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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
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RANDOM NOSTALGIA DUMP

Hay guys, remember Sim Tower? Remember Sim City 2000? (YOU CAN'T CUT BACK FUNDING! YOU'LL REGRET THIS!!!) How about Pajama Sam? Or The Brave Little Toaster? Captain Planet maybe? Remember when The Simpsons was good?! Remember when Joel was on MST3K instead of Mike? Remember Scott McCloud and infinite canvas? Or Power Rangers? How about Calvin and Hobbes? Remember the first time you saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Because I don't! And also Seinfeld! Yeah, yeah, that was a good show! And-

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HAY DO U GUYZ REMEBER WEHN I GOT ALZHIEMERS!?!?!!?

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HAY DO U GUYZ REMEBER WEHN I GOT ALZHIEMERS!?!?!!?

Nope. We must have caught it from you.

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IT'S SPREADING THROUGH THE AIR!

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HAY DO U GUYZ REMEBER WEHN I GOT ALZHIEMERS!?!?!!?


lemme guess, because you sure dont aaaaaaaaaaahhh

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I once tried playing Sim City.

HEY POLLUTION IS GETTING INTO THE CITY HEY CRIME RATES ARE GOING UP HEY COVER EVERYTHING IN PARKS OH BTW YOUR ROADS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEMOLISH EVERYTHIN

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What happened to the KFC mascot when Linux crashed?
He had a kernel panic.
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What's a sysadmin's favorite beverage?
Root beer.
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Thanks... I'll be here all night.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

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A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.

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This joke is more G-rated than it sounds
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
One is a highly educated professional who strives to make the world a better place...the other is a Lawyer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

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A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.


^ Best. Joke. Ever.

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So two Jim Carreys walk into a bar, and one of them says...

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Why are there two of us?

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Today at Cornell's annual anime convention, CornellCon, I won a Nintendo DS in a free raffle.


Awesome? Yes.


Videos of some of my dorky friends doing the Haruhi dance will be posted when they get put on YouTube.

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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

THERE, MY FRIENDS, IS ONE OF THE WORST JOKES EVER!!

Also, a preacher and deacon were standing beside the road with a sign that said "THE END IS NEAR".
A couple of passing cars pulled into the church's parking lot.
One car goes zooming by. The driver yells all sorts of unpleasant insults at the preacher and deacon. About 2 seconds later, they hear a very loud crash. The preacher looks at the deacon and says "maybe we should just change the sign to 'bridge out'".

BA-DOOM-BOOM-CRASH!

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"What's the difference between an orange?"

"Why is a mouse when it spins?"

"If a plane crashes right on the US-Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?"

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John, your location is epic.
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JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:
"What's the difference between an orange?"

"Why is a mouse when it spins?"

"If a plane crashes right on the US-Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?"


About this color. (Open hands held a foot or two apart, with palms either facing each other, or at right angles to each other (right palm facing left and left palm facing down).)

The higher it spins, the faster.

You usually bury those who die in an accident, not the survivors.

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Did you see me escaping? I was all like "voot voot voot, vootvootvoot voo!"

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So yesterday I saw the best commercial ever on Discovery Channel.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

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A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.


I came in expecting the actual punchline but I came out amazed

Also, whoever said Noid back there, THAT'S DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MY PEOPLE >: (

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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

THERE, MY FRIENDS, IS ONE OF THE WORST JOKES EVER!!

That one has been around since before Stonehenge >_<

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WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE

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WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE

Yeah, I changed it.

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WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE

Yeah, I changed it.

I saw that, too.
I was thinking "FAKE ACCOUNT!!", but then I checked up on it and saw that "Jitka" had made all of JTTC's posts was was like "oh, they fixed it".

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Well, he did ask me to.

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