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you and your _______ liable for any and only litigation
brought forth from THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. Entering into
this agreement binds you under common law marriage to Gent
Delabor Sr. and his (3) blood relatives [Rode Delabor],
[Mark Delabor],[Leg Delabor]. If any or all of these
personages should perish, experience loss of life, or loss
of pant at any time while under said Agreement, all parties
should be held at 403 Figgis Street NW, Mundelow, PA 80808.
Please indicate one item that you will bring:

_Chips
_Soda
_Paper Plates/ Napkins
_Gandhi
_Brownies/ Cookies
_Recorded Music
_Pretzels
_Pretzel Thins
_Pretzel Twists
_Pretzel Braids
_Pretend Girls
_Pretend Friends

Agreed to upon several dates not imposed through a court of
law November 13th, 1988. MCMXVLLII THORAX CORPORATION LLC,..

Here's how it works:

-Tell a fiend about THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
-Lie to them until they give you a check made out to Gent Delabor, Sr.
-Send us that check (US Dollars only! Canadian currency will be spit
on and returned!)
-We'll cross out the amount your friend wrote and write down how
much we really want.
-Now it's your turn!
-Try and grow a third arm.
-Take one of your own blank checks and make it out to yourself.
-Now cross out the amount you wrote and write down how much you
really want.
-Take that check TO THE BANK!!
-Repeat until optimum Stardom is achieved.

It's really that easy! Do it from home, in your spare time, or whenever
we call you! If you tell one friend, that's only one check. But if you
tell 12 friends, that's at least 5 CHECKS!! Imagine, spend money you never even earned and live like a true Burger King!

Oh, also: Does anyone else think that blurred picture of "Gent Delabor" looks a lot like Matthew Perry? Or am I just weird? Or both?

The second one. Doesn't look like him to me.

Oh, also: Does anyone else think that blurred picture of "Gent Delabor" looks a lot like Matthew Perry? Or am I just weird? Or both?

The THORAX is the head of the insect.

The thorax is a division of an animal's body that lies between the head and the abdomen.

You need to go back to 6th Grade and learn about insects.

The Thorax is the part that is between the head and the abdomen. It is the center of the insect.

I SAY, JASPER, WHAT IS A THORAX ANYWAY?

Insects are divided up into 3 different parts. The HEAD, the THORAX, and the ABDOMEN. The THORAX is the head of the insect. And that's what THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is all about. Getting you a HEAD of the rest.

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Love it. Pure TBC gold.

I changed my sig to that of Leg Delabor's. Pretty funny!

Insects are divided up into 3 different parts. The HEAD, the THORAX, and the ABDOMEN. The THORAX is the head of the insect. And that's what THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is all about. Getting you a HEAD of the rest.

I just realized that nobody has ever made a thread about this before!