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to be, ron 0t to be--th4t si teh question : whet3hr 'tiz Nobl4r i nteh mind to suffar Teh sloings znd arr0wz 0f outrageouz fortu|\|e 0r to take arms zagainst a sea 0ftrobules and by opposnig e|\|d them~~~~~~~ ytou sare suck,, to dei, to sleep-- |\|o more--aNd b ya sleep To say \/\/e end tje heartahce,, and tEh thousandf natural sshoX0rs t4t flesh is hier to... 'tis a consumm4tion devoutly to be wished TO DEI, TO SLEWEP-- tO SLEEP--OPERCHANCE TO DRERAM: AY, TEHRES THE RUB, FRO I|\| THAT S7EEP 0F DEATH QHAT DREAMZ MAY CO/\/\3 WHEN W3 HAVE SHUFFLE DOFF THIS MORTAL COIL, UST GIVE US PAUSE. OOLOLOLO~~ thdre"as t3h respect taht makes cas;amity off so long life OLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1 Fo rwho wouldb ear teh whips and scrons of tIme, th' 0ppressor"d wrong, teh piorud 4'sc ontumely teh pangfz of despised 7oev, th3 law's delay, the inaolence of office, and teh Spurns thqt pasteint merit of th unWorthy t4kes, wehn he himse7f might hius queitUs/\/\ae with a Br bodki??????? nwho would gardesl bear, to grunt and S\\\\////\\\\////eaT under 4 weary life, but that teh rdead oF somwethionga fter death, the undiscoverEd country, frtom whoSe Bour n no traqvellarer eturns,p uzzl3s thew i7l, an dmAkes Us ratehr bear those ills we Ahve thhan fly to Otehrs th4t we known ot o????????????????!!!!!!????? f THUZ CONSCEINCE DOE ZMAK3 COWARDS OF UA AL7, AND THUS TEH N4tIEV HUE OF RESOLKUTiON IS SAIX0RLEID OER \/\/ITH THE PAL;E CAST OF THOUGHRT, AND 3NTEWRPR1SE OF GRSTE PItCH AND MOME|\|T WiTH THSI REGGARDE TEHIR CURRENTS RURN AWY AND LOSE RHEN MAE OF ACTI0NM. -- SFOT UO NOWE, THE FAIR OPELIA LOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ lololololoololool -- nymph, in thy orisons be all my sin srem3mber3d

Webuh hold dese Truds t' be self-ebident: dat all Men are cratid ekal, dat dey are endowebuhd, uh uh uh uh, by deir Crator, wid cehtain unalienaggle Rites, duuhhhh, dat among dese are Life, uh uh uh, Libehty, 'n de Pursuit of Happiness. Dat t' secure dese Rites, duuhhhh, Gobehnmins are institititid among Men, dehibigg deir dgust Powebuhrs from de Consent of de Gobehned, uh uh uh uh, dat whenebeh any F'm of Gobehnmin becomes destruckibe of dese Ends, duuhhhh, it is de Rite of de Peoble t' alteh or abolish it, uh, 'n to instititite new Gobehnmin, layigg its Foundashun on such Princibles, duuhhhh, 'n organizigg its Powebuhrs in such F'm, as t' dem shall seem most like to effeck deir Safety 'n Happiness. Prudess indeed, uh uh uh uh, will dictate, uh uh uh, dat Gobehnmins long established, uh uh uh uh, shudd not be changid f' lite 'n transient Cuzs; 'n accordigg all Expehiess had shewn, dat Mankind are more disposid to suffeh, while Ebils are suffehaggle, dan t' rite demselbes by abolishigg de F'ms t' which dey are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses 'n Usurpashuns, duuhhhh, pursuigg inbariab the, ERRRR, same Obbuhjeck, ebisss a Design t' reduce dem undeh absoloot Despotism, it is deir Rite, it is deir Duty, t' drow off such Gobehnmin, 'n to probide new Guards f' deir future Security.

WHATZ ELECTON SEASON LIK,E IN UR TOWN?!?!? lololololllollolol

This page in moron.
That's what I call funny.

...And his location becomes "You want de locashun, duh...uh...? You can't hanbble de locashun! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!"

Eh, all of these are funny except for Pig Latin, Elmer Fudd, and haxxor. I dunno, I just didn't find those funny. Probably because haxxor is unreadable.

Einoo T. Spo'k wrote, dig dis: wrote:

Here's an idea t'wuzte time, dig dis:

Find some web page dat's supposed t'be professional (i.e. some long bo'in' essay o' some company website) and change it t'hacker-rap usin' de Dialectizer.

Hours uh fun! Right on!

Dat deserves it's own dread, so's sucka's kin post whut dey made. Raspberry dis be fun. 'S coo', bro.

Coo' den! Right on!

*goes off t'make da d*** dread*

Two vandals dojiggerd Mrs. Train (Mandy) and Clansucks (Jello B.) tried t'vandalise da damn wiki uh Extra Level. Clansucks gots been banned infinitely while Mrs. Train gots'ta wait 2 hours. Let's hope Mrs. Train learns ha' lesson. 'S coo', bro.

ELSR: Stop it whoever's hangin' dis

HHFOV be now God

ELSR be now wasted

PurpleKoopa, dig dis: CAN ya' mute sucka's?

ELSR be now wasted

Jello B.: Yeah Holmes. Click on deir dojiggers.

ELSR be now wasted

ELSR be now wasted

ELSR be now wasted

ELSR: O.O

God, dig dis: ah' WILL ADD AN ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT. ELSR SHALT LEAVE THE CHATROOM.

ELSR be now wasted

God be now HHFOV

ELSR be now wasted

ELSR: O.O

PurpleKoopa, dig dis: Hoo'ay! Right on! Dey're all wasted! Right on! *rimshot*

wasted gots left. Man!

Jello B.: Almost all uh dem. WORD!...

wasted gots left. Man!

wasted gots left. Man!

wasted gots left. Man!

wasted gots left. Man!

wasted gots left. Man!

wasted gots left. Man!

Jello B.: YAYAY! Right on!

ELSR: O.O

Lawl. In Cockney, JTH's name is Join The bloody Homestarmy, and HG is Oi Lads. XD

Other fun times with Cockney:

This thread

Random Foughts and Ideas

This isn't really funny, but the name of the thread is.

Me bleedin' RP, wot?

EDIT: Eh, those don't seem to work. Dunno why, they just all go to the mainpage.

Lawl. In Cockney, JTH's name is Join The bloody Homestarmy, and HG is Oi Lads. XD

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is its vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

This hyar visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is its vestige of th' vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as th' once vital voice of th' vahisimilitude now venerates whut they once vilified, cuss it all t' tarnation. Howevah, this hyar valo'ous visitashun of a by-gone vexashun, stan's vivified, an' has vowed t'vanquish these venal an' virulent vahmin vanguardin' vice an' vouchsafin' th' violently vicious an' vo'acious violashun of volishun. Th' only vahdick is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, fo' th' value an' vahacity of sech shall one day vindicut th' vigilant an' th' virtuous. Verily, this hyar vichyssoise of vahbiage veers most vahbose vis-à-vis an intryduckshun, an' so it is mah mighty fine hono' t'meet yo' an' yo' may call me V.

Dis bisage, uh uh uh, no mehe beneeh of banity, is its bestige of de box populi, now bacant, uh, banished, uh uh uh uh, as de oss bital boice of de behisimilitude now benehates what dey oss bilified, GEEEHEEHEEE.Duh, howebeh, dis balorous bisitashun of a by-gone bexashun, stands bibified, uh uh uh uh, 'n has bowebuhd t' bankish dese benal 'n birulent behmin banguardigg bice 'n bouchsafigg de biolent bicious 'n boracious biolashun of bolishun. De on behdict is bengeass; a bendetta, held as a botibe, uh uh uh, not in bain, f' de balue 'n behacity of such shall one day bindicate de bigilant 'n de birtuous. Behy, dis bichyssoise of behbiage beehs most behbose bis-à-bis an interduckion, 'n so it is my behy good honor t' meet you 'n you may call me B.

Thees feesege-a, nu mere-a feneer ooff funeety, is its festeege-a ooff zee fux pupoolee, noo fecunt, funeeshed, es zee oonce-a feetel fueece-a ooff zee fereesimilitoode-a noo feneretes vhet zeey oonce-a feeliffied. Bork bork bork! Hooefer, thees feluruoos feesiteshun ooff a by-gune-a fexeshun, stunds feefiffied, und hes fooed tu funqooeesh zeese-a fenel und furoolent fermeen fungooerdeeng feece-a und fuoochseffeeng zee feeulently feeciuoos und fureceeuoos feeuleshun ooff fuleeshun. Zee oonly ferdeect is fengeunce-a; a fendetta, held es a futeefe-a, nut in feeen, fur zee felooe-a und fereceety ooff sooch shell oone-a dey feendicete-a zee feegilunt und zee furtoouoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Fereely, thees feechyssuise-a ooff ferbeeege-a feers must ferbuse-a fees-à-fees un intrudoocshun, und su it is my fery guud hunur tu meet yuoo und yuoo mey cell me-a F.

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is its vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, right, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates wot they once vilified. However, right, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, right, and 'as vowed ter vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguardin' vice and vouchsafin' the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, right, not in vain, for the chuffin' value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the bloomin' vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is me right good 'onor ter meet yer and yer may call me V.

Homerun Starrer wrote:

.....Let's take a look at these links, shall we?

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... iki.org%2F

Well, there's your probem. The target URLs on ALL of these links are the
same: forum.hrwiki.org. You're not going to get any page but the main page with that.

Author:	Einoo T. Spork [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:04 am ]
Post subject:	The Dialectizer
So, after being prompted by the_chekt (there, I said your name right, happy?) to have a thread on this after mentioning it in Random Thoughts or Ideas, I decided to. Here it is: The Dialectizer You can put a page or just some text into it and out will spew a dialectized version of it! Like so: Quote: to be, ron 0t to be--th4t si teh question : whet3hr 'tiz Nobl4r i nteh mind to suffar Teh sloings znd arr0wz 0f outrageouz fortu\|\\|e 0r to take arms zagainst a sea 0ftrobules and by opposnig e\|\\|d them~~~~~~~ ytou sare suck,, to dei, to sleep-- \|\\|o more--aNd b ya sleep To say \/\/e end tje heartahce,, and tEh thousandf natural sshoX0rs t4t flesh is hier to... 'tis a consumm4tion devoutly to be wished TO DEI, TO SLEWEP-- tO SLEEP--OPERCHANCE TO DRERAM: AY, TEHRES THE RUB, FRO I\|\\| THAT S7EEP 0F DEATH QHAT DREAMZ MAY CO/\/\3 WHEN W3 HAVE SHUFFLE DOFF THIS MORTAL COIL, UST GIVE US PAUSE. OOLOLOLO~~ thdre"as t3h respect taht makes cas;amity off so long life OLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1 Fo rwho wouldb ear teh whips and scrons of tIme, th' 0ppressor"d wrong, teh piorud 4'sc ontumely teh pangfz of despised 7oev, th3 law's delay, the inaolence of office, and teh Spurns thqt pasteint merit of th unWorthy t4kes, wehn he himse7f might hius queitUs/\/\ae with a Br bodki??????? nwho would gardesl bear, to grunt and S\\\\////\\\\////eaT under 4 weary life, but that teh rdead oF somwethionga fter death, the undiscoverEd country, frtom whoSe Bour n no traqvellarer eturns,p uzzl3s thew i7l, an dmAkes Us ratehr bear those ills we Ahve thhan fly to Otehrs th4t we known ot o????????????????!!!!!!????? f THUZ CONSCEINCE DOE ZMAK3 COWARDS OF UA AL7, AND THUS TEH N4tIEV HUE OF RESOLKUTiON IS SAIX0RLEID OER \/\/ITH THE PAL;E CAST OF THOUGHRT, AND 3NTEWRPR1SE OF GRSTE PItCH AND MOME\|\\|T WiTH THSI REGGARDE TEHIR CURRENTS RURN AWY AND LOSE RHEN MAE OF ACTI0NM. -- SFOT UO NOWE, THE FAIR OPELIA LOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ lololololoololool -- nymph, in thy orisons be all my sin srem3mber3d Or this: Quote: Webuh hold dese Truds t' be self-ebident: dat all Men are cratid ekal, dat dey are endowebuhd, uh uh uh uh, by deir Crator, wid cehtain unalienaggle Rites, duuhhhh, dat among dese are Life, uh uh uh, Libehty, 'n de Pursuit of Happiness. Dat t' secure dese Rites, duuhhhh, Gobehnmins are institititid among Men, dehibigg deir dgust Powebuhrs from de Consent of de Gobehned, uh uh uh uh, dat whenebeh any F'm of Gobehnmin becomes destruckibe of dese Ends, duuhhhh, it is de Rite of de Peoble t' alteh or abolish it, uh, 'n to instititite new Gobehnmin, layigg its Foundashun on such Princibles, duuhhhh, 'n organizigg its Powebuhrs in such F'm, as t' dem shall seem most like to effeck deir Safety 'n Happiness. Prudess indeed, uh uh uh uh, will dictate, uh uh uh, dat Gobehnmins long established, uh uh uh uh, shudd not be changid f' lite 'n transient Cuzs; 'n accordigg all Expehiess had shewn, dat Mankind are more disposid to suffeh, while Ebils are suffehaggle, dan t' rite demselbes by abolishigg de F'ms t' which dey are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses 'n Usurpashuns, duuhhhh, pursuigg inbariab the, ERRRR, same Obbuhjeck, ebisss a Design t' reduce dem undeh absoloot Despotism, it is deir Rite, it is deir Duty, t' drow off such Gobehnmin, 'n to probide new Guards f' deir future Security. Fun, no? By the way, if you actually read the whole thing of both of those, you have way too much time on your hands.

Author:	The Snork [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:10 am ]
Post subject:
Well, I entered en.wikipedia.org, and... NOES!

Author:	extremejon09 [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:10 am ]
Post subject:
I greatly Perfer Gizzolge (warning, swearing) EDIT: OH NO! It broke. That was about the best think I have ever seen, why did it had to break?

Author:	Chekt [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:10 am ]
Post subject:
So fun, here is what I have done so far. Cnn-Hacker Gamestop-Pig Latin NASA is stupid

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:13 am ]
Post subject:
I remember this from a long time ago. I think I saw it on bored.com. It's pretty fun for a bit.

Homestar Runner Wiki Forum http://forum.hrwiki.org/

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Author:	extremejon09 [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:15 am ]
Post subject:
Gizoogle actually made everything FUNNY. This one...not so much.

Author:	Demented Worm [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:18 am ]
Post subject:
the_chekt wrote: Cnn-Hacker That one's hilarious! Quote: WHATZ ELECTON SEASON LIK,E IN UR TOWN?!?!? lololololllollolol Roffle.

Author:	topofsm [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:25 am ]
Post subject:
This page in moron. That's what I call funny.

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:41 am ]
Post subject:
topofsm wrote: This page in moron. That's what I call funny. Toppy, that made me lol. Literally. Some of the best bits: Ju Ju Master becomes Dgu Dgu Masteh and his location becomes "You want de locashun, duh...uh...? You can't hanbble de locashun! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!"

Author:	Neo [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:47 am ]
Post subject:
The Cribstar Runna' Wiki Fo'um This is the best thing ever. Er, There's a little bit of swearing.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:52 am ]
Post subject:
Homerun Starrer wrote: ...And his location becomes "You want de locashun, duh...uh...? You can't hanbble de locashun! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!" That is the best location ever.

Author:	Einoo T. Spork [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:02 am ]
Post subject:
Homerun Starrer wrote: Eh, all of these are funny except for Pig Latin, Elmer Fudd, and haxxor. I dunno, I just didn't find those funny. Probably because haxxor is unreadable. What are you talking about? Haxxor is the funniest one! XD Yeah, Pig Latin and Elmer Fudd are kinda lame though.

Author:	Chekt [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:07 am ]
Post subject:
Tech's gangsta forum Theres some swears in theres.

Author:	The Experimental Film [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:07 am ]
Post subject:	hah
AMAZING. Einoo T. Spork = ienoo t LOLOLLOLLOLOLLO!!!!!!!!~~ spork

Author:	IantheGecko [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:41 pm ]
Post subject:
foR gOds o l0ved the world that He gaev his noe and oly son, That who3ver berleivez in hmi shall not parish but ahv etArna lLIfE///

Author:	Cleverdan [ Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:15 pm ]
Post subject:
When I typed in "My name is Cleverdan, fear my pants." into the redneck version it came out as "ah's Clevahdan, as enny fool kin plainly see. Fear mah pants." And the forum...try making the forum redneck, jive, or moron. The names are hilarious!

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Author:	topofsm [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:12 am ]
Post subject:
Aww man, everybody else's name got changed to gangsta exept for me. Prolly because my name is ununderstandable.

Author:	Chekt [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:16 am ]
Post subject:
Bahahahaha! (I bolded what I laughed at) de_chekt wrote, dig dis wrote: Einoo T. Spo'k wrote, dig dis: wrote: Here's an idea t'wuzte time, dig dis: Find some web page dat's supposed t'be professional (i.e. some long bo'in' essay o' some company website) and change it t'hacker-rap usin' de Dialectizer. Hours uh fun! Right on! Dat deserves it's own dread, so's sucka's kin post whut dey made. Raspberry dis be fun. 'S coo', bro. Coo' den! Right on! goes off t'make da d** dread*

Author:	Neurario [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:16 am ]
Post subject:
Clan (PBS Forums) in Jive wrote: Two vandals dojiggerd Mrs. Train (Mandy) and Clansucks (Jello B.) tried t'vandalise da damn wiki uh Extra Level. Clansucks gots been banned infinitely while Mrs. Train gots'ta wait 2 hours. Let's hope Mrs. Train learns ha' lesson. 'S coo', bro. An IM quote (also in Jive) wrote: ELSR: Stop it whoever's hangin' dis HHFOV be now God ELSR be now wasted PurpleKoopa, dig dis: CAN ya' mute sucka's? ELSR be now wasted Jello B.: Yeah Holmes. Click on deir dojiggers. ELSR be now wasted ELSR be now wasted ELSR be now wasted ELSR: O.O God, dig dis: ah' WILL ADD AN ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT. ELSR SHALT LEAVE THE CHATROOM. ELSR be now wasted God be now HHFOV ELSR be now wasted ELSR: O.O PurpleKoopa, dig dis: Hoo'ay! Right on! Dey're all wasted! Right on! rimshot wasted gots left. Man! Jello B.: Almost all uh dem. WORD!... wasted gots left. Man! wasted gots left. Man! wasted gots left. Man! wasted gots left. Man! wasted gots left. Man! wasted gots left. Man! Jello B.: YAYAY! Right on! ELSR: O.O [/quote]

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:
Lawl. In Cockney, JTH's name is Join The bloody Homestarmy, and HG is Oi Lads. XD Other fun times with Cockney: This thread Random Foughts and Ideas This isn't really funny, but the name of the thread is. Me bleedin' RP, wot? EDIT: Eh, those don't seem to work. Dunno why, they just all go to the mainpage.

Author:	Einoo T. Spork [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:47 am ]
Post subject:
Homerun Starrer wrote: Lawl. In Cockney, JTH's name is Join The bloody Homestarmy, and HG is Oi Lads. XD Other fun times with Cockney: This thread Random Foughts and Ideas This isn't really funny, but the name of the thread is. Me bleedin' RP, wot? EDIT: Eh, those don't seem to work. Dunno why, they just all go to the mainpage. .....Let's take a look at these links, shall we? http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... iki.org%2F Well, there's your probem. The target URLs on ALL of these links are the same: forum.hrwiki.org. You're not going to get any page but the main page with that.

Author:	What's Her Face [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:
Homerun Starrer wrote: Lawl. In Cockney, JTH's name is Join The bloody Homestarmy, and HG is Oi Lads. XD I'm "Woss 'Er Nanny Goat Race". XD Oooooaah...... SO want to change my name to that now.

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:25 pm ]
Post subject:
V For Vendetta wrote: This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is its vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. Redneck V wrote: This hyar visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is its vestige of th' vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as th' once vital voice of th' vahisimilitude now venerates whut they once vilified, cuss it all t' tarnation. Howevah, this hyar valo'ous visitashun of a by-gone vexashun, stan's vivified, an' has vowed t'vanquish these venal an' virulent vahmin vanguardin' vice an' vouchsafin' th' violently vicious an' vo'acious violashun of volishun. Th' only vahdick is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, fo' th' value an' vahacity of sech shall one day vindicut th' vigilant an' th' virtuous. Verily, this hyar vichyssoise of vahbiage veers most vahbose vis-à-vis an intryduckshun, an' so it is mah mighty fine hono' t'meet yo' an' yo' may call me V. Moronic V wrote: Dis bisage, uh uh uh, no mehe beneeh of banity, is its bestige of de box populi, now bacant, uh, banished, uh uh uh uh, as de oss bital boice of de behisimilitude now benehates what dey oss bilified, GEEEHEEHEEE.Duh, howebeh, dis balorous bisitashun of a by-gone bexashun, stands bibified, uh uh uh uh, 'n has bowebuhd t' bankish dese benal 'n birulent behmin banguardigg bice 'n bouchsafigg de biolent bicious 'n boracious biolashun of bolishun. De on behdict is bengeass; a bendetta, held as a botibe, uh uh uh, not in bain, f' de balue 'n behacity of such shall one day bindicate de bigilant 'n de birtuous. Behy, dis bichyssoise of behbiage beehs most behbose bis-à-bis an interduckion, 'n so it is my behy good honor t' meet you 'n you may call me B. Swedish V wrote: Thees feesege-a, nu mere-a feneer ooff funeety, is its festeege-a ooff zee fux pupoolee, noo fecunt, funeeshed, es zee oonce-a feetel fueece-a ooff zee fereesimilitoode-a noo feneretes vhet zeey oonce-a feeliffied. Bork bork bork! Hooefer, thees feluruoos feesiteshun ooff a by-gune-a fexeshun, stunds feefiffied, und hes fooed tu funqooeesh zeese-a fenel und furoolent fermeen fungooerdeeng feece-a und fuoochseffeeng zee feeulently feeciuoos und fureceeuoos feeuleshun ooff fuleeshun. Zee oonly ferdeect is fengeunce-a; a fendetta, held es a futeefe-a, nut in feeen, fur zee felooe-a und fereceety ooff sooch shell oone-a dey feendicete-a zee feegilunt und zee furtoouoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Fereely, thees feechyssuise-a ooff ferbeeege-a feers must ferbuse-a fees-à-fees un intrudoocshun, und su it is my fery guud hunur tu meet yuoo und yuoo mey cell me-a F. Cockney V wrote: This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is its vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, right, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates wot they once vilified. However, right, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, right, and 'as vowed ter vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguardin' vice and vouchsafin' the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, right, not in vain, for the chuffin' value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the bloomin' vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is me right good 'onor ter meet yer and yer may call me V.

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:26 pm ]
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Einoo T. Spork wrote: Homerun Starrer wrote: Lawl. In Cockney, JTH's name is Join The bloody Homestarmy, and HG is Oi Lads. XD Other fun times with Cockney: This thread Random Foughts and Ideas This isn't really funny, but the name of the thread is. Me bleedin' RP, wot? EDIT: Eh, those don't seem to work. Dunno why, they just all go to the mainpage. .....Let's take a look at these links, shall we? http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... iki.org%2F Well, there's your probem. The target URLs on ALL of these links are the same: forum.hrwiki.org. You're not going to get any page but the main page with that. But I copied and pasted the urls of those pages...meh, that's weird.