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Word Up · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 2:12 am

Real Raamis wrote:

Noid wrote:

What awkwardness? Just go "I AM A HORNY TEENAGER I BET YOU WERE TOO THAT'S WHY I'M HERE" or "Jim did it".

That's not how the Muslim family acts to these things. And I'm not referring to the fact that 'Jim' is probably 'Mohammad'.

iand93 · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 2:17 am

Raamis is muslim. I think.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 2:19 am

extremejon09 wrote:

oh god my dad just hit the "show all pictures on this computer" button

there is no way he isn't finding my secret folders.

oh god oh god what do i do

well. If we don't see you on the forum for a long time, we'll know why.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 2:28 am

thx for the title guys, I loled

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 2:43 am

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

thx for the title guys, I loled

I aim to please.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 3:23 am

nintendogs123 wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

nintendogs123 wrote:

Hey guise, there is a pretty good chance that Teff and I will meet this summer.
hachachacha

And still NO ONE CARES

don't be jealous

I'm jealous.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 3:24 am

Okay, so more screenshots of Banjo Kazooie 3: Nuts & Bolts (why isn't this called Banjo Threeie!?) were revealed today along with a bunch new information.

After reading the new information, I hate RARE...

Jitka · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 3:39 am

Honestly, though, would you have been happy with any Banjo Kazooie 3 information that didn't involve it being released for the N64?

I really don't understand everyone's HUGE loathing of this game, or Rare in general. Yes, they were bougth by Microsoft, but does that automatically mean everything they do is horrible? HAVE SOME FAITH.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 3:56 am

Jitka wrote:

Honestly, though, would you have been happy with any Banjo Kazooie 3 information that didn't involve it being released for the N64?

Yes. I was actually incredibly hyped about this game being on the 360.

Information revealed thus far:

Huge overworld. That's cool.
Vehicles as part of the gameplay with over 1,600 parts to customize them with. Plus, the vehicles can shift into other vehicles if you'd like them to. That's amazing.
Appears to be mostly metal-themed. Not cool.
Vehicles taking up much of the main gameplay, with traditional Banjo-Kazooie platforming at this point in time appearing to get the short end of the stick. Definitely not cool.
Banjo still looks horrid.
Many of the moves from the past games won't be available, including the split-up technique from Banjo Tooie.
It's not called Banjo Threeie.

I'm sure that this game has the potential to be good, but from what they've released so far, it simply looks poor to a person who has played the original two games for 100+ hours. I'll have to see some videos to get rid of my doubts about them neglecting the platforming aspects of the original, but trying to make the game fresh with vehicles just doesn't seem like the Banjo I'm used to.

Jitka · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 4:18 am

But remember the whole Mumbo/Humba transformation aspect from 1 and 2? Won't the vehicle thing kinda be like that?

Also, I couldn't find these "screen shots" you mentioned. Linkity?

Also, I still don't get the whole hatin'-on-Rare thing.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 4:35 am

Jitka wrote:

But remember the whole Mumbo/Humba transformation aspect from 1 and 2? Won't the vehicle thing kinda be like that?

I don't like my classics being messed with like that.

I'm still hoping that there's some Banjo transformation aspect in this game. I miss turning into a washing machine...

Jitka wrote:

Also, I couldn't find these "screen shots" you mentioned. Linkity?

They were leaked from an event Microsoft is apparently doing. I found the images scattered throughout a thread on Neogaf, but apparently this Banjo Kazooie Wiki has the images up.

Jitka wrote:

Also, I still don't get the whole hatin'-on-Rare thing.

That's not part of what I'm saying, but basically, RARE games started to decline in quality once Microsoft bought them out. RARE seems to be getting back on track as of late, though, but when they tamper with a formula such as Banjo Kazooie to make some of the fans say "Zoinks, it's innovative because it got the '360-treatment'!" then I start to question their actions.

Of course, I still need to see gameplay videos (which will hopefully come out tomorrow) before I make a better judgment on this game.

Jitka · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 4:49 am

Oh my God those screenshots look amazing.

Great, now I have to buy a 360 too.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 4:51 am

Suddenly, I want another Conker game.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Alright, I'm not sure If I like the idea of them making Banjo Three-ie into a steampunk Kart racer.

But dudes.

Steampunk Legend of Zelda.

Best idea, or BEST idea?

Coleslaw · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 12:05 pm

Long days and nights at the forge make you strong and tough. You are now a Master Armorer. A Master Armorer does not wear out repair hammers while repairing weapons and armor. One repair hammer lasts you a lifetime.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Congrats on playing a bad game

Coleslaw · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 12:07 pm

Yeah.. Morrowind was better.

All of them suck, actually.

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 1:28 pm

extremejon09 wrote:

Best idea, or BEST idea?

Best IDEA.

Word Up · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 1:42 pm

If that annoying little girl that can't sing wins the talent show again, I'm going to puncture some skulls.

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 2:26 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

The Noid wrote:

Quote:

Total topics 9999

Bet you the 10,000 topic sucks

Way ahead of you.

It still sucks

. (Nah, just kidding, you're cool COLA)

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 2:44 pm

extremejon09 wrote:

Alright, I'm not sure If I like the idea of them making Banjo Three-ie into a steampunk Kart racer.

But dudes.

Steampunk Legend of Zelda.

Best idea, or BEST idea?

I'd play it.

Five times.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 3:39 pm

Word Up wrote:

If that annoying little girl that can't sing wins the talent show again, I'm going to puncture some skulls.

Give me $10 and I'll do it for ya.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 6:37 pm

extremejon09 wrote:

Alright, I'm not sure If I like the idea of them making Banjo Three-ie into a steampunk Kart racer.

But dudes.

Steampunk Legend of Zelda.

Best idea, or BEST idea?

BEST idea.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 6:59 pm

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

extremejon09 wrote:

Alright, I'm not sure If I like the idea of them making Banjo Three-ie into a steampunk Kart racer.

But dudes.

Steampunk Legend of Zelda.

Best idea, or BEST idea?

BEST idea.

Steampunk Zelda.....

OK, someone's going to have to clean my brain from the floor.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 7:26 pm

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts gameplay video.

...and that's when the series died!

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

DS_Kid wrote:

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts gameplay video.

...and that's when the series died!

...Fast forward to 1:46 and excrete masonry

EDIT:

Update:

Soon after I made that post I remembered I put a Z in front of every filename of every picture/video when I save it. I think I'm safe.

Jitka · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 7:50 pm

It looks awesome. Just hope it's not TOO vehicle based.

also blowing up Mario's just not cool, man

Mr. Smarty Spots · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 7:54 pm

Oh course it is!!!

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 7:59 pm

Jitka wrote:

It looks awesome. Just hope it's not TOO vehicle based.

That's basically the point of the game. Instead of all of the insane powerups from previous Banjo games like shooting eggs and dive bombing people with Kazooie, you're using different vehicles. It takes out what makes Banjo-Kazooie games Banjo-Kazooie games.

This is an interesting concept, sure, but I would have loved to see it implemented into a new franchise. We really need more traditional platforming-esque games this generation.

The Noid · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2008 8:08 pm

You want platforming, go play some Ratchet and Clank or something.

In Health we had the lady come in again. She showed us a video filled with hip young 20-somethins dancing in a misty purple room telling us to not have sex over and over again and then going "just thought you'd like to know". Then it cuts to stuff about condoms and about how they're still unsafe.

Then it goes to one of the girls crying about how she was abused which kind of didn't have any context with anything else they were showing us.

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