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I was just wondering if anyone would like to share any funny, weird, scary, stupid or relating to halloween memories.

Ok so one time (as in today) our Bus Driver filled our bus with leaves and toilet paper (not used) so inn the middle of an Awexome leaf fight a kid who never talks jumps up and screams " D**** YOU ALL!!!" It was very odd, and then we went back to the leaf fight and i got leaves shoved down my shirt by red sox fans 3 frikin times.

And last year me and my friends were trick or treating and we came upon an over done house. But we knocked and nobody was there. Then a hand popped out from under a table going for me. So i stepped on it and out from under the table there was what looked like a severed arm. We looked under the table but nobody was there. We later found out that the house belonged to rich people who were really in to halloween, they used a small machine the color of the table cloth to push the arm out at us, then they sneaked giant bars of candy in to our bags from behind another table. As if we wouldnt notice.


Well, lest hear some awexome stories!!

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Well, since I've long ditched trick-or-treating, I stay home and give out the candy. This always invites some fun memories.

One halloween, I set out a bowl that says "Take one, please."

I would wait by the door until someone walked up, then immediately open the door and just glare at them until they finished getting their candy, and watch them walk away scared.

Yeah. It was a good, caffeine filled night.

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Evidence of the ol' glassies! Nothing up our sleeves, no magic little Alex! A job for two who are now of job age! The police!

One time I didn't get to go trick or treating when I was younger because "I needed to puuuuke!" I don't know if this is the most comforting memory but, I remember it, and it was on Halloween, so it counts right? I still have my costume that I was GOING TO wear that year. Well, part of it.
I lyke kandie. I spelled those words wrong intentionally. I am remembering my GOOD Halloweens now.
My costume from YOTU (you don't want to know what that stands for if you didn't figure it out) came in handy, for my brother's costume this year.

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Never had a lot of halloween memories.

But my friend and I discussed some hilariously sadistic halloween pranks.



*Warning! Might be very slightly gruesome!*

Put a stuffed dog on the sidewalk, and put a bloody wound on it on the side away from where people would walk up. Someone in the bushes is holding a fishing line attached to the dog. When some unsuspecting trick-or-treaters walk up toward the dog, make a gunshot noise somehow, and at the same time someone else in the bushes facin the trick-or-treaters squirts water at them with a super soaker, while the person holding the fishing line pulls the dog down. Maybe somehow popping a balloon filled with......red liquid near the dog. Insanely creepy for the kids!

Do the same thing, except this time have some sort of flying bird- maybe a kite or one of those timmy birds that fly themselves for 50 feet or so, or just a thrown model bird. Play a speaker from the 2nd story window with sounds of the bird, then someone walking by on the street pulls a gun with a blank and shoots. At the same time as the bang, have someone shoot water into the air. Then let the bird fall down while the kids below get sprinkled by something wet.

Hmm.......a new one I thought up just now
Answer the door with some sort of scary mask. If the kids know who you are, remove the mask and reveal a nasty bloodied face.

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