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~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 7:09 am

You can italicize text. Why can't you italicize images?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 7:26 am

>:3

Also, I can choose to not buy any one of those two items, and instead spend it all on the following:

All of this and This.

Though I don't play Paintball as much as I used to.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 3:35 pm

Quote:

if you dont laugh at his jokes....you dont get them. how about your not funny and you suck.

This argument was made for Carlos Mencia.

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

Okay guys, let's play House.

Symptoms:
Severe off and on back and stomach pain
Dizziness/fainting
Muscle spasms/twitching

And go.

(hint: it's not lupus)
(also i'm not pregnant)

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:18 pm

Severe diarrhea? WebMD is not helpful.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:20 pm

Heat sickness? Starvation? Carbon monoxide poisoning?

Hi Guys · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:20 pm

The bubonic plague, scurvy, polio, and you're allergic to your own blood.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:20 pm

Restless Legs Syndrome?

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:21 pm

AIDS?

wait nope

I'm still betting on severe diarrhea.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:22 pm

Boneitis?

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

The Noid wrote:

Severe diarrhea? WebMD is not helpful.

no

DS_Kid wrote:

Heat sickness? Starvation? Carbon monoxide poisoning?

no, no, possibly

Hi Guys wrote:

The bubonic plague, scurvy, polio, and you're allergic to your own blood.

nah

Jitka wrote:

Restless Legs Syndrome?

lol

Jitka wrote:

Boneitis?

lol

The Noid wrote:

AIDS?

wait nope

I'm still betting on severe diarrhea.

still no

You all suck, House would be disappointed.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:23 pm

My mommy says I'm a good doctor man.

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

The Noid wrote:

My mommy says I'm a good doctor man.

Your mother is a liar and a whore.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:24 pm

Or maybe, just maybe, you are just sick from a bug that is tunneling through your immune system and clearing out all of those pesky white blood cells with tear gas and riot guns.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:25 pm

My mother said I was extremely bad at diagnosing illnesses.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:27 pm

Quote:

Your mother is a liar and a whore.

IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, SHOW SOME RESPECK

Quote:

My mother said I was extremely bad at diagnosing illnesses.

She's still a wahore.

Lol, Jeff Dunham.

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

Anemia makes the most sense to me.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:29 pm

I can perform the Dance of Healing Moons for you if you'd like.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:33 pm

The Noid wrote:

Quote:

Your mother is a liar and a whore.

IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, SHOW SOME RESPECK

Quote:

My mother said I was extremely bad at diagnosing illnesses.

She's still a wahore.

lol, hypocrisy

also jeff dunham sucks

and ninti: alzheimer's?

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

@ Disk (and jitka): That would be fabulous

One day I hope I get meningitis just so I can get a SPINAL TAP.

Also I have fainted three times this week.
:D

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:45 pm

Quote:

also jeff dunham sucks

The improv things he does with Walter are pretty good. Specifically the one where the guy leaves the show and he yells at him the whole time.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:47 pm

The Noid wrote:

Quote:

also jeff dunham sucks

The improv things he does with Walter are pretty good. Specifically the one where the guy leaves the show and he yells at him the whole time.

I remember that bit. Freaking hilarious. To youtube!

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:49 pm

nintendogs123 wrote:

@ Disk (and jitka): That would be fabulous

Well, before Jitka and I dress up in tight, multi-colored clothing and dance around like our brains melted, we need to do the following things:

Sacrifice a baby pig. Oink oink.
Sacrifice a baby chicken. Tweet tweet.
Sacrifice a baby tiger. Meow meow.
Assemble and light twenty-five tiki torches in a circle around you.
Spray you with cheap perfume.
Spray you with expensive perfume.
Throw you into a pool of perfume.
Get you out with a rope and throw you into a pool of jello.
Get you out with a rope and throw you into a pool of icing.
Throw Jitka in there to get you out and then throw you into a car wash.
Make you hula hoop six hula hoops for seven hours while drinking eight kegs of mango juice.
Call Beaums up to do some random breakdancing.
Face South and pray to each of our thousands of gods. Yay for polytheism.
Face North and curse out the evil DARK GOD. Yay for monotheism.
Take a cruise around the world.
Get drunk more than once.
Get you back into the circle of twenty-five tiki torches.
Pray once more to the gods.
Perform the Dance of the Moons.
Sacrifice an alpaca. Alpaca alpaca.
Perform the Dance of the Moons again.
Spin around in circles and get really dizzy.
Vomit.
Pray to the gods again.
Curse the evil DARK GOD again.
Go to sleep for the night.

Then you should be perfectly fine! :D

DonutHead41 · **Joined:** Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:34 pm **Posts:** 286

Jitka wrote:

also jeff dunham sucks

Shut up! I'LL KEEL YOU!

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:53 pm

I think your plan is solid, Disk

but you forgot the part where we chop her legs off

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:54 pm

Oh, right. Then we'd have to plant several species on fungi in her wounds and cover them up with herbs, right?

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:55 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

StrongRad wrote:

extremejon09 wrote:

Isn't what they do in To catch a Predator considered entrapment?

EDIT:

By the way, This site Is currently streaming To catch a Predator

Not exactly. It's close, though. I think entrapment means you encourage someone to do something they wouldn't normally do.
I think the issue is that the fake 13 year old can't say "come over" but they can say "my parents aren't home" or something like that.

It is Entrapment. First off, think about this: How do the pedos know where to go? Obviously, the actor says "My parents aren't Home" and somehow, (Which I really don't have the mindset to think about right now), he ends up getting the address to the house, and ends up driving up there. How does this happen? The pedo isn't going to say "So, can I come up?" they have to be lured into it to go. Second, what 13 or 14 year old child would willingly give out their address to someone they know is older than them by 20 years?

COLA, you have to remember that they are working with the police. The police oversees everything to make sure that it's not entrapment. It's similar to what they do with drug stings.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:55 pm

Right, and that way she'll grow new mushroom legs and become a weird human-fungus hybrid.

Also there needs to be WAY more chanting.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:56 pm

Jitka wrote:

Right, and that way she'll grow new mushroom legs and become a weird human-fungus hybrid.

Also there needs to be WAY more chanting.

I like where this is going...

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:57 pm

This thread seems unnaturally active for mother's day.

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