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AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:27 am

Rusty wrote:

Yeah, you actually got what you deserved, abu.

At least I asked out my old girlfriend myself, Rusty.

Quote:

Now, when you say "Play Golf and like Homestar Runner," you mean "Sit at home and cry," yes?

I'm afraid I don't understand.

Rusty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:32 am

Hey, Magna just joined another forum I frequent, and something one of the guys said (he started one of his hissy fits about relationships IN HIS FIRST TEN POSTS) struck me as COMPLETELY TRUE AND AWESOME.

Brandaravon wrote:

Instead, I'll just say that this is now a Touhou thread.

Oh, wait, not that, hold on.

Robin_the_Hood wrote:

You would do well in a debate class because you're very intelligent and you're able to weave cryptic-sounding sentences, but unfortunately you are not in a debate class and as much as you love to point out the technical fallacies of other posters with your latin vocabulary you keep on skirting the points made against you. You can throw AD HOMINEM STRAWMAN ARGUMENT RARARAR at me all day but I'm still going to tell you that you'll look back on your High School career in five years and kick yourself for never even giving dating a shot.

Then again I don't really care what you do. As long as you stop writing your posts like a pretentious [MY WORD, SUCH LANGUAGE] it's all good with me.

Seriously stop posting like you're trying to score points in a Jr. High debate.

I just had to share it because it's so TRUE.

AbuGrape45 wrote:

Rusty wrote:

Yeah, you actually got what you deserved, abu.

At least I asked out my old girlfriend myself, Rusty.

You know what? MY GIRLFRIEND IS GREAT.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:36 am

Where was there a criticism of your girlfriend in that post?

Rusty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:39 am

Well, you think your old girlfriend is a vicious skank, and I think mine is great. So...yeah.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:40 am

Ah, I see.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:03 am

OBJECTION! relevance?

Rusty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:07 am

Magna Carta wrote:

Of course, Rusty presents the data in a twisted fashion. He doesn't even post my response to Robin_the_Hood (in bold):

Are you stupid? I didn't post your BS because I didn't agree with it, thought it was stupid, and I only agreed with Robin's stuff.

Look, I don't HAVE to be completely even when it comes to small, stupid stuff. Okay? I don't care about FALLACIES when I'm being casual. Jesus.

Inverse Tiger · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:21 am

AbuGrape45 wrote:

OBJECTION! relevance?

Officially this time.
gb2w

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:24 am

I uh...I-don't know what gb2w means

Inverse Tiger · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:28 am

Get Back to Work -- it's like toastpaint: a signal to return to topic. GB2W is just as played out as toastpaint, but still not as lame.

There needs to be a HRWFW article on that if there isn't already. I'm going to bed tho. ANYWAY, no more arguing about some other forum whatever. Significant others plz.

I'd steer this mess back on topic but... er... still no for me.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:29 am

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:18 pm

The acronym "gb2w" is not allowed unless you are a trusted representative of Serious Inc, and there aren't many around here anymore.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:50 pm

So, I'm thinking of taking that special someone to a Marathon. Good idea? She enjoys running, she can run a 24 minute 5k. I'm a tad slower, I can do a 28 - 29. Anyways, think this is a good idea? We'd probably hit up a movie afterwards.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:05 am

That's a great idea! In fact, I once thought of taking my old girlfriend to run a 12K with me, so I would recommend that you go for it!

Rusty · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:44 am

Okay, just because Abu said to do it, DON'T DO IT.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:48 am

WRONG! I didn't say to do it, I said it was a good idea and it's something I recommend doing.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:42 am

Rusty wrote:

Okay, just because Abu said to do it, DON'T DO IT.

Internet Tough Guy is Toouuuuughhhh on the Inteeernet.

Anyway.

So my girlfriend and I are going to go to the dance later in the month, the theme of which is celebrity lookalikes.

WHO SHOULD I BE

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:43 am

Will Smith. He's sexy.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:10 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Rusty wrote:

Okay, just because Abu said to do it, DON'T DO IT.

Internet Tough Guy is Toouuuuughhhh on the Inteeernet.

Anyway.

So my girlfriend and I are going to go to the dance later in the month, the theme of which is celebrity lookalikes.

WHO SHOULD I BE

Tom Cruise, then you could where some Whitey-Tighties, a White T-shirt, some sunglasses, and a fancy schmancy hat. Oh yes, don't forget, the shineh' shoes.

@Rusty, shut it mate. That was uncalled for.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:13 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Rusty wrote:

Okay, just because Abu said to do it, DON'T DO IT.

Internet Tough Guy is Toouuuuughhhh on the Inteeernet.

You're an idiot. Thats not an example of an Internet Tough Guy. This is:

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

UHH UHH, H4RD C0R3 B1zz1zizl3, i f0o0l746 u u^ n^^664

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:14 am

Wow. The damage with you and Rusty is...?

Rusty · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:23 am

Rusty wrote:

Okay, just because Abu said to do it, DON'T DO IT.

This, my friends, is an example of a joke.

It's called laughing at yourselves. Learn how to do it.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:24 am

But you dislike me, see, so I could easily mistake that for a candid statement.

Rusty · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:27 am

Who said I dislike you?

Look, I can easily laugh at myself, unlike you people, mm? So excuse me if I'm not rated G, NO OFFENSE all the time.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:29 am

You did.

And we all can laugh at ourselves, but when we catch a lot of crap we become a bit paranoid and wonder if it's a joke or not.

Rusty · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:29 am

Well don't be paranoid.

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

Abu wrote:

Will Smith. He's sexy.

I think this is the first thing I have ever agreed with Abu on.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:30 am

Rusty wrote:

Well don't be paranoid.

Ok. Fine.

Carry on with talk of significant others or lack of, all.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:41 am

Inverse Tiger wrote:

Get Back to Work -- it's like toastpaint: a signal to return to topic. GB2W is just as played out as toastpaint, but still not as lame.

There needs to be a HRWFW article on that if there isn't already.

*mumble grumble* ...Disktionary entry... *grumble mumble*

Disk Daily Update - Still single.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:05 pm

Rusty wrote:

Okay, just because Abu said to do it, DON'T DO IT.

This, my friends, is an example of a joke.

It's called laughing at yourselves. Learn how to do it.

Hint: If its a joke, don't use Caps Lock and end with a period. I see where you're coming from, but you two do have a little feud it seems, and using Caps Lock didn't really help the joke there.

I agree Magna, Osama would be pretty hilarious. Then again, why not go with Stalin, or Hitler?

Oh wait, celebrity look-a-likes. Doh'!

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