Hello, everyone, my name is Phillip. After the Bean incident, I decided to come out and reveal my plot, as it will not matter in the slightest that you know about my experiment.

It all started about 7 months ago, when I decided to observe you. I specialize in controlling my Multiple Personality Disorder, and I've been experimenting with it online for the past two years. My experiment truly began one day, while I was lurking in Gabbly, observing.

A Clan came on, and started angering you all. I can remember a Rusty being particuarly perturbed. I researched, and found out about "Clan", and your reactions to him. I have come to the conclusion that if I can multiply what he was doing by 10, I can control you. What he did spurred reactions.

Why do I want this? Because you are all so interesting. You see, my personalities are not all that great. As you can see, if you have incountered Bean. I want your personalities. Alberto, his overall likeablility, COLA, your cocky attitude, Teff, Ace, your popularity. All of you, unique.

But this week, I'll be playing a little game with you in Gabbly. Come in from now until next Monday, and we can have some fun.

So long,

Phillip