Homestar Runner Wiki Forum
http://forum.hrwiki.org/

Random Thoughts - No /b/ memes allowed!
http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=12533		 Page 789 of 1024
Author:  ~Kupo~ [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
extremejon09 wrote:
Arby's
RBs
Roast Beefs

No
Integers
Necessitate
Just
Accusations,
Silly.
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
RANDOM NOSTALGIA DUMP

Hay guys, remember Sim Tower? Remember Sim City 2000? (YOU CAN'T CUT BACK FUNDING! YOU'LL REGRET THIS!!!) How about Pajama Sam? Or The Brave Little Toaster? Captain Planet maybe? Remember when The Simpsons was good?! Remember when Joel was on MST3K instead of Mike? Remember Scott McCloud and infinite canvas? Or Power Rangers? How about Calvin and Hobbes? Remember the first time you saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Because I don't! And also Seinfeld! Yeah, yeah, that was a good show! And-

...


Okay, sorry, I'll shut up now. :-(
Author:  iand93 [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
HAY DO U GUYZ REMEBER WEHN I GOT ALZHIEMERS!?!?!!?
Author:  StrongRad [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
iand93 wrote:
HAY DO U GUYZ REMEBER WEHN I GOT ALZHIEMERS!?!?!!?

Nope. We must have caught it from you.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
IT'S SPREADING THROUGH THE AIR!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Author:  Rusty [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
iand93 wrote:
HAY DO U GUYZ REMEBER WEHN I GOT ALZHIEMERS!?!?!!?


lemme guess, because you sure dont aaaaaaaaaaahhh
Author:  Jitka [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
WAAAGGHH!
Author:  extremejon09 [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
I once tried playing Sim City.

HEY POLLUTION IS GETTING INTO THE CITY HEY CRIME RATES ARE GOING UP HEY COVER EVERYTHING IN PARKS OH BTW YOUR ROADS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEMOLISH EVERYTHIN
Author:  ~Kupo~ [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
What happened to the KFC mascot when Linux crashed?
He had a kernel panic.
...
What's a sysadmin's favorite beverage?
Root beer.
...
Thanks... I'll be here all night.
Author:  extremejon09 [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Quote:
A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.
Author:  ~Kupo~ [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Image
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Whats the difference between you and a broom?

Quote:
A broom actually does work. GB2/W
Author:  just a username [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
This joke is more G-rated than it sounds
Quote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
One is a highly educated professional who strives to make the world a better place...the other is a Lawyer.
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
extremejon09 wrote:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Quote:
A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.


^ Best. Joke. Ever.
Author:  Word Up [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
So two Jim Carreys walk into a bar, and one of them says...

Quote:
Why are there two of us?
Author:  Jitka [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Today at Cornell's annual anime convention, CornellCon, I won a Nintendo DS in a free raffle.


Awesome? Yes.


Videos of some of my dorky friends doing the Haruhi dance will be posted when they get put on YouTube.
Author:  StrongRad [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

THERE, MY FRIENDS, IS ONE OF THE WORST JOKES EVER!!

Also, a preacher and deacon were standing beside the road with a sign that said "THE END IS NEAR".
A couple of passing cars pulled into the church's parking lot.
One car goes zooming by. The driver yells all sorts of unpleasant insults at the preacher and deacon. About 2 seconds later, they hear a very loud crash. The preacher looks at the deacon and says "maybe we should just change the sign to 'bridge out'".

BA-DOOM-BOOM-CRASH!
Author:  Jitka [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
"What's the difference between an orange?"

"Why is a mouse when it spins?"

"If a plane crashes right on the US-Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?"
Author:  ~Kupo~ [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
John, your location is epic.
/Coulton
Author:  extremejon09 [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:
"What's the difference between an orange?"

"Why is a mouse when it spins?"

"If a plane crashes right on the US-Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?"


About this color. (Open hands held a foot or two apart, with palms either facing each other, or at right angles to each other (right palm facing left and left palm facing down).)

The higher it spins, the faster.

You usually bury those who die in an accident, not the survivors.
Author:  ~Kupo~ [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Did you see me escaping? I was all like "voot voot voot, vootvootvoot voo!"
Author:  this-guy [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
So yesterday I saw the best commercial ever on Discovery Channel.

boomdeeada, boomdeeada, boomdeeada, boomdeeada
Author:  The Noid [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
extremejon09 wrote:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Quote:
A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.


I came in expecting the actual punchline but I came out amazed

Also, whoever said Noid back there, THAT'S DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MY PEOPLE >: (
Author:  STupendous7 [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
StrongRad wrote:
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

THERE, MY FRIENDS, IS ONE OF THE WORST JOKES EVER!!

That one has been around since before Stonehenge >_<
Author:  The Noid [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Wait a second....

Quote:
Jitka


WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE
Author:  Coleslaw [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK YOUR FACE OFF? GOOD, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A FACE!
Author:  ramrod [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
The Noid wrote:
Wait a second....

Quote:
Jitka


WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE

Yeah, I changed it.
Author:  StrongRad [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
ramrod wrote:
The Noid wrote:
Wait a second....

Quote:
Jitka


WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE

Yeah, I changed it.

I saw that, too.
I was thinking "FAKE ACCOUNT!!", but then I checked up on it and saw that "Jitka" had made all of JTTC's posts was was like "oh, they fixed it".
Author:  ramrod [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Well, he did ask me to.
Author:  The Noid [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Random Thoughts - Free Ebonics Language Lessons
Why is the lock button broke?
Page 789 of 1024 All times are UTC
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/