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Do you have, or have had any horrible neighbors? If you do, rant about them here. I thought it would be nice to lighten up the peeve thread and just have a thread for this.

Anyways, I got no sleep last night because the people behind our house stayed up from midnight to about 6:30 drinking, screaming, shouting, and playing horrible mecsican moosak.
I think calling the cops is too drastic, and besides, my parent's room is on the opposite side of the house from these people, so they don't believe me about them.
Also, my mom teaches their kids, so she doesn't want to stir up trouble with them, and they do this ALL THE TIME!

And the frikkin' Chihuahua finds it's way into our yard and craps everywhere!

Also, these idiots tried cutting down a huge tree in their backyard and the tree fell on our fence and knocked down the entire fence, but they fixed it after about a week or two.

Idiots.


Sorry if this is incoherent, like I said I got no sleep last night, and I'm exhausted.

My neighbors played the bagpipes, all the time at night. Really loudly.

The thing is, when we moved, for one night, we heard the phantom bagpipes in the distance.

I don't know my..How did you spell it again? *Hits back* neighbors.

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I have no problems with my neighbors. Sure one of 'em's a dyke, but whatever.

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Crazy poodle lady. Lets her blind 11 year old poodle out at 1 am then SCREAMS at the top of her lung it name when it walks into the street.
CRICKET! CRICKET!
And she likes to do all her loud-equipment needing lawnwork at 5 AM.

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

My neighbor used to be a drug addict.

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My friend has strange neighbors. He said his old ones were probably selling crack out of their house.

The new ones are, apperantly, nudists.

When we lived in an apartment, my neighbors had a party one night.

With people.
And talking.
And bright lights.

Them + me = no sleep for me.

So I stayed up reading Harry Potter and playing Pokemon Blue. And finally fell asleep around 2.

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I don't ever have any sort of contact with my neighbors ever, but I've heard they're nice people. Go figure.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Rednecks who shot off fireworks every night, Preteens that skateboard right outside of my house on friday/weekend afternoons(LOL MAKE THAT EVERYDAY NOW!), Drunk college students yelling across the street while I'm taking a nap, and wiggers.
Yeah, I think that's it.

Pompous Jerks who tell us to cut the yard, and tie up the dogs.

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so...YOU are the bad neighbor Cola?

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

No, We're the ones that dont like the stupid Neighborhood Watch people to come to our door and tell us how to live.

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Oh yeah, that crazy crackhead lady nextdoor comes and plants grass in our yard for no reason. And she was leaf-blowing our yard at 11:30 at night...even though there weren't any leafs in our yard, we had raked that evening…

She also power-washes her driveway every weekend.

My mom constantly complains that our neighbors should have put their basketball net on their garage and not by the property line. I don't see what's wrong with it. I mean, they made a fence. But my mom complains that they should clean both sides of their fence, too.

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My neighbors have like 5 kids under the age of 7. They're out on their driveway all the time. The kids scream and cry and scream more. And, their mom is a complete idiot. She tells my mom that I'm drunk all the time and stuff. (Which I'm not) And, the dad of the family is a complete jerk who never says hello or even makes eye contact. And, walks around the neighborhood pressing his ear up against bricks and hitting them to see what it sounds like.

Just yesterday, one of the neighbor's kids went in our backyard with a dog. He looked at the garden and went inside the vegetable garden. I'm a little squeamish to yell at kids that age, so I passed it to my mom. However, the neighbors called him back before my mom got to him. She then later muttered something about the idiot neighbors.

Frankly, if she didn't want people trespassing into her vegetable garden, maybe she should have used a lock of some sort.

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If I had a wife like that I'd do it too.

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Probably looking for drugs that he hid in false bricks…thats what I would assume…

My friend Tom lives by a pedophile who is a registered sex offender. He remembers him coming to his house to let his parents know.

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I've had my fair share of bad neighbors. I'll only explain in detail the last residents, because they were by far the worse. They were college aged kids, and they had late night parties every single night of the week. You could hear them all through the night. So they were definitely lousy.

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Ah, that brings back memories of my dormroom days of yore. I never partied but my nearby residents did.

Our neighbors were creepy till one died. Now he's... well still creepy because he's dead. But when he was alive, he used to own our house before us. Then he sold it and moved away, but didn't like where he moved to so he tried to move back as close as possible to his old residence. So of course, he ended up in the house next door to us. Then he used to peek in our yard all the time and try to look in our windows, and sent his dog over onto our property to do its business and caught a glimpse of me in my underwear through the sliding glass door and stuff.

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I draw. Lots.

...Seriously, call the police now. He can't escape this crime through death.

Okay, bad joke. But that/he still was creepy beyond creepy.

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My neighbors play loud music until late. That wouldn't be so bad, but they only seem to have two CDs, one of salsa-influenced pop (which gets annoying at two in the morning) and the other of... girl band music. Sort of bubblegum stuff that puts bright pink curtains around your mind.
And then, there are the upstairsbors. They seem to be continuously dragging furniture around and around and around. And their upstairsbors have too many small children. I'm not great with young children, and their ways of destroying my sanity and books.
And then, there were the side-passagebors (there is a small flat kind of wedged in somehow in the side of this house as well as the three stacked on top of each other. This building is a TARDIS, I swear). Back to the side-passagebors. They got high and set fire to their flat. Then they disappeared and were never heard of again.

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The MS DOS of social situations...

My late neighbour raped children. Do I win?

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That's wonderful.

My neighbor has this annoying siren alarm thing that goes off randomly. The annoyingness of it is only topped by my borther's rule-sixing alarm he has on his cell-phone, which either goes "BABANANANANANANA BUH-NUH-NUH (repeat)", "(some Bollywood stuff)", "(james bond)" or something else incredibly annoying to hear at 6:00 in the morning.

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I have a next-door neighbor who's one year my junior.

If my town had dark alleys, I'd be afraid of him raping me in one of them.

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Is he hot?

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The dog next door killed my cat...

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That guy...ugh, you told me about this guy.

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