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Author:  Didymus [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:59 pm ]
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I was freaking 12 at the time! >:{
Author:  PieMax [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:05 pm ]
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yeah, yeah.
whatever dids. :-P
Author:  The Noid [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:07 pm ]
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Didy, have you used those pick-up lines we made for you?

You should.
Author:  Didymus [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:07 pm ]
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The next GF I had was 8 years older than me. She was 31, and I was 23. So there! :P

And no, Noid. Pick-up lines isn't really the problem. I can be a silver tongued devil when I want to be. The problem is meeting eligible women. I don't think they exist in this town.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:08 pm ]
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But having someone older than you makes you desperate at that age. Especially when she's in your 30's and you're in your 20's.
Author:  PieMax [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:09 pm ]
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like i said: date someone your own age!
sheesh. all you date are children and old ladies.
there's plenty of respectable women your own age dids, you might wanna try giving them a shot.
Author:  Didymus [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:11 pm ]
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Desperate? How so? This lady was H-O-T!! Going out with her didn't make me feel desperate at all.

But that was more than 15 years ago, so it doesn't matter.

Carrie: they're not in this town. If they were, I'd probably be swimming in dates. Despite what intarwebs might tell you, proximity does matter.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:12 pm ]
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Ok, if she's hot, you're not desperate.
Author:  The Noid [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:13 pm ]
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Didymus wrote:
I can be a silver tongued devil when I want to be.


That's one hardcore sounding metal album name.


Silver Tounged Devil, featuring the smash hits "Tsunami of Hatred", "Velociraptor's Day Off", and "How I Killed Three People, Went To Court, Got Imprisoned, Escaped, and Then Wrote This Song in the Alley Behind the Sonic's"

Didy, match.com if your town is filled with old ladies and married old ladies. Or try the next town over or something, I don't know.
Author:  Didymus [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:58 pm ]
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I tried Match.com just now. The results were a bit... scary.
Author:  Larson [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:00 pm ]
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scary...rhymes with hairy.

so very hairy...
Author:  Didymus [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:12 pm ]
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Um, ... yeah.
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:52 pm ]
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My housemate and his girlfriend keep threatening to make me a match.com profile. I'm... hesitant. But if things don't work out with one of a couple possible ladytypes soon, there's a good chance I'll give it a shot. I agree with Dids tho. Long-distance isn't worth it.
Author:  Didymus [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:44 am ]
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My problem seems to be that it doesn't turn up any ladies that I'd actually want to go out with. Jibblie.
Author:  Casimir III the Great [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:49 am ]
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Larson wrote:
scary...rhymes with hairy.

so very hairy...


Image
Author:  Schmelen [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:15 am ]
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My dad meet wimmenz off the internet. His first internet girlfriend was a psycho... So let that be a lesson to you all.


Man, she was a freak...
Author:  Larson [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:37 am ]
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Schmelen wrote:
Man, she was a freak...


lemme guess...attempted murder, while all the time was married to the skydiving instructor?
Author:  Schmelen [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:20 am ]
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Well, she did play really loud music and give my aunt a headache... I mean, SHE WAS CRAZY!!!

And old and fat, too. And wrinkly, and a heavy smoker.
Author:  ramrod [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:42 pm ]
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Schmelen wrote:
My dad meet wimmenz off the internet. His first internet girlfriend was a psycho... So let that be a lesson to you all.


Man, she was a freak...
Hey! Sounds like my kinda lady!
Author:  MikeMcG [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:21 pm ]
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Schmelen wrote:
And old and fat, too. And wrinkly, and a heavy smoker.


You don't like those qualities in your woman?
Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:33 pm ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote:
My housemate and his girlfriend keep threatening to make me a match.com profile. I'm... hesitant. But if things don't work out with one of a couple possible ladytypes soon, there's a good chance I'll give it a shot. I agree with Dids tho. Long-distance isn't worth it.
Pounced.org. Try it.
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:07 pm ]
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I looked there once. There's like... one woman listed for my entire state.
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:15 pm ]
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^That's unfortunate.

Dag, yo. I could've sworn there was more than one girl at my highschool...

I guess we'll have to share, Inverse. I call Tuesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays ;)
Author:  HHFOV [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:23 pm ]
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Didymus wrote:
The kids used to say the same thing about my first girlfriend. Granted, she wasn't the hottest girl in school, but she was kinda cute, and we had a lot of common interests.
Speaking of this, I told some friends the other day who were telling my girlfriend was ugly that their girlfriends were ugly. The conversations usually went something like this:

He responded, saying, "Look who's talking--I don't even have a girlfriend.."

"Heh, yeah, you sure don't." I said the last two words just like that.

Oh ho ho.
Author:  Stinko girl 20x6 [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:20 pm ]
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I have a boyfriend. We have been together for just over 1 month. I merely neglected to tell you guys.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:57 pm ]
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You told me! *feels special*
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:09 pm ]
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Stinko girl 20x6 wrote:
I have a boyfriend. We have been together for just over 1 month. I merely neglected to tell you guys.
$5 says COLA will either claim that he is the boyfriend or threaten to kill him.
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:21 am ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Stinko girl 20x6 wrote:
I have a boyfriend. We have been together for just over 1 month. I merely neglected to tell you guys.
$5 says COLA will either claim that he is the boyfriend or threaten to kill him.
And five bucks says old meme is old meme so GTF[size=0]loltiny][/size]O.

Also, have you not listened to anything I've said these past few...years, BTG?
Author:  Acekirby [ Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:54 am ]
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So I got rejected by a girl when I asked her to go to the dance next week with me.

Eh, I wasn't planning on going anyway.
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:00 am ]
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Acekirby wrote:
So I got rejected by a girl when I asked her to go to the dance next week with me.

Eh, I wasn't planning on going anyway.
Ask a more nerdier chick and parade her off infront of everyone, and rent a Limo, and give her flowers and a corset.

That way, when the other chick sees what she missed out on, you turn out to look like the hot rich stud of the century.

Things will get wet.
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