Dude, it's all good. Instant respawn times, remember?

I think tanned skin is disgusting.

Well, at least one person likes my Irish skin...

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I just cut myself playing ping pong.

how did you accomplish this?

Cut myself on the table's edge.

I finally got around to playing Starfox 64 again on both my N64 and Wii.

I suck at it. D:

I just saw the best thread on Steam's Forums.

Some idiot made a thread saying "Hey valve why don't you port Team Fortress 2 over to the DS it wouldn't take so long please"

And everyones like "lol no"

And he says "Alight, fine then, I'll just do the port myself"

Then everyone's like "You do the DS uses completely different coding than the PC, right?"

And he says "Yeah, I figured. It shouldn't be to hard. I'm learning HTML in my school so this should be a snap"

Five minutes later: "wait this is harder than i thought"

I refreshed the page, and the thread was deleted.

You guys suck at the vidya if you need to cheat to beat Starfox 64

It's super-easy

Oh, I thought it was a fleshlight.

Curse my dirty mind...

The only way to win the Game is if the president announces he lost the Game during the State of the Union Address.

...What is that?!

I was only able to beat it with my gameshark. Even then, I had to get my friend to beat Andross.