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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:43 am

MooKoo wrote:

Read this while your at it, it'll change your life as well.

Read this, too. It has nothing to do with religion. In fact, it pretty much tells you how to live your life the exact way you are living it now.

In fact, screw it, you already live it.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:45 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

MooKoo wrote:

Read this while your at it, it'll change your life as well.

Read this, too. It has nothing to do with religion. In fact, it pretty much tells you how to live your life the exact way you are living it now.

In fact, screw it, you already live it.

Does I detect bigotry?

gunluva · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm **Posts:** 815

MooKoo wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

MooKoo wrote:

<Book of Mormon>

Read this while your at it, it'll change your life as well.

<Satanic Bible>

Read this, too. It has nothing to do with religion. In fact, it pretty much tells you how to live your life the exact way you are living it now.

In fact, screw it, you already live it.

Does I detect bigotry?

Do I detect needlessly bad grammar? COLA, no thanks. MooKoo, don't try to push your religion here, or you'll get responses like COLA's.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:52 am

gunluva wrote:

MooKoo wrote:

Does I detect bigotry?

Do I detect needlessly bad grammar? COLA, no thanks. MooKoo, don't try to push your religion here, or you'll get responses like COLA's.

I'm not trying to push it, I figured it would just be brushed to the side, but I forgot COLA had his computer fixed.

Also, that bad grammar is a little think I like to call Web 2.0

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:52 am

MooKoo wrote:

Does I detect bigotry?

Bigotry would be saying "No, screw Mormonism and their ten wives, Join Satanism!" If you got that from that, then re-read until it makes sense.

Also,

Day 1
HIVE MIND, I AM ONLY 8, BUT MY DEVELOPMENT HAS NOT BEEN IMPEDED SEVERELY, RESULTING IN FULLY-FUNCTIONAL ORGANS AND LIMBS. ALTHOUGH AT THE MOMENT I CANNOT MOVE THEM, SOON I WILL BE READY TO CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THE QUEEN.

Day 2
HIVE MIND, YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW MY CLAWS ARE BEGINNING TO FORM. ONE DAY I HOPE TO STRIKE DOWN THE TERRAN MENACE WITH THEM.

Day 3
TODAY I HAVE RECOGNIZED MY GENDER AND TASK, HIVE MIND. IT APPEARS I AM AN ATTACK DRONE. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THAT I AM UNABLE TO ASSIST THE QUEEN IN BEARING MORE SPAWN AS A WORKER, BUT NONETHELESS I WILL DO MY DUTY WITHOUT A MOMENTS HESITATION.

Day 4
I AM GLAD TO INFORM THE HIVE THAT MY SCALES AND TEETH ARE BEGINNING TO HARDEN, AS ARE MY CLAWS. I AM BEGINNING TO SECRET MUCUS FOR MY EVENTUAL HATCHING.

Day 5
HIVE MIND, TODAY A WORKER INSPECTED MY EGG AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT OVERHEAR I AM UNFIT FOR COMBAT. WHY IS THIS, MY QUEEN? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THE INABILITY TO SERVE YOU AND THE GLORIOUS HIVE? FORGIVE ME; YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, I MEAN NOT TO TALK BACK AGAINST YOU. IT IS MY FAULT ALONE FOR MY UNSUCCESFUL BIRTHING. PERHAPS ONE DAY I CAN EMERGE FROM MY COCOON.

Day 6
SOMETHING IS INTRUDING THE HIVE. I CAN FEEL IT. MY QUEEN, A THOUSAND PARDONS FOR FAILING YOU. MY ONLY WISH WAS TO DIE IN COMBAT. HOWEVER I SEEM FIT ONLY TO SEEK DEMISE FROM A HUMAN. IT HURTS.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:54 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Day 5
HIVE MIND, TODAY A WORKER INSPECTED MY EGG AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT OVERHEAR I AM UNFIT FOR COMBAT. WHY IS THIS, MY QUEEN? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THE INABILITY TO SERVE YOU AND THE GLORIOUS HIVE? FORGIVE ME; YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, I MEAN NOT TO TALK BACK AGAINST YOU. IT IS MY FAULT ALONE FOR MY UNSUCCESFUL BIRTHING. PERHAPS ONE DAY I CAN EMERGE FROM MY COCOON..

what

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Why do I get the feeling that Cola just sent in the Hydralisks?

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:59 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

MooKoo wrote:

Does I detect bigotry?

Bigotry would be saying "No, screw Mormonism and their ten wives, Join Satanism!" If you got that from that, then re-read until it makes sense.

I believe you are saying that I shouldn't even worry about reading the book because I already live it. The Satanic Bible, I'm living it? Sounds bigotrous, (not a real word), to me, but whatev' bro'.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Break it up, guys. Take it to PM or something.

casimir III · **Joined:** Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:10 pm **Posts:** 49

MooKoo wrote:

casimir III wrote:

two words, dawg. ISBN. 0380778033.

read this, it will change your life forever.

Read this while your at it, it'll change your life as well.

Does I detect bigotry?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:03 am

Does I detect a new subject to speak of? Yes I do. Move on.

gunluva · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm **Posts:** 815

casimir III wrote:

dawg.

MooKoo wrote:

Does I...

MooKoo wrote:

whatev' bro'.

MooKoo wrote:

Does I...

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Does I...

casimir III wrote:

Does I...

COLA, if I may borrow:

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:08 am

I don't get it, gunluva, sir.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:08 am

You know, I was going to let the subject change to a discussion on the goodness of Porn, but because of gunlava's post, that's not going to happen.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:09 am

Nice fail, Gunluva.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:10 am

AbuGrape45 wrote:

I don't get it, gunluva, sir.

He likes proper grammar usage. What's not to get?

gunluva · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm **Posts:** 815

AbuGrape45 wrote:

Nice fail, Gunluva.

I do what I can. C:

Anywho, BTG's sig reminded me. Is there any new media about the Deadliest Catch game? As far as I remember, there were 2 screenshots and that's it.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:11 am

Deadliest Catch game?

DO WANT!

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:13 am

MooKoo wrote:

AbuGrape45 wrote:

I don't get it, gunluva, sir.

He likes proper grammar usage. What's not to get?

Because there's nothing wrong with "dawg" because it's slang, and every time someone went "Does I", they were kidding.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

gunluva wrote:

Ghost? Got it!

Beyond the Grave wrote:

You know, I was going to let the subject change to a discussion on the goodness of Porn, but because of gunlava's post, that's not going to happen.

Then it would appear as though gunluva saved the thread... From you...

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:17 am

Hey Sommy, when are you going down to surgery to have that uptight religious stick removed from your butt?

You need to loosen up dude, seriously.

iand93 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:21 am

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:27 am

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:29 am

I love phonetics.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Hey Sommy, when are you going down to surgery to have that uptight religious stick removed from your butt?

You need to loosen up dude, seriously.

Perhaps I wouldn't have to loosen up if the staff had better role models.
Let's look past the fact that I'm a Christian for a moment and go straight to the rules.

Quote:

7. No pornography in any form, including links to any part of pornographic websites.

I'd wager that discussing the so-called "goodness of porn" counts as a form and is therefore prohibited.
The rules are so often overlooked, however, that I sometimes wonder why they exist in the first place.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:30 am

Somm-1 wrote:

Quote:

7. No pornography in any form, including links to any part of pornographic websites.

I'd wager that discussing the so-called "goodness of porn" counts as a form and is therefore prohibited.
The rules are so often overlooked, however, that I sometimes wonder why they exist in the first place.

...

what

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:32 am

Somm-1 wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Hey Sommy, when are you going down to surgery to have that uptight religious stick removed from your butt?

You need to loosen up dude, seriously.

Perhaps I wouldn't have to loosen up if the staff would be better role models.
Let's look past the fact that I'm a Christian for a moment and go straight to the rules.

Quote:

7. No pornography in any form, including links to any part of pornographic websites.

I'd wager that discussing the so-called "goodness of porn" counts as a form and is therefore prohibited.
The rules are so often overlooked, however, that I sometimes wonder why they exist in the first place.

You see that, Sommy. That's the joke going right over your head. I know what the rules say, I'm a mod after all, but that doesn't mean I am not going to have a little fun from time to time. I mean heck, I just had to teach a newbie the rules regarding signatures a half hour ago.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:44 am

Somm-1 wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Hey Sommy, when are you going down to surgery to have that uptight religious stick removed from your butt?

You need to loosen up dude, seriously.

Perhaps I wouldn't have to loosen up if the staff had better role models.
Let's look past the fact that I'm a Christian for a moment and go straight to the rules.

Quote:

7. No pornography in any form, including links to any part of pornographic websites.

I'd wager that discussing the so-called "goodness of porn" counts as a form and is therefore prohibited.
The rules are so often overlooked, however, that I sometimes wonder why they exist in the first place.

Go away.

So porn....

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:45 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

So porn....

Hehehe....no chance, man.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I know what the rules say, I'm a mod after all, but that doesn't mean I am not going to have a little fun from time to time.

Oh, really? So you consider yourself above the rules that don't serve your interests?
Example:

The Rules wrote:

6. No foul language. This includes the word 'Hell' (except as used to describe the place)... ...The intentional misspelling or partial censorship of profanity is also unacceptable.

Beyond the Grave wrote:

POPE! I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I don't know what the hell that is. 1/10

Normally I would censor my quotes, though none of you guys would care anyways. After all, its not like the admins would ban me for a mod's words.

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