STAR-LECH: Quest for 3rd Base Action

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:15 pm

I REALLY don't think that I can post my part of the story for today, I have pressing school work to do.

It'll be a miracle if I get it all done much less type up a chapter of STAR LECH. I'm really sorry about this everypeople expect a large post by me tommorrow.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:18 pm

Well, is that a yes or a no? I'll PM you AND Tor, with my explanation on why I should be in the fic.

Oh, and I made this last night. Isn't it awexome?

I thought so.

In any case, fine, fine, I'll stop asking.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:10 pm

I will say this once and only once, I DO NOT want to be disturbed today I have a huge project to do and if I get one more PM I can't be held responsible for what happenes to that poor son of a gun.

Thank you and good day

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:25 pm

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Graves eyes widened, his veins throbbing, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU CAD! GOD, NOOO!" He gripped his heart, beating uncontrollably. "Curse you ARRRBLBLBL!" He eyes bulged as his heart slowly imploded, blood pouring out of his mouth, "You will...never...know...t-the power!" He fell face first onto the table, blood trickling down like a crimson river does from a mountain of flesh.

"I know the power. I've seen the power," Lunch pulled on his glove and shot a menacing look at the corpse, "I am the power..."

I got killed too early! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! Wait how can I die I am already dead.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:27 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I got killed too early! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! Wait how can I die I am already dead.

Because it's a fanfic, anything can happen.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:35 pm

I feel like the late Rodney Dangerfield, I get no respect.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:15 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I feel like the late Rodney Dangerfield, I get no respect.

Meh, it happens sometimes. Great work though so far NL and Tor.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:03 am

Yaaay! Tor said I could be in the fic!

EDIT: Yaaay! Lunch did too!

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:13 am

I hope you last longer than I did.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:15 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I hope you last longer than I did.

BTG, the first fatality. Keep up the good work guys.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:24 am

ramrod wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I hope you last longer than I did.

BTG, the first fatality. Keep up the good work guys.

Well... if you were already beyond the grave, why don't you just come back?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:37 am

I hope that is the plan.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:45 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I hope that is the plan.

Did anyone rise from the death in Star Wars?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:48 am

Obi-won, Yoda and Anakin all come back as appiritions of the Force.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:54 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Obi-won, Yoda and Anakin all come back as appiritions of the Force.

Hmm...Maybe I should actually watch some Star-Wars and learn that. But were any of them friends like you and I were in the fic?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:57 am

Obi-won was a student of Yoda they were good friends and before Anakin went evil, he was good friends and a student of Obi-won.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:59 am

But what I'm asking were there two bad guys that were friends that one was killed and brought back, like what happened to you?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:00 am

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:11 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

No.

Ok....I just wanted o know. Like I've stated, I've never seen any Star Wars movies.

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:20 pm

Hey, Authors, don't forget to have some people's hands cut off, and you have to have at least a few incidences of "I've got a bad feeling about this".
It's good so far, though!

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:38 pm

..and don't forget to make someone Admiral Akbar: "IT'S A TRAP!"

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:51 pm

Hey at least you are still alive. Yarr!

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:08 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Hey at least you are still alive. Yarr!

Of course he is, he's a the main character.

JumbleCaper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:10 pm

Haha, my soldier line must be a one time thing. Hopefully I'll make another "Yeah." or "Ok." something like that..

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:56 pm

I'll get right down to the thick of things

Jones walked further and further into the cave following the sound of Lech, Lech Lech and the further he walked the louder it got untill the second he thought he could take no more of Didymus' mantra he hit the center of the cave. In it he finds a modest living quaters with a table a few dishes and a bed that looked as if it was carved out of stone and there Didymus was sitting lotus position on the floor chanting, Jones coughs to let Ddiymus know that he has a visitor. Didymus opens one eye and says "I knew that you would be back" he gets up and puts a kettle over a fire in a fireplace that looked like he carved it himself. "I wanted to know more about my father" Jones said quietly not wanting to disturb the calm that had fallen over the cave dwelling, "I knew you would, sit down and I'll tell you what you need to know" as he pointed to a scrap of carpet he used as a chair. Jones gets himself settled and thinks for a second "Why are you living here" he says "As a master of the white lech you should be living in an apartment above a cabana" Didymus sits on a scrap of carpet parallel to him and says "I DID have an apartment above a cabana at one time, but after lunch attacked I lost my order and my source of income" Jones stared into Didymus' eyes and said "You are the last of the order of the white lech?" "Sadly" Didymus says. "Feel free to look around my humble abode" Didymus says as he gets up to tend the kettle, Jones looks around and sees a number of shiny tools and knives and then fianally settles to fiddle with a metal cilender that seems to speak to him. "What's this Didymus?" Jones asks, Didymus turns around with two mugs full of an undisclosed liquid and sets them on a ledge. "I'm glad you asked" He produces a pure white crystal from one of his robe pockets and inserts it into the cylender, then pushes a button and out comes a blade of light "This is called a lech saber" he said "a lecher's best friend". Jones looks stunned and tries to touch the glorious beam of light...........

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:35 pm

Good job, Tor. I take back all I said about you slacking off!
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Hilary shrieks and immediatley jumps on top of the bench. "Who-who-who are you?"

Ramrod gets up and dusts off his vest, and runs a finger-comb through his unruly curly hair, "Me?"

Hilary rolls her gorgeuos pale-blue eyes, "No, the other guy who just stumbled into my chambers." The sacrasm was dripping like a wet t-shirt contest winner.

"Well, his name is Fred. I'm Ramrod, 2nd in command here." Ramrod wasn't always this cool around women, but there was something about her that calmed his nerves.

Hilary stepped down, "You don't look as fearsome or lecherous as Lunch," she spat his name. "You also don't have a mustache."

"Is that a bad thing?" Ramrod was puzzled by this strange woman, who seemed more welcome in a Royal play than as the center of balance for the Lechs.

She smiled, a bright, gleaming one that lit up the whole room with puppies and buttercups, "Hmmm. I dunno, I've always like the Burt Reynolds look.."

"Who?"

"What?'

"Burt Reynolds."

"Who?"

Ramrod shook his head, "Nevermind. There are more pressing matters." As he said that, he imagined himself pressed up against the princess, both locked in an embrace of hot fiery passion. He shook his again, vigorously, What was that all about? I've never had thoughts like that before! This woman...she's a temptress, but I can sense the power Graves felt, she must be tapped, in more ways than one...

"Like what? What's going on around her?"

Suddenly, Ramrod remembered Graves betrayal. OH CRAP-MONKEYS! Lunch is on his way as we speak! I must prove to him that I'm not a treasonous trogg, but instead his right-hand man, worthy of his lecherous powers! And with those powers, I shall be the biggest mack-daddy in the galaxy!

Ramrod grabbed Hilary's hand, "Come with me." He lead her out the door with steel determination in his eyes.

Hilary scratched her neck, "I've got a bad feeling about this..." she said under her breath.
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Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:39 pm

That was good. Keep them coming.

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:41 pm

Yay! I'm so happy I'm the first to have a bad feeling. Great!
My eyes are green, but you can leave 'em blue if you want.
Hey NL, when I meet you, can I call you a Nerf Herder? Or at least scruffy?

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:54 pm

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Hey NL, when I meet you, can I call you a Nerf Herder? Or at least scruffy?

I was aiming for something a bit more...salty than that, but to keep it PG for the forums, sure.

FYI, the episode me and Tor are working on is not called "Star-Lech: Quest for 3rd Base Action", that is the name of the entire series. The chapter we are working on is called "Star-Lech IV: Ruina-Ex [Out of the Ruins]"

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:58 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Quote:

Hey NL, when I meet you, can I call you a Nerf Herder? Or at least scruffy?

I was aiming for something a bit more...salty than that, but to keep it PG for the forums, sure.

This is Star-Lech, though. Couldn't an exception be made, to keep with the author's original ideas?

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