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All of my IRL friends are terrible, terrible people.


AAAAND WHAT ABOUT YOURS?

I have 2 types of friends.
1) The type of people that go downtown to tattoo parlors at 11:00 PM to pierce themselves like we did this Saturday.
2)Nice ones that you can talk to.

My friends are the kind of people who like to climb up schools, hang out at construction sites after dark, bike down to the middle of nowhere just for because we have bikes, still play tag (manhunt is pretty much tag) and like to get together to get drunk and watch podcasts. My friends are great. =P

I have two types of friends, really. There are my four best friends, who I could probably talk to about anything and who I'll go out of my way to see.

Then there's my friends from school who I'm not 100% comfortable around and make no effort to contact over the summer.

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I hate 90% of my friends. Nuff said.

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Wait, I have friends?

Well, most of my friends tend to congregate in fairly large groups and talk endlessly about stuff I can't relate to. The other two hang around with Rachael, who used to be my best friend but has now taken to insulting me every chance she gets. I generally spend lunch break wandering around the school grounds with no one to talk to because I've got nothing better to do.

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We're all jerks to eachother and make fun of any possible flaw. For example, because I was being totally anorexic for a while, everyone calls me a fat a*s.

Hilarious!

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I've hit the age where most of my friends are settling down... not to marriage but to yuppiedom I need some friends who can match my energy. I got one friend who can still be hyper, but he lives on the opposite side of the country right now...

These guys are still cool, tho. If it werent' for them, everything would suck so much more.

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

Seriously, how old are you?

I have two kinds of friends.

1. Chick friends
2. The Team(my friends from 8th grade)

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1. Best friends that aggravate me (some of 'em) but are still mah best friends
2. Friends I'm okay with that I don't see so much
3. Annoying people I pretend to like
4. Six Squadrom - sixth grades
5. Eight (word that starts with e) - Eight graders

We just talk and do random crap. Like stack up random boxes we find in lunch and then sneak them out. Or we go around causing each other pain randomly. Last year's big thing was twisters (and I currently have the bruisers to prove it) and this year's turning into pinching.

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That actually sound like most of my friends.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL THE FRIENDS I NEED *Group Hug*

Noslrsly, my bffs are liek omg, theyr so lol.

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Same here, except we ply grounders and Hide and seek.

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When you stop playing some kind of tagging and/or hiding and seeking game, that's when you know to start planning for retirement.

I was in a game of jailbreak last weekend, so no worries

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

Also, we drive, not ride bikes.

I just thought I should point that out.
<.<

My cousin, who actually has an almost never used account on here called Strongio Bros. 3, is probably the guy I talk to most. He actually introduced me to H*R and this Wiki, where I found this forum. Now I'm here.
Then there are my good friends, nice guys.
And the people I pal around at school because nobody else is there, still nice people, just not my best of friends.

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Close friends:
- Miguel
- Abby
- Sam(antha)
- Kyle
- Rusty, Ben, Shay (the crew [8th grade])
- Megan
- Jose, who got suspended today for... threatening a teacher...
Probably a couple other guys. But I can't remember any of them right now.

Tell Jose I said good luck. I'm rooting for him!

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1.Win- He's cool. Pretty laid back, and into Xbox, Naruto, and Ultimate frisbee. Had a girlfriend but broke up with her recently.

2. Holden- Also cool. Unfortunately he moved away to a prestigious boarding school in some far-away state. He still comes back for breaks, though. Really smart.

3. Bilo- Also moved away. huge Halo fan. Total spaz. We were the unbeatable force of hyperness. Got beat when he moved.

4. Daniel- Political and smart. Into monty python, but hates anime and the Wii.

5. Austin- New friend from this year. Pretty hyper, on the football team.

6. Christian- Win's ex. Hilarious, and we still hang out with her.

Also, there's Mini Moose and WAF (Hampton and Jesse).


I have more but I'm bored and tired of typing a lot.

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Clicky:

My best friend is Timmy. So what if he's a rat? Pets count, right? Rats rule!

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I like cows. Everything about them is funny. What would possibly cause an animal to have polka-dots?
-me

Mitch - His brother's Daniel. His dad's Daniel. His middle name's Daniel. His cat's middle name is Daniel. He likes cheese, eggs and ham. He's also a pretty random guy known for doing random things, like getting stuck between the bathroom door and counter. He loves video games, and I think he has a natural talent. I'm telling you, he could own a schoolgirl at DDR after only a few rounds just because it's a video game. And he's fat and out of shape. That's all he pretty much does. Probably the one that's most like me in the group. He weighs infinite(no fooling), so he's the only one out of us bigger than me.

Gerry - His brother's Donald. His dad's donald. His middle name's Donald. His dog's middle name is Donald. He's not as random. Basically, me and him laugh at Mitch whenever he does something random. He loves video games too, but isn't as good at them.

Ian - Moron. Funky keyboard player. Has a tendency to do/say stupid things, like make pudding explode all over the wall at school. Me, him, Justin and Moe(see below) were the Original 4 in Grade 9. Has a girlfriend, Renée.

Justin - The group's resident redneck(or the one that's most redneck-y) He's also an idiot that is, actually quite intelligent. Big Star Wars, Star Trek fan. Also a Nascar fan. Also a wrestling fan. I think I share more interests in common with him than anyone else. He's the guy that always does stupid thing and stunts and hurts himself somehow. Real funny stuff. Especially when he's mad. has a girlfriend, Steph.

Moe - If you can imagine a macho guy that plays violin in a youth orchestra and hates heavy music and rap, you got this guy. Awesome hockey goalie.

Kuhn - His last name. A real card shark. Loves playing cards and Yu-Gi-Oh.

All my friends like video games, Moe likes them maybe a bit less. Everyone except for me and Moe play Yu-Gi-Oh still(which replaces Euchre as the Way We Choose To Waste Our Time at Lunch).

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To get to the Paradise City, you need to go down the Highway to Hell then climb the Stairway to Heaven and go Knockin' On Heaven's Door. The angels will Come Together and tell you to Walk This Way. Ramble On until you find the Dude(Looks Like A Lady).

I live in seclusion to the torment of the outside world.

"Friends" are for the weak.

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That his way of saying "I suck at life."

I've got a few friends on the outside. They're a good group. We're kind of like the US Government: A system of checks and balances.

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Whoa, did you see that sarcasm passing over our heads obliviously in the sky?

...Nah.

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My friends are the weird kids. I think. Mostly the people in our group at school are boys. I'm not really really close with anyone.

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

Wait, people have friends outside of the internet?!?!?!

Seriously though, I have an awesome REAL friend named Mike who likes all the stuff I do, and isn't imaginary in any way shape or form.

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here