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We're all ruled by someone; Our parents, our Jobs, our Wives, our Boss, our music, our TV, our everything. We can never be truly independent.
You can go out into space, go as far as your hsip can take you, but you're still ruled by the Air that you will eventually run out of, you are a slave to the constant need of repairs for that ship, and a slave to the food you must ingest to do it all. even in death, you are still ruled by something. Your next of kin takes rule over what to do with your body, then the funeral home rules where your body stays and what it stays in, even down to how you are dressed in death. If there is a god and you go to heaven, you are still ruled by him, you'd have to wear what he makes you wear, think how he wants you to, and do what he wants you to, and the same goes for the place down below, except everything is more red and instead of $7.50 an hour, you get $5.85.

No matter what we do, no matter how hard we try, SOMETHING will always have control over us.

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So what you're saying is: for true freedom and independence, you need to be a hobo?

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SIBHoD.

I made an edit, read the whole post again.

the only way to ever be truly independent is if you are dead, but only if there is no heaven or hell, or god or idol, but only oblivion.

Even then, you'd still be ruled by something: Nothing.

EDIT: 4 AM, /b/ is still there, but there are notopics and no information whatsoever. It might just be teh server refusing to put out more, but I'll keep trying.

Also: Note to self: Song Title: A Note to a New Machine

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I love that song so freakin' much.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

My dogs have different standards of comfort.
Shadow
Annie

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

Oh yeah, I have a story about the smartest dog in the world. This morning my dad was letting the dogs in out of the yard. He called for them, and Shadow obediently came in. But Anne wasn't coming. So my dad called for Annie, and she came up on the porch and plopped down on the porch looking very guilty. My dad said, "Oh, great, NOW wha-" She opened her mouth and a small bird came flapping out.

Good dog.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

wait what

we get paid in heaven

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Shadow is a Black Lab mixed with Cocker Spaniel. Annie is a Black Lab mixed with Border Collie.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

Here's two more, though I didn't bother shrinking them.
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj43 ... 530783.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj43 ... 530793.jpg
^That is how she sleeps at night. Really.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

Adorable

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"If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike." -Unknown

My puppy looks almost exactly like Annie, only she's probably smaller and is dachsund/something else, probably beagle or pitbull. Weird.
And she's also Smartest Dog Ever.

We walk our dogs almost every night, and we pass by this rose bush, okay? Well, once Coco [my puppy] got in there and came out carrying something I almost immidiately indentified as a dead, rotting bird. My dad had to dig in her mouth and pry the bird out, and he refused to take Chester [my older, bigger dog] back. In fact, he wouldn't touch anything with the hand he took the bird out with.

Coco is smart.

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Of course! how do you expect to buy the little nicknacks from the common store?

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In my heaven, you don't buy stuff, you wish for it. Which goes along with the unsettling truth about heaven. Won't we get bored in a perfect world? Will we run out of things to entertain us with? (Seriously, what'd you gonna do in heaven?)
1. Ask for answers to all life's questions
2. ...
3. Play video games? Hang out with people who didn't go to hell? Or purgatory, for those who believe in it.
Then again, I'll still have my 72 virgins

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In heaven, we just sit around being content.

Heaven is really dirty as a result.

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I plan on running around a lot in heaven. Also, it's my goal to meet everybody.

Also, those were adorable dogs earlier

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Well, you would have enough time to.

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I'd just watch TV, play video games, and hang out.

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Does anyone know how to use the Hammer Editor tool in Steam? I need some help with a few things...

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More dogs!
Shadow standing still
Annie about to tackle me and lick my face off
The only halfway good picture I could get of them standing together
The porch paint is being sanded off so we can repaint it, in case anyone was wondering about that.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

'K, I'll post those and more there later.

But for now, Free Rider 2 time.

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Everyone, the address above should be used for junk mail.

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Feel free to sent as much as you want.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

*Shoots out satellite*

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