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I dunno, 'cos they're morons? Why is racial humor funny anyway? I don't get it.

I dunno. I guess since there was greater discrimination against blacks.

anyhoo. Bad songs. I also hate most rap songs, like My Humps, and Get Busy. Some actually have some music, but the rapper didn't make it himself.

Possibly one somewhat good rap song is Lose Yourself by Eminem.

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If "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" counts as hip hop, I guess that's my favorite "rap song". Gil Scott-Heron's the man.

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.

DJing, huh? Never thought about it, but I do like me a good remix. (Man, I must've listened to Waldoman's SSBM remix like fifteen times nonstop after I downloaded it!) Anyway, since we're on the subject, my favorite rap/hip-hop song would be... Get Your Freak On by Missy Elliot. ...Yup. ...Uh-huh. Yeah, I like it.
yeah...

Yeahshutup. Shutitupyou.

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Unintentional Hilarity.



Well, there are two songs that make me want to douse myself in gasoline, and those songs would be:

Crazy Frog- Axel F
O-Zone- Dragostea Din Tei

Candy Shop.

Bad songwriting at its finest.

Wow. I just clicked that link. William Shatner has rapid mood swings.

Somebody calls you.....................you answer....quite slowly......A GIRL WITH KALIDESCOPE EYES!

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Wrost song ever? "My Hump" - Black eyed Peas.

Uggghhh..

2 or 10 way by KoRn...bad lyrics, bad singing. bad music.

I thought that song was alright. It is not there best ever but it wasn't bad.

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....

Another one has to be


"GRILLZ" by Nelly...
Read below and see why..


Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let me see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob the jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and the bottom rows gold)

Woman]
Boy how you get grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time I see you
Tha first thing I'm gon say hey....

"how much did you pay" ? Come on, thats creative?
Dragostea Din Tei is better than that....

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Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt by Nine Inch Nails is pretty horrible too.

You. Out. NOW!

That's nowhere near the worst song ever. That's not in the same chapter as Worst Song Ever. Not the same book. Not even the same library.

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I beg to differ. I think that is one of the better songs he did. It was one of the best covers I have ever heard.

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I dunno. I've heard better covers.

Green Day makes some pretty good covers. I'm totally serious.

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Hey, no offense topofsm, but I hate Greenday, and Fall Out Boy. None of their songs are good. (Maybe that's just because I like metal. And they're alternative)

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DIE... Greenday and fall out boy are aweshome...

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Thank you! I mean, Green Day was one of my favorite bands until they released "American Idiot." Now they're all poppy and the fame has gone to their heads. An average mainstream band now. Its sad really. But oh well.

Meh. Greenday sucks.

Uhh.... My dad is making fun of Kidz Bop right now.

Yeah, as if fame didn't go to their heads 12 years ago when they released a little record called Dookie that sold over 10 million copies and had a bunch of huge singles. Do none of the people who accuse them of 'selling out' now remember that?

Yeah, but now they're really really big. Like, bigger than before big. Like, at the top of the charts for like 4 months big. Dookie made them successful, American Idiot made them mainstream gods.

The most annoying part of it is if you play the part backwards when she (annoyingly and repedatly) says "My hup", the voice STILL sounds like "My Hump"

Back or forth, you just can't escape it!

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