Injuries. Ouch.

PianoManGidley · **Posted:** Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:40 pm

Dang it...stupid rat...well, working at a pet store, you get used to getting bitten and scratched and whatnot. Though naturally, today, I got bitten when I was OFF work, while preparing to feed my snake.

strongfan · **Posted:** Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:31 pm

Well, once I got out of bed, and fell over. My toe landed first, then my back-side landed on my toe.

t3chn0l0gy?!? · **Joined:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:18 am **Posts:** 6

Well i stole Homeschool Winner's hat while he was at my house and climbed a tree with it. But my hat fell of and he took it so I had to jump out of the tree. Cut my elbow on the way down.

strongfan · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:23 am

t3chn0l0gy?!? wrote:

Well i stole Homeschool Winner's hat

You do realize that these are injuries that actually happened? And welcome to the forum!

Larson · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:27 am

once I stepped on a nail. a sticking up nail. I told the people you hammer in floorboards the other way, but they didn't listen. it went in kinda deep, and to this very day my foot still itches a bit.

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:46 am

strongfan wrote:

t3chn0l0gy?!? wrote:

Well i stole Homeschool Winner's hat

You do realize that these are injuries that actually happened? And welcome to the forum!

Isn't Homeschool Winner a member here?

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:51 pm

this-guy wrote:

strongfan wrote:

t3chn0l0gy?!? wrote:

Well i stole Homeschool Winner's hat

You do realize that these are injuries that actually happened? And welcome to the forum!

Isn't Homeschool Winner a member here?

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:58 pm

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

this-guy wrote:

strongfan wrote:

t3chn0l0gy?!? wrote:

Well i stole Homeschool Winner's hat

You do realize that these are injuries that actually happened? And welcome to the forum!

Isn't Homeschool Winner a member here?

I hope you're "saying" that to strongfan.

Homeschool Winner · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:36 pm

Umm, okay guys, all those injuries ARE real, that new user t3chn0l0gy?!? is in fact my friend who I drank the Tabasco sauce in front of, and he did indeed steal my hat and injure himself jumping down from the tree.

And yes, I am a user here.

Jare · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:57 pm

My cat went crazy and grabbed hold of my arm and mauled the crap out of it, It started bleeding in 7 places and we were out of Bandages [s]so I drank it, and it was delish![/s] it hurt plenty

Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:40 pm

Chipped my front two teeth 3x
Scarred for life on elbow
Nail in my foot
Yet I haven't had a single broken bone...

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:01 pm

Oh yeah, and I almost burned all the skin off my big toe when I was like 8. Stepped on a firework.

The moral of this story: don't play with fire unless it's totally awesome.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:26 pm

Homerun Starrer wrote:

Oh yeah, and I almost burned all the skin off my big toe when I was like 8. Stepped on a firework.

The moral of this story: don't play with fire unless it's totally awesome.

Your "unless" negates the rest of the moral.
Fire is ALWAYS totally awesome.

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:45 pm

I've had a few interesting experiences with fire. Anyone remember my lawn mower incident? my arm still hurts from time to time.

Also my sweat shirt was fried crispy. >:[

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

StrongRad wrote:

Homerun Starrer wrote:

Oh yeah, and I almost burned all the skin off my big toe when I was like 8. Stepped on a firework.

The moral of this story: don't play with fire unless it's totally awesome.

Your "unless" negates the rest of the moral.
Fire is ALWAYS totally awesome.

Second'd
I'm not suffering from pyromania, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:30 pm

StrongRad wrote:

Marshmallow Roast wrote:

it hurts when I press on it

Stop pressing on it, then. [/smart alec]

My injury (very embarrassing): I have a neat burn (it stings like you wouldn't believe) on my hand. I say it's neat because it's in the shape of the burner on the stove. I say embarrassing because I got it by putting my hand on said burner. Why? I don't know. I was cooking and had just removed a skillet from the burner. For some reason, I decided to rest my hand on that burner. Thankfully, it wasn't turned up too high, but it still stings really bad.

pics or i didnt happen.

Sherlockrunner · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:12 pm

Homeschool Winner wrote:

Umm, okay guys, all those injuries ARE real, that new user t3chn0l0gy?!? is in fact my friend who I drank the Tabasco sauce in front of, and he did indeed steal my hat and injure himself jumping down from the tree.

That was unexpected. Anyways. I was walking barefoot through my house and there was a drill and it got hooked to my toe!

Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:30 pm

To add to the fact, I also had part of my tooth (1 of the 3 chippings) lodged into my knee for five minutes... scarred for life emotionally and physically...

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:19 pm

I once banged my head on the ceiling. I had three stitches. W00t

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:36 pm

STupendous7 wrote:

I once banged my head on the ceiling. I had three stitches. W00t

Wait, I'm going to regret this, but how the crap did you do that?

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:38 pm

Jumping off some bleacher kind of things. Happy? The blood stain is still there (it was at some conference that happens every 4 years at Calvin College, it happens next year actually)

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

I fell off my bike today. I was going down from the pavement to the street, and scratched my head at the same time. I couldn't keep my balance with just one hand... stupid...

I only got a few scratches, and hurt my right thumb a bit. Could have been worse, tough.

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:44 pm

Hey, these idiots were hitting people in the knuckles at lunch with bottle caps.

I really don't feel like going any further.

ed 'lim' smilde · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:30 pm

StrongRad wrote:

My injury (very embarrassing): I have a neat burn (it stings like you wouldn't believe) on my hand. I say it's neat because it's in the shape of the burner on the stove. I say embarrassing because I got it by putting my hand on said burner. Why? I don't know. I was cooking and had just removed a skillet from the burner. For some reason, I decided to rest my hand on that burner. Thankfully, it wasn't turned up too high, but it still stings really bad.

That reminds me, I burned my hand a little bit like that at McDonald's the other day... I pressed the back of my wrist on the grill (the one that's so hot it cooks burgers from frozen-to-cooked in like 30 seconds), and now I got a nice big dark mark there. Thankfully they had some ointment spray, so it never really hurt.

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