Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?

iand93 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:49 pm

Magna Carta wrote:

My parents are forcing me to relinquish my declaration of away-ment from relationships.

VIOLATION.OF.MY.RIGHTS!!!.

...Your parents are making you get a girlfriend?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:33 pm

Magna Carta wrote:

iand93 wrote:

Magna Carta wrote:

My parents are forcing me to relinquish my declaration of away-ment from relationships.

VIOLATION.OF.MY.RIGHTS!!!.

...Your parents are making you get a girlfriend?

Well, they want me to. Despite their stalwart liberal libertarian stance, they can sometime resort to "rustic" measures - and while they're not going to arrange me a relationship, they want me to get one.

I may stand in defiance.

Humor them. Ask out some chick, and when she says no, you tell your parents that you tried.

damik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:24 pm **Posts:** 580

For the love of God, get some hormones!

iand93 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:54 pm

rBST?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:52 am

Magna Carta wrote:

My parents are forcing me to relinquish my declaration of away-ment from relationships.

VIOLATION.OF.MY.RIGHTS!!!.

They're threatening to ground me if I don't. I tried COLA's suggestion, but to no avail.

Then pay some chick to go out with you for a week just to humor your parents.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:09 am

Magna Carta wrote:

I do not have the indecency to hire a consort.

Then tell your parents to lay off your love life.

Or better yet, tell them that you are insecure because you don't know how to please a woman.

They'll lay off you faster than Raid on a Roach.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:19 am

Tell them that you can't go out with a chick unless she's a Baroque composer who speaks Latin and has memorized every logical fallacy.

When they question you just be like "sorry it's just sort of a policy I have :]"

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:01 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Tell them that you can't go out with a chick unless she's a Baroque composer who speaks Latin and has memorized every logical fallacy.

When they question you just be like "sorry it's just sort of a policy I have :]"

So...You wanna go out with Magna?

Angelgrl1029 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:57 pm

My friend is going to ask my guyfriend/crush if he would go out with me or not if I ever asked him. I did the same for her and she has been in that relationship for over a month "A new record!" she says.

But seriosly you guys I'm scared about how he would react. He is like my older brother and I hope he doesn't go all "I guess I can't be around you 'cuz you like me>->" and all. I doubt he will but can anyone help me out please?

Its kinda funny that I have been giving advice and now I'm askin for ya'll's.

Chekt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:27 pm

FYI, I am totally asking that guy out tomrrow.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:22 pm

Magna Carta wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Magna Carta wrote:

I do not have the indecency to hire a consort.

Then tell your parents to lay off your love life.

They decline.

Then tell them that you can't because you are insecure because you don't know how to please a woman. They'll either lay off, not wanting to get into that sort of discussion with you. Or, they'll give you a big Box-o-Porn and tell you to study up.

Either way, you win.

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Angelgrl1029 wrote:

But seriosly you guys I'm scared about how he would react. He is like my older brother and I hope he doesn't go all "I guess I can't be around you 'cuz you like me>->" and all. I doubt he will but can anyone help me out please?

Yeah, this is a tricky problem. But you just gotta think, is he the type of guy that would act like that? Chances are, if you're good friends, the answer is no (and since you like him, he's probably a pretty nice guy who wouldn't do something like that). You can't be 100% sure, but you might just have to take that risk.

Chekt · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:16 pm

Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school.

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:25 pm

Chekt wrote:

Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school.

That's...fantastic...chekt...

Steve · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:50 pm

I haven't posted in this 4 a while. I had a girlfriend, lost her in a month, and got a new one since then. My current girlfriend is also a christian.

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:06 pm

Don't post in colors please.

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:47 pm

Chekt wrote:

Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school.

Finally.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:49 pm

Chekt wrote:

Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school.

Congradu--

...eww.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:49 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Chekt wrote:

Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school.

Congradu--

...eww.

My thoughts exactly.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:54 pm

Magna Carta wrote:

...and thus is presented the enigmatic thought process of ramrod.

I'm just kidding... don't kill me please...

Too late, you're already dead.

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:55 pm

Magna Carta wrote:

...and thus is presented the enigmatic thought process of ramrod.

I'm just kidding... don't kill me please...

I looked up the definition of enigmatic and understood it, but I still don't get this post.

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:12 pm

Maybe it's because I don't know about 99.92% of the forum members.

Chekt · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:31 am

ramrod wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Chekt wrote:

Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school.

Congradu--

...eww.

My thoughts exactly.

You guys will be next.

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:50 am

Magna Carta wrote:

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Tell them that you can't go out with a chick unless she's a Baroque composer who speaks Latin and has memorized every logical fallacy.

Guess what? They exist at the school I attend. And they are quite attractive as well.

Then date the crap outta them.

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:01 am

But Magna don't roll that way.

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:25 am

Magna's all into the not men or ladies and the not men or ladies are all into Magna.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:36 am

lol mikes post count says l33t when spelled backwards.

Also, I was D-nied. This girl says "I'm a nerd because I play golf and like Homestar Runner," so she arrogantly declined me.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:43 am

AbuGrape45 wrote:

lol mikes post count says l33t when spelled backwards.

Also, I was D-nied. This girl says "I'm a nerd because I play golf and like Homestar Runner," so she arrogantly declined me.

Now, when you say "Play Golf and like Homestar Runner," you mean "Sit at home and cry," yes?

Rusty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:44 am

Yeah, you actually got what you deserved, abu.

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

Chekt wrote:

Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school.

Yay. 8D

Still no.
For now.

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