Delabor],[Leg Delabor]. If any or all of these
personages should perish, experience loss of life, or loss
of pant at any time while under said Agreement, all parties
should be held at 403 Figgis Street NW, Mundelow, PA 80808.
Please indicate one item that you will bring:

_Chips
_Soda
_Paper Plates/ Napkins
_Gandhi
_Brownies/ Cookies
_Recorded Music
_Pretzels
_Pretzel Thins
_Pretzel Twists
_Pretzel Braids
_Pretend Girls
_Pretend Friends

Agreed to upon several dates not imposed through a court of
law November 13th, 1988. MCMXVLLII THORAX CORPORATION LLC,..

Total Stardom Scheme wrote:

Here's how it works:

-Tell a fiend about THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
-Lie to them until they give you a check made out to Gent Delabor, Sr.
-Send us that check (US Dollars only! Canadian currency will be spit
on and returned!)
-We'll cross out the amount your friend wrote and write down how
much we really want.
-Now it's your turn!
-Try and grow a third arm.
-Take one of your own blank checks and make it out to yourself.
-Now cross out the amount you wrote and write down how much you
really want.
-Take that check TO THE BANK!!
-Repeat until optimum Stardom is achieved.

It's really that easy! Do it from home, in your spare time, or whenever
we call you! If you tell one friend, that's only one check. But if you
tell 12 friends, that's at least 5 CHECKS!! Imagine, spend money you never even earned and live like a true Burger King!

Roffle.

Oh, also: Does anyone else think that blurred picture of "Gent Delabor" looks a lot like Matthew Perry? Or am I just weird? Or both?

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Oh, also: Does anyone else think that blurred picture of "Gent Delabor" looks a lot like Matthew Perry? Or am I just weird? Or both?

The second one. Doesn't look like him to me.

I've looked at the website a couple times before, but not recently (Except just looking a second ago to see Gent's picture) It was pretty funny.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:48 pm

Ju Ju Master wrote:

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Oh, also: Does anyone else think that blurred picture of "Gent Delabor" looks a lot like Matthew Perry? Or am I just weird? Or both?

The second one. Doesn't look like him to me.

You sure?

Suuuu-SPIIII-cioussssssss.......

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:49 pm

Yep, that's Chandler Bing alright.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:28 pm

Now that you mention it Einoo, it kinda does look like him...weird...

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:43 pm

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Oh, also: Does anyone else think that blurred picture of "Gent Delabor" looks a lot like Matthew Perry? Or am I just weird? Or both?

He looks more like a fuzzed up picture of Sean Hannity.

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Looking at both Matt and "Gent's" pictures, I still don't see much resemblance between the two. He does look like that Sean guy, though.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:23 am

Hmmmmm.......

THE PLOT THICKENS.

But anyway, what about the site in general? Not toastpainting anything, just asking what you think of all the other hilarious crap there.

Also, note how Gent's picture is actually an animated GIF made to look like the picture is loading slowly.

....Where's that webpage where it matches up your face with a bunch of celebrity faces? That might be useful here. It was mentioned once in a thread, I believe..... I'm gonna go search for it.
EDIT: I found it, but when I scanned the image, no matches were found. Maybe someone should just email the TBC (not Strong Bad, the TBC) and ask them....... that depends on how much email they get a day. It must be less than SB, but it still might be a lot.

BazookaJoe · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:37 am

I SAY, JASPER, WHAT IS A THORAX ANYWAY?

Insects are divided up into 3 different parts. The HEAD, the THORAX, and the ABDOMEN. The THORAX is the head of the insect. And that's what THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is all about. Getting you a HEAD of the rest.

------

Love it. Pure TBC gold.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:42 am

BazookaJoe wrote:

The THORAX is the head of the insect.

You need to go back to 6th Grade and learn about insects.

The Thorax is the part that is between the head and the abdomen. It is the center of the insect.

Wikipedia wrote:

The thorax is a division of an animal's body that lies between the head and the abdomen.

BazookaJoe · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:46 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

BazookaJoe wrote:

The THORAX is the head of the insect.

You need to go back to 6th Grade and learn about insects.

The Thorax is the part that is between the head and the abdomen. It is the center of the insect.

Wikipedia wrote:

The thorax is a division of an animal's body that lies between the head and the abdomen.

You misinterpreted me. That content is pasted from http://www.thoraxcorp.com/emission.html . That's why I loved it, because I got the joke. We cool? We're cool. :cheatgrin:

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:48 am

BazookaJoe wrote:

I SAY, JASPER, WHAT IS A THORAX ANYWAY?

Insects are divided up into 3 different parts. The HEAD, the THORAX, and the ABDOMEN. The THORAX is the head of the insect. And that's what THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is all about. Getting you a HEAD of the rest.

------

Love it. Pure TBC gold.

Pure gold indeed. Every website should be set up like Thorax, seriously.

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

That's the one part of the website I remember. Good stuff.

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:59 pm

Would it be sacrelegious if I said that I didn't find it funny? Seriously, I think TBC have a kind of humor that really only works when it's spoken. It just seems... I dunno when you have to read it.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:44 am

I changed my sig to that of Leg Delabor's. Pretty funny!

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:37 pm

Occasional JD wrote:

I changed my sig to that of Leg Delabor's. Pretty funny!

Too bad your sig is over 100kb. You're going to need to change that.

Parakeet05 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:42 am

Ah Thoraxcorp.

I have read it, and I love it.

ed 'lim' smilde · **Posted:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:45 am

BazookaJoe wrote:

Insects are divided up into 3 different parts. The HEAD, the THORAX, and the ABDOMEN. The THORAX is the head of the insect. And that's what THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is all about. Getting you a HEAD of the rest.

Yeah, that was always my favorite part.

Einoo wrote:

I just realized that nobody has ever made a thread about this before!

Actually, I sort of did once:
http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=83379
But that one's all n00bish

TrogdorTSL · **Posted:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:14 pm

TBC actually registered it as a business site! isn't that weird.

I'm not sure if this link will work, since i had to type in a code and sutff to get there, but here it is:

http://who.godaddy.com/whois.aspx?domain=thoraxcorp.com&prog_id=godaddy

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