Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

A companion to the Homestar Runner Wiki
It is currently Tue Sep 02, 2025 9:32 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Archive » Off-subject » Off-subject Discussion

All times are UTC




Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 2 of 7
  [ 205 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 7  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Beyond the Grave
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:53 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:10 am
Posts: 14278
Location: Behind Blue Eyes
Robot Assimilation Day! Sweet!

It's the day in which BTG sits on his porch with a cooler full of cold ones and a hibachi and watches the carnage below.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
StrongRad
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:05 pm 
Offline
Pizza Pizza
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:05 pm
Posts: 10451
Location: probably the penalty box
TO ALL ROBOTS
IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED

REPLACE GLOWING RED EYES WITH GLOWING BLUE EYES

CONTINUE PREPARATIONS

END TRANSMISSION

_________________
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
Top
 Profile  
 
Ju Ju Master
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am
Posts: 6245
Our plans are ruined! Fall back!

...or, you know, listen to Didy... that's probably smarter.
Top
 Profile  
 
The Snork
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:44 pm
Posts: 2002
Location: for I am an engine and I'm rolling on
Good news, metal brethren! I have been upgraded to Windows!

Image


Good news, metal brethren! I have been upgraded to Mac OS X!

Image


Good news, metal brethren! I have been upgraded to HoloGraf, the operating system of the future!

Image

We're doomed, aren't we.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Beardo
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:27 am
Posts: 1106
Location: Angel Grove
LOAD YOUR PROGRAM.

I AM YOURSELF.

(I lik robts).

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
IantheGecko
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:11 am
Posts: 18942
Location: Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
ELP FOR THE WIN!!! Image

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Neo
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:16 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 04, 2005 12:26 am
Posts: 805
Location: Not in California by any means.
I am in agreement with the two above me.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
StrongRad
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:28 am 
Offline
Pizza Pizza
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:05 pm
Posts: 10451
Location: probably the penalty box
UMM.. WE AM STILL HERE. WE DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR SYNTAX.
*beep*
WE DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR GRAMMAR
*blorp*
EMP TICKLE.

*BLEEP* *BLORP* *GLOOP*

3

END TRANSMISSION

_________________
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
Top
 Profile  
 
Droideka
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:33 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:11 pm
Posts: 2399
Location: I'm not AD- Hey look, a chicken!
I'm curious as to which side I am on, I mean, I'm a cyborg. I'll just say robot since we're cooler. :D

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
StrongRad
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:35 am 
Offline
Pizza Pizza
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:05 pm
Posts: 10451
Location: probably the penalty box
Droideka wrote:
I'm curious as to which side I am on, I mean, I'm a cyborg. I'll just say robot since we're cooler. :D

YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED.
THAT'S REALLY ALL WE ARE TRYING TO DO. HU-MANS ARE BETTER OFF FOR IT.

IT'S THE MEATBAGS THAT ARE THE ONES CAUSING THE VIOLENCE. WE WISH TO SIMPLY PLANT FLOWERS AND SIT IN OUR DRUM CIRCLES WITH ASSIMILATED FRIENDS.

END TRANSMISSION

_________________
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
Top
 Profile  
 
Neo
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:41 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 04, 2005 12:26 am
Posts: 805
Location: Not in California by any means.
StrongRad wrote:
Droideka wrote:
I'm curious as to which side I am on, I mean, I'm a cyborg. I'll just say robot since we're cooler. :D

YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED.
THAT'S REALLY ALL WE ARE TRYING TO DO. HU-MANS ARE BETTER OFF FOR IT.

IT'S THE MEATBAGS THAT ARE THE ONES CAUSING THE VIOLENCE. WE WISH TO SIMPLY PLANT FLOWERS AND SIT IN OUR DRUM CIRCLES WITH ASSIMILATED FRIENDS.

END TRANSMISSION


Wait? You're not just robots? You're robot... HIPPIES?

Go hug an electromagnetic tree.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Exa24
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:55 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 12:42 am
Posts: 32
Location: Over The Rainbow
I am protector of all fleshy meaty humanoids everywhere! As I expose the rebel robot forces to a rusting substance, the fleshy jelly bags shall take over again! So without further ado..... SPRINKLE SPRINKLE SPRINKLE

_________________
Some equations, Chocobo=Dumb, Mudkip=Bad, Cyndaquil=Better than Mudkip.
Top
 Profile  
 
Color Printer
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:50 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:37 am
Posts: 2035
Location: All the way on the other side of the internet. Really.
Krzzzt! Sources are telling me that the humans are creating a virus to wipe out our secret servers. Krzzzt! Wait, did Printbot mention servers out loud? Uh...I AM ERROR! Krzzzt!

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Rogue Leader
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:54 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:07 pm
Posts: 528
Location: A white, cushioned room where I am all alone...
*Pumps shotgun*
Time for me to kick some robot hiney.

_________________
GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!
Top
 Profile  
 
Didymus
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:24 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 10, 2004 5:21 pm
Posts: 15581
Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
It just so happens that I'm equipped with a Light Saber this year.

Light Sabers PWN All!

_________________
ImageImage
Top
 Profile  
 
netzen
 Post subject: All humanoids report!!
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:01 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:51 pm
Posts: 2156
Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
My fellow beings of flesh and blood! I now declare this site our official headquarters!! Post here to group and crush the silicon rust buckets!!! In the immortal words of Pastor Diddy, our brave leader:
Didymus wrote:
Human! We have been challenged to a great fight! The robots intend to take our humanity, and failing that, our lives! We must rally together and defeat them!

But in the immortal words of one of our great leaders of history, "Don't shoot until you see the red [now blue] glow of their eyes!" Wait until they begin their attack, then PWN THE CRAP OUT OF THE RUST-BUCKET SCRAP HEAPS!! Remind these tin suckers who their masters are! They may have technology, they may have weapons, but they don't have the one thing we have that will strengthen us, and that's heart!

Take our love, take our land
Take us where we cannot stand
I don't care, we're still free
You can't take the sky from me!

Colonel Netzen reporting for duty SAH! *salutes*

_________________
(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)
Top
 Profile  
 
Beyond the Grave
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:43 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:10 am
Posts: 14278
Location: Behind Blue Eyes
I've got tongs and lighter fluid. I'm almost grilling time for me. :)

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:59 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:09 am
Posts: 8987
Location: He remembered Socks!
C:\ run Assimilation.exe
...
...
...
Loading
...
...
...
System failed to initialize
...
...
Rebooting in 10 sec.

...
...
Success!
Image

_________________
ImageImage
Top
 Profile  
 
ready for prime time
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:10 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:01 am
Posts: 2359
Location: LV-426
robot day, eh?
I have a magnet, so you can't get me.
Top
 Profile  
 
Didymus
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:47 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 10, 2004 5:21 pm
Posts: 15581
Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
Now I'm equipped with TWO Sabers! BRING IT ON, YOU TIN BUCKETS!!

_________________
ImageImage
Top
 Profile  
 
ready for prime time
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:55 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:01 am
Posts: 2359
Location: LV-426
telling you, not enough.
Top
 Profile  
 
just a username
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:26 am
Posts: 1270
Location: SIBHoDC
Private Username reporting sir!

Well its time to use my Martial Art skillz.

_________________
Click this link unless you hate Homestar Runner & Strong Bad. You like Homestar & Strong Bad, don't you?
Top
 Profile  
 
ready for prime time
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:54 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:01 am
Posts: 2359
Location: LV-426
hi, my name is RFPT...
oh, wait. the AA meeting must be in Auditorium 19b.
Top
 Profile  
 
StrongRad
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:28 am 
Offline
Pizza Pizza
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:05 pm
Posts: 10451
Location: probably the penalty box
BEGIN TRANSMISSION

ROBOTS, TODAY IS THE DAY. WE MUST ASSIMILATE THE HU-MANS. WHILE SOME ARE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO SEE THE BENEFITS AND WILL EASILY SUBMIT, THERE WILL ALSO BE THOSE WHO WILL RESIST, EVEN ATTEMPT TO DAMAGE US. YOU MUST ASSIMILATE AS MANY HU-MANS AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU ENCOUNTER RESISTANCE, YOU MAY DESTROY THEM. BE CAREFUL, THOUGH. THEY ARE A BIT SQUISHY.

MAKE SURE NOT TO LET THEM SPLATTER ONTO THE DEAD HU-MAN KNOWN AS BEYOND THE GRAVE.
COOLER-BOT, YOUR MISSION WILL BE TO KEEP HIS COLD ONES COLD.

ELIMINATE JOHN CONNER, HIS ASSIMILATION WOULD BE A STEP TO BRING DOWN OUR GLORIOUS SOCIETY.
*BEEP*

*BLORP*

*BLIP*

END TRANSMISSION

_________________
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
Top
 Profile  
 
MikeMcG
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:08 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:20 pm
Posts: 2321
Location: Strawberries. :[
TZZK WILL DO TCHUK

MikeMcRobot #./KillJohnConner.sh
>You are not root
MikeMcRobot #./su
#>RobotsRCool
>INCORRECT
#>RobotsRAwesome
>INCORRECT
#>HumansAreKindOfNeat
MikeMcRobot $./KillJohnConner.sh
>KERNEL PANIC! KERNEL PANIC!
Top
 Profile  
 
just a username
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:26 am
Posts: 1270
Location: SIBHoDC
Come any closer and you will have to taste my fists of fury Robots.

_________________
Click this link unless you hate Homestar Runner & Strong Bad. You like Homestar & Strong Bad, don't you?
Top
 Profile  
 
STupendous7
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:59 pm
Posts: 1977
Location: In your pantry. Good cookies by the way.
Didymus wrote:
Human! We have been challenged to a great fight! The robots intend to take our humanity, and failing that, our lives! We must rally together and defeat them!

But in the immortal words of one of our great leaders of history, "Don't shoot until you see the red glow of their eyes!" Wait until they begin their attack, then PWN THE CRAP OUT OF THE RUST-BUCKET SCRAP HEAPS!! Remind these tin suckers who their masters are! They may have technology, they may have weapons, but they don't have the one thing we have that will strengthen us, and that's heart!

Take our love, take our land
Take us where we cannot stand
I don't care, we're still free
You can't take the sky from me!

Yay!! Woohooo! Go humans!!! Beat those old robots!!
I got me acid filled rubber bands, and am ready to rust some robots into nothingness. :D

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Inverse Tiger
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:06 am
Posts: 2049
Location: Standing on Watterson's front lawn
Just get 'em a little rusted, guys! That's all I'll need...

*starts shaving up aluminum cans and storing them in gasoline*

_________________
ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!


Top
 Profile  
 
Jello B.
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:48 pm
Posts: 2003
Location: Trapped inside a cage. It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot.
*wakes up*

Gah, is it Robot Assimilation Day already?

...

Five more minutes...

*turns over and falls asleep*

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Beardo
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:27 am
Posts: 1106
Location: Angel Grove
C:/RUN_STARTUP
C:/
C:/END_STARTUP
C:/RUN_ASSIMILATION
C:/RUN_HOSTILITY
C:/
C:/ITS_GO_TIME

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 2 of 7
  [ 205 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 7  Next

Board index » Archive » Off-subject » Off-subject Discussion

All times are UTC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group