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Many pains felt, many pains given. What's you're symptoms of evil right now?

Current:

3 days into a sprained ankle.
Got a nerve pinched in my wrist.

Not happy.

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We all love a good ingury every now and then.

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Some broken skin and a little blood on my left hand from a little bike accident yesterday.

Pics if anyone really wants to see; nothing special, really.

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Pst...it's "injuries."

A few scabs still left from where I scratched at mosquito bites too vigorously.

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

I've got eczema on my eyelids, but it's been clearning up since I started taking extra zinc. Who gets eczema on their eyelids? When I was little I only ever got it on the back of my knees and the crook of my arms.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

There's a plantar wart on my big toe. Looks like it'll fall off soon, though. Getting brown from the burning acid.

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I got an ulcer in my mouth. Painful. That and I accidentally hit my toenail with my foot, causing it to bend back painfully. I chopped it off, so it's fine now. No blood.

And Ian, pics or it didn't happen.

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You learn fast in the ways of [s]evil[/s] our people.

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I hate those. Lately I've been getting them were my lips join my gums, too. Makes it hard to speak.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

And it makes it hard to eat also.

And Ian, I can still see the scar from where I had a biking accident, scraped my arm, and then peeled the scab off.

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That's a given. Why do I always have things with tomato sauce or vegemite while I have an ulcer?

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Someone fix this title. It makes me sad.

In other news, Zeno has never sustained a major injury. This is either because he is nigh-invincible due to his demigod status, or because he mostly just stays on the computer and doesn't have much opportunity to get hurt.

As you wish.


It looks much better than it did two days ago; there were some discolored-gray, crumbly bits of skin around the edges.

Hmm, lesse:

1. My pyscho cat attacked my arms. Many times. I look like some kinda emo now because of all the little cuts on my arms. :/

2. Hurt my back doing something really stupid on my trampoline.

3. I have a really deep scar on my left calf, and I can't even remember why. I think it''s been there for at least 4 years.

Mang, I get injured a lot.

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Awesome Ian. That looks like a bit more than a little dead skin and blood. Still awesome though.

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my only inguries are currently a paper cut and a few of the temporary scars from when my dog/cat scratched me.

my cat almost slit my wrist once while I was trying to get her out of my room. oh, those crazy animals, always being mischievous and getting in trouble with the man.

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I have a pair of twin injuries on my shins, right above my inner ankles.

On the left, these really weird thing that LOOKS like a healing scratch but it's grey instead of pink. It's been there for months and I've been waiting for it to go away; it hurts when I press on it, and I think I'm gonna need to get it checked out.

On the right, a really big pink burn from accidentally touching my shin to the exhaust pipe on my dad's motorcycle. I got that in... I think July. I've been putting Mederma on it, but it's probably going to scar, so when I'm 18 I'm probably going to get a tattoo over it.

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Today I was playing baseball with my friends (using a soccer ball), and one of my friends hit the ball over the fence into someone's large backyard. I climbed over the fence, and then started running toward the ball, and I ran over this warped piece of wood covered in shingles that is on top of this shaft that leads to their furnace thingy or something. Anyway, on my second step, my foot went right through the wood in a very comical fashion.

So right now my left leg is scratched and a little bloody.

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Stop pressing on it, then. [/smart alec]

My injury (very embarrassing): I have a neat burn (it stings like you wouldn't believe) on my hand. I say it's neat because it's in the shape of the burner on the stove. I say embarrassing because I got it by putting my hand on said burner. Why? I don't know. I was cooking and had just removed a skillet from the burner. For some reason, I decided to rest my hand on that burner. Thankfully, it wasn't turned up too high, but it still stings really bad.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

My ankle is almost healed, but my wrist feels like death.

(PS3 Post.)

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My PS3 can beat up your PS3.

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Oops, you've cursed the thread. Lock plz.

That wont stop me if I use the TRI TRANGLE OF VIDEO GAMES! *Wii, 360, and PS3 morph into a large, white blue and green, super machine.*

Anyway, it's hard typing with a a wrap around ice pack.

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I have those too. AND AN ATARI 2600 WEAPONS UPGRADE!


*HIYAH*!!!!

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The six-axis is no good, sir! We're going down! BBBBBRRRRSSSHHHHRRUUUU - BOOSH.


*White flag.*

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I win!

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No, foolish young. Sparta wins. Sparta wins always, and forever.

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Unfortunately for you, you aren't Sparta.


I would list my injuries, but that would likely [s]provoke an attack of opportunity[/s] result in someone pointing out my human-like post.

I just chugged a full small bottle of Tabasco for a dollar.

So right now, my mouth is burning like fire.

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I stub my toe just about five times a week, does that count?

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