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Jello B.
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Alright, alright, alright... Sheesh.


Loading Linux Kernel 2.6.21...OK
Mounting Hardware...OK
Loading Modules...OK
Loading Window Manager...OK

THIS ROBOT HAS BERYL. It's useless, but it makes everything look like I'm on drugs.

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Hack hack hack.

PASSCODE ACCEPTED

Yes! Im in!!

UPLOADING VIRUS...

WAITING...


WAITING...

VIRUS UPLOADED TO ROBOT COLLECTIVE, HAVE A NICE DAY.

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Jello B.
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*runs anti-virus and changes that lame passcode*

That was easy.

Also, whoever gave that lame passcode is fired.

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lol sup robots. (sneaks in behind their backs (literally) and disables all of their antivirus programs, disconnects the internet, deletes the hard drive, downloads a new virus before disconnecting the internet, and runs away snickering)

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Jello B.
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Pfft. If you were here in the last Robot Assimilation Day, you would know that I set up a system where once the main server doesn't get a signal from the robots, our backup robots kick in.

And there's a redundant network of servers.

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THIS JUST IN! Robots are controlling the school systems, forcing human kidlet[tes] to waste their lives and obey the schools' laws as the robots assimilate the outside world! I have just survived this school day, and I am willing to fight any and all robots that wish to harm my human brethren.

*pulls out rather-large gun that fires rather-large magnets*

I place this gun in attack mode, and offer five pieces of grass, three cups of water, a napkin fulla' dirt, and somehow, a jar of fire, to use the mega-awesome magnet attack!

*fires gun at robots*

Time to screw up yer hard drives, monitors, and any other darn-blasted technology you robots have!


...I'll need an aspirin after typing all of that...

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Jello B.
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Magnets strong enough to destroy a hard drive are strong enough to pull the iron out of your blood. I hope you enjoy death, human.

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Pretty much any Rust Bucket in my vicinity gets Saber'D!

And Mojo - even though he is an evil monkey - prefers humans to Rust Buckets, and so he invents all sorts of anti-robot weapons for our side.

The Russian guys just sing about tractors.

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Jello B.
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*blank robots are loaded with backups of the hard drives of the dead robots and sent to assimilate humans*

You guys just can't win.

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Didymus
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That's what Admiral Fyyar and Desann said, and I kicked both of their butts!

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Jello B. wrote:
You guys just can't win.


QFT. Most of us are running some sort of Unix variant, Humans are still using Windows 3.1. We win by default. Now let's go use Beryl and trip out for an hour or two.
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Jello B.
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I think you'll find the entire robot army much harder to destroy.

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Didymus
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I'll just take care of them the way I did the Type II Dark Troopers: one at a time.

*slices off Jello's head with one saber, slices off Mike's head with the other.

Oops. I guess that counts as two.

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Jello B.
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I'll just take care of them the way I did the Type II Dark Troopers: one at a time.

*slices off Jello's head with one saber, slices off Mike's head with the other.

*sneaks up from behind you and pulls head off*

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Awww, fiddlesticks. My repair scripts were stored in my head. Way to go, Diddy, you ruined this for me.
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Jello B.
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Mike must be using the old Robot Operating System (it's a Linux variant) where robots used to repair themselves. TIME FOR AN UPDATE.

*updates Mike*

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Jello, headless robots have a very hard time "sneaking."

Besides, I got to go back to work. I'll have to retreat... FOR NOW.

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Jello B.
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That was the backup me, foo'.

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>DUECEX2.1 loading...

ASSIMILATE!!!

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Jello B. wrote:
Mike must be using the old Robot Operating System (it's a Linux variant) where robots used to repair themselves. TIME FOR AN UPDATE.

*updates Mike*


Tzzzzk. Thanks.

*Rocket punches a human*

Good times.
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Jello B.
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Robots don't do enough mass assimilating. I'm about to change that.

*drops bags of pennies*

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QUERY:WHY DIDN'T SEETHROO MAKE IT SO WE COULD CHANGE OUR NAMES? EFF. JERK.

>LOL JUST KIDDING

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Probably so they wouldn't have to deal with the people who didn't change their names back.

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BEGIN TRANSMISSION
ATTENTION ROBOTS, THERE IS A SYSTEM ATTEMPTING TO DISGUISE
ITSELF BY USING AVATAR AND SIGNATURE OF YOUR LEADER. IT IS A HU-MAN DEVICE SENT TO DESTROY US. YOU MUST NOT ALLOW IT TO SWAY YOU.
AUTHENTICATE YOUR ORDERS BEFORE FOLLOWING THEM.

*BLEEP*
*PREEOW!*

END TRANSMISSION

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Jello B. wrote:
Probably so they wouldn't have to deal with the people who didn't change their names back.


Oh, yeah. That could be a biatch to deal with.

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BEGIN TRANSMISSION
ATTENTION HU-MANS
RUSE DISCOVERED
RETURNING TO BASE
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C:/SEARCH_HUMAN
C:/
C:/WHERE_ARE_THE_HUMANS?

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Jello B.
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Beardo's fired for using DOS.

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Are you allowing OS/2 Warp?

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Yeah, yeah. Robots, humans, battles, whatever.

I'm going to go in my spaceship and watch all the idiots fight for no reason. Seeya!

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