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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:49 pm 
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My parents are forcing me to relinquish my declaration of away-ment from relationships.

VIOLATION.OF.MY.RIGHTS!!!.
...Your parents are making you get a girlfriend?

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My parents are forcing me to relinquish my declaration of away-ment from relationships.

VIOLATION.OF.MY.RIGHTS!!!.
...Your parents are making you get a girlfriend?

Well, they want me to. Despite their stalwart liberal libertarian stance, they can sometime resort to "rustic" measures - and while they're not going to arrange me a relationship, they want me to get one.

I may stand in defiance.

Humor them. Ask out some chick, and when she says no, you tell your parents that you tried.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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For the love of God, get some hormones!


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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:54 pm 
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rBST?

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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My parents are forcing me to relinquish my declaration of away-ment from relationships.

VIOLATION.OF.MY.RIGHTS!!!.
They're threatening to ground me if I don't. I tried COLA's suggestion, but to no avail.
Then pay some chick to go out with you for a week just to humor your parents.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:09 am 
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I do not have the indecency to hire a consort.

Then tell your parents to lay off your love life.

Or better yet, tell them that you are insecure because you don't know how to please a woman.

They'll lay off you faster than Raid on a Roach.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Tell them that you can't go out with a chick unless she's a Baroque composer who speaks Latin and has memorized every logical fallacy.

When they question you just be like "sorry it's just sort of a policy I have :]"

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Tell them that you can't go out with a chick unless she's a Baroque composer who speaks Latin and has memorized every logical fallacy.

When they question you just be like "sorry it's just sort of a policy I have :]"
So...You wanna go out with Magna?

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Location: ...WHY R U ASKING ME!?!?!?
My friend is going to ask my guyfriend/crush if he would go out with me or not if I ever asked him. I did the same for her and she has been in that relationship for over a month "A new record!" she says.

But seriosly you guys I'm scared about how he would react. He is like my older brother and I hope he doesn't go all "I guess I can't be around you 'cuz you like me>->" and all. I doubt he will but can anyone help me out please?

Its kinda funny that I have been giving advice and now I'm askin for ya'll's. :p

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FYI, I am totally asking that guy out tomrrow.


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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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I do not have the indecency to hire a consort.

Then tell your parents to lay off your love life.
They decline.
Then tell them that you can't because you are insecure because you don't know how to please a woman. They'll either lay off, not wanting to get into that sort of discussion with you. Or, they'll give you a big Box-o-Porn and tell you to study up.

Either way, you win.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Angelgrl1029 wrote:
But seriosly you guys I'm scared about how he would react. He is like my older brother and I hope he doesn't go all "I guess I can't be around you 'cuz you like me>->" and all. I doubt he will but can anyone help me out please?

Yeah, this is a tricky problem. But you just gotta think, is he the type of guy that would act like that? Chances are, if you're good friends, the answer is no (and since you like him, he's probably a pretty nice guy who wouldn't do something like that). You can't be 100% sure, but you might just have to take that risk.


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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Chekt wrote:
Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school. :)
That's...fantastic...chekt...

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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I haven't posted in this 4 a while. I had a girlfriend, lost her in a month, and got a new one since then. My current girlfriend is also a christian.

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Don't post in colors please.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school. :)

Congradu--

...eww.

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Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school. :)

Congradu--

...eww.

My thoughts exactly.

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...and thus is presented the enigmatic thought process of ramrod.

I'm just kidding... don't kill me please...

Too late, you're already dead.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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...and thus is presented the enigmatic thought process of ramrod.

I'm just kidding... don't kill me please...
I looked up the definition of enigmatic and understood it, but I still don't get this post.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Maybe it's because I don't know about 99.92% of the forum members.

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school. :)

Congradu--

...eww.

My thoughts exactly.

You guys will be next.


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Tell them that you can't go out with a chick unless she's a Baroque composer who speaks Latin and has memorized every logical fallacy.
Guess what? They exist at the school I attend. And they are quite attractive as well.

Then date the crap outta them.

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But Magna don't roll that way.

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Magna's all into the not men or ladies and the not men or ladies are all into Magna.


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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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lol mikes post count says l33t when spelled backwards.

Also, I was D-nied. This girl says "I'm a nerd because I play golf and like Homestar Runner," so she arrogantly declined me.

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lol mikes post count says l33t when spelled backwards.

Also, I was D-nied. This girl says "I'm a nerd because I play golf and like Homestar Runner," so she arrogantly declined me.

Now, when you say "Play Golf and like Homestar Runner," you mean "Sit at home and cry," yes?

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 Post subject: Re: Got a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
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Boyfriend get!

I'm sure glad I stayed after school. :)

Yay. 8D


Still no.
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