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God, I just want a girlfriend so I can get my mind off of elle. Jesus, this is really starting to tick me off. It's messing up my life. I can't get my thoughts off of her.

Duecex2 wrote:

God, I just want a girlfriend so I can get my mind off of elle. Jesus, this is really starting to tick me off. It's messing up my life. I can't get my thoughts off of her.

I told you man, REBOUND! Find some skinny nerdy girl with low self esteem, make her feel like crap, and then ask her out.

Works 90% of the time, other than punching her in the gut.

Wow, Even*more*win^3. Sweet

My housemate and his girlfriend keep threatening to make me a match.com profile. I'm... hesitant. But if things don't work out with one of a couple possible ladytypes soon, there's a good chance I'll give it a shot. I agree with Dids tho. Long-distance isn't worth it.

I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited.

I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do.

I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited.

School dances always have the worst of musics.
It is reason number 2 of why school dances suck.

I tried asking one girl out a few weeks ago after giving her a turquoise/lapis lazuli necklace, but that didn't work out so well.

So yeah, still no girlfriend.

Well, you kinda started off wrong. If you want a girl, be her friend first let her get used to you then ask her out. Giving her a necklace right off the bat is kinda begging her to ask you out.

Ju Ju Master wrote:

I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited.

I wish someone would ask me out... :((

but whatever...

As a girl I love a guy who likes to talk to me and actually carry on a coversation and who would dance with me. So have a convo about something you both like and dance!!But if your not a great dance don't make a big deal out of saying "Oh I can't dance" or make a fool of yourself (like breakdance) just have fun and be yourself and make sure she is having a fun time too. Don't shift eyes around the room the whole time while ya'll are slow dancing, but don't stare at her the whole time. Look at her with affection and love.

Oh another thing, If she wants to hang out with her friends a while LET HER!!!Its one thing to be date but its another thing to be obnoxious(DON'T BE)!

Hope this was helpful

!!!

DS_Kid wrote:

I tried asking one girl out a few weeks ago after giving her a turquoise/lapis lazuli necklace, but that didn't work out so well.

So yeah, still no girlfriend.

Well, you kinda started off wrong. If you want a girl, be her friend first let her get used to you then ask her out. Giving her a necklace right off the bat is kinda begging her to ask you out.

Plus, they ended with "Stairway to Heaven", so that was good too. Overall, a good night

So, got back from the dance a bit ago. Went pretty well.

Started out slow, I was kinda nervous for a while. I started getting relaxed eventually, though - stopped caring so much about if I made a fool of myself and just got into it - and then I had a good time. They only played four slow songs, which was kinda disappointing. And for the first one, my date went to the bathroom right before it started and came out right after it ended, so naturally I was a little sad about that. But we danced together for the other three, so that was nice. Our friends jokingly making fun of us while we danced gave us something to talk/laugh about, so it wasn't awkward, which I'm thankful for.

Plus, they ended with "Stairway to Heaven", so that was good too. Overall, a good night

Okay, for those of y'all who I trust with my actual feelings, I'm pretty sure I'm going to talk to Sarah Monday. Those who care, wish me luck. I need it. : (

UCKY! Every dance I go to they just have freaking rap all night

Author:	HHFOV [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:13 pm ]
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I dunno dude, use AnoniDate or something..

Author:	The Noid [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:15 pm ]
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Duecex2 wrote: God, I just want a girlfriend so I can get my mind off of elle. Jesus, this is really starting to tick me off. It's messing up my life. I can't get my thoughts off of her. Best friend's sister.

Author:	Einoo T. Spork [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:55 am ]
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Duecex2 wrote: God, I just want a girlfriend so I can get my mind off of elle. Jesus, this is really starting to tick me off. It's messing up my life. I can't get my thoughts off of her. Try getting a hobby to take your thoughts elsewhere. Like stamp collecting. Well, maybe not stamp collecting, since you probably want to date other girls EVENTUALLY.

Author:	Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:01 am ]
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Duecex2 wrote: God, I just want a girlfriend so I can get my mind off of elle. Jesus, this is really starting to tick me off. It's messing up my life. I can't get my thoughts off of her. I told you man, REBOUND! Find some skinny nerdy girl with low self esteem, make her feel like crap, and then ask her out. Works 90% of the time, other than punching her in the gut.

Author:	ramrod [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:48 am ]
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote: Duecex2 wrote: God, I just want a girlfriend so I can get my mind off of elle. Jesus, this is really starting to tick me off. It's messing up my life. I can't get my thoughts off of her. I told you man, REBOUND! Find some skinny nerdy girl with low self esteem, make her feel like crap, and then ask her out. Works 90% of the time, other than punching her in the gut. Skinny nerdy girls = win. Nerdy girls = even more win. Girls in general = win.

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Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:52 am ]
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Wow, Evenmorewin^3. Sweet (But yeah, skinny nerdy girls = )

Author:	ramrod [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:53 am ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: Wow, Evenmorewin^3. Sweet I just know how the world works. I can't help it, it's a gift.

Author:	bwave [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:53 am ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote: My housemate and his girlfriend keep threatening to make me a match.com profile. I'm... hesitant. But if things don't work out with one of a couple possible ladytypes soon, there's a good chance I'll give it a shot. I agree with Dids tho. Long-distance isn't worth it. I just dont like the idea of those things. And too dangerous. Also, everyone I know who met on one of them wouldnt suggest that anyone else do the same, in retrospect.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:25 pm ]
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I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited.

Author:	PieMax [ Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:34 pm ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited. don't feel obligated to only dance with her. but you're only allowed to slip drugs into her drink. only one date rape per dance.

Author:	MooKoo [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:36 am ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited. Just be cool and be yourself. Crack some jokes while you're standing around with either her friends or your friends, or whatever group of people you might be sitting or standing with. Make sure they're good jokes. Just have a good time and show her that you're having fun. And whatever you do, don't forget to dance!

Author:	Mikes! [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:40 am ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. Accompany her to the dance. Dance. And if that ain't your scene, don't do the lame freshman year thing when you just wallflower it, and make fun of the kids who are having a good time. Jet it, and find something better to do.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:53 am ]
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Luckily we're both already friends, so I'm fairly comfortable hanging around her. Plus, we have a lot of the same friends, and there's no one in my grade that I haven't talked to at least once (it's a small school). So first impressions is one thing I don't have to worry about, thankfully. The main problem I'm having is the "social norms" and whatnot. For instance, until a few minutes ago, I was under the impression that asking someone to the dance implied that you like them. Apparently not. So there's definitely other things I'm not educated about that I probably should be. Darn rules...

Author:	Angelgrl1029 [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:02 am ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited. I wish someone would ask me out... but whatever... As a girl I love a guy who likes to talk to me and actually carry on a coversation and who would dance with me. So have a convo about something you both like and dance!!But if your not a great dance don't make a big deal out of saying "Oh I can't dance" or make a fool of yourself (like breakdance) just have fun and be yourself and make sure she is having a fun time too. Don't shift eyes around the room the whole time while ya'll are slow dancing, but don't stare at her the whole time. Look at her with affection and love. Oh another thing, If she wants to hang out with her friends a while LET HER!!!Its one thing to be date but its another thing to be obnoxious(DON'T BE)! Hope this was helpful !!!

Author:	Chekt [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:44 am ]
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Glad it worked out for you Juju.

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Author:	iKipapa [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:10 am ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited. Yay for you, Ju Ju. I've only been to a couple dances, because I usually don't have any luck with the ladies. Just be cool, and pray the music doesn't suck.

Author:	AbuGrape45 [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:11 am ]
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It probably will. Put hope that it doesn't.

Author:	Chekt [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:12 am ]
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School dances always have the worst of musics. It is reason number 2 of why school dances suck.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:15 am ]
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Yeah, I've gone to a few of these dances before, and yeah, the music sucks. Every once in a while they'll play a couple good songs (Once they ended with Stairway to Heaven) but usually the music is pretty bad. Thanks for the help, guys.

Author:	Angelgrl1029 [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:21 am ]
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Chekt wrote: School dances always have the worst of musics. It is reason number 2 of why school dances suck. We have okay music at our school. Our school dances play nothing but beach or rap music(that's right NO rock T-T!!!)and they play it over and over until you get sick of it but actually its just the first hour. Yeah so ours kinda suck. Your welcome Ju Ju

Author:	DS_Kid [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:21 am ]
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I tried asking one girl out a few weeks ago after giving her a turquoise/lapis lazuli pendant necklace, but that didn't work out so well. So yeah, still no girlfriend. EDIT: Yeah, music for school dances generally sucks, or is really repetitive. For instance, at the Homecoming dance this year, they played Crank That (Soulja Boy) four times. The other music was rap or Spanish music, both of which don't appeal to me too much. The DJ was also a jerk. Even though I was the first one to suggest a song to him for the night (One More Time by Daft Punk), and even though he said he'd play it, he didn't. Same goes for my suggestion for Captain Jack. >: (

Author:	Angelgrl1029 [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:23 am ]
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DS_Kid wrote: I tried asking one girl out a few weeks ago after giving her a turquoise/lapis lazuli necklace, but that didn't work out so well. So yeah, still no girlfriend. Well, you kinda started off wrong. If you want a girl, be her friend first let her get used to you then ask her out. Giving her a necklace right off the bat is kinda begging her to ask you out.

Author:	DS_Kid [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:26 am ]
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Angelgrl1029 wrote: Well, you kinda started off wrong. If you want a girl, be her friend first let her get used to you then ask her out. Giving her a necklace right off the bat is kinda begging her to ask you out. I've been one of her best friends for a year and a half.

Author:	MooKoo [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:37 am ]
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Angelgrl1029 wrote: Ju Ju Master wrote: I asked a girl to the dance today, and she said yes. I've never gone to a dance with anyone before, so I'm not exactly sure what to... do. So I'm nervous, but I'm pretty excited. I wish someone would ask me out... but whatever... As a girl I love a guy who likes to talk to me and actually carry on a coversation and who would dance with me. So have a convo about something you both like and dance!!But if your not a great dance don't make a big deal out of saying "Oh I can't dance" or make a fool of yourself (like breakdance) just have fun and be yourself and make sure she is having a fun time too. Don't shift eyes around the room the whole time while ya'll are slow dancing, but don't stare at her the whole time. Look at her with affection and love. Oh another thing, If she wants to hang out with her friends a while LET HER!!!Its one thing to be date but its another thing to be obnoxious(DON'T BE)! Hope this was helpful !!! See, whatever you do, don't forget to dance!! This here is some great advice. I would know. I go to Youth Dances like every two months or so. Angelgrl1029 wrote: DS_Kid wrote: I tried asking one girl out a few weeks ago after giving her a turquoise/lapis lazuli necklace, but that didn't work out so well. So yeah, still no girlfriend. Well, you kinda started off wrong. If you want a girl, be her friend first let her get used to you then ask her out. Giving her a necklace right off the bat is kinda begging her to ask you out. Have you seen the movie 'Just Friends'?

Author:	Rusty [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:20 am ]
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Okay, for those of y'all who I trust with my actual feelings, I'm pretty sure I'm going to talk to Sarah Monday. Those who care, wish me luck. I need it. : (

Author:	AbuGrape45 [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:23 am ]
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Good luck, dude. Good luck.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:42 am ]
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So, got back from the dance a bit ago. Went pretty well. Started out slow, I was kinda nervous for a while. I started getting relaxed eventually, though - stopped caring so much about if I made a fool of myself and just got into it - and then I had a good time. They only played four slow songs, which was kinda disappointing. And for the first one, my date went to the bathroom right before it started and came out right after it ended, so naturally I was a little sad about that. But we danced together for the other three, so that was nice. Our friends jokingly making fun of us while we danced gave us something to talk/laugh about, so it wasn't awkward, which I'm thankful for. Plus, they ended with "Stairway to Heaven", so that was good too. Overall, a good night

Author:	AbuGrape45 [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:46 am ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: Plus, they ended with "Stairway to Heaven", so that was good too. Overall, a good night LUCKY! Every dance I go to they just have freaking rap all night because everyone thinks they're a "gangsta". Freakin' d-bags. Glad to hear (or read) that you had a good time, also.

Author:	MooKoo [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:48 am ]
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Ju Ju Master wrote: So, got back from the dance a bit ago. Went pretty well. Started out slow, I was kinda nervous for a while. I started getting relaxed eventually, though - stopped caring so much about if I made a fool of myself and just got into it - and then I had a good time. They only played four slow songs, which was kinda disappointing. And for the first one, my date went to the bathroom right before it started and came out right after it ended, so naturally I was a little sad about that. But we danced together for the other three, so that was nice. Our friends jokingly making fun of us while we danced gave us something to talk/laugh about, so it wasn't awkward, which I'm thankful for. Plus, they ended with "Stairway to Heaven", so that was good too. Overall, a good night Way to go Ju Ju!! High-Five You truly are the masta'! Good luck Rusty.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:53 am ]
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Rusty wrote: Okay, for those of y'all who I trust with my actual feelings, I'm pretty sure I'm going to talk to Sarah Monday. Those who care, wish me luck. I need it. : ( Not sure exactly what you're talking about, but whatever it is, good luck man. Quote: UCKY! Every dance I go to they just have freaking rap all night There was a lot of rap and stuff, but they were nice enough to end with that. And thanks again for your help, guys.