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I'm with everyone else on the whole people-standing-in-halls thing. Yesterday there were two girls standing directly in front of the stairwell door. I came up and said, "Excuse me", but they didn't take the terrible trouble of moving three or four feet out of my way. They didn't even look at me. So I said, "Excuse me!" again, but they made no movement. It's like I wasn't even there. They just kept talking.

So I nudged them out of the way and they stopped talking and dropped their mouths, like I was the rudest person in the world. As the door closed, I heard one of them say, "How rude."

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Yeah, I hate when girls make the 5-wide blockade, as I call it, where they walk down the hall side to side, talking, and leaving no room for anyone to walk past. Your only hope is to get past quickly when there is a doorway or other abnormal wall place.

-DJ

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Man, where I live people do that everywhere, all the time. And it's always in front of me! And some of the time, it's not even teenagers, but, like, tourists. Why do they want to come to our little town anyway? I hate that too! I hate it with a passion! Especially people who stop me on the street to ask for directions. I'm just as non-threatning as the next person (most of the time).

Correct me if I'm wrong, CD, but don't you live in (or very near to) Chicago? I can imagine why people would want to visit there...

Ehh, my Pet Peeve is this rain I was telling you about. It's been pouring nonstop for the past 30 hours. Thanks a lot, Tropical Storm Tammy!

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

Heh. What I always say is "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Some Beef Stew" or "When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt That Annoying Kid On Your Busses Eyes Out".

Also Firebert, I agree. Last month I had safety patrol, EVERYONE ran. They gave us a hard time. They didnt even say somewhere "Please Respect The Freakin' Safety Patrol" or anything.

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Do it! I will give you three (3) dollars if you do that, with a pic of it.

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Here's something that kinda got me annoyed. I bought tickets for tonight's Padres' game, and then the next day, my dad got free tickets from his work. Right behind home plate.
If you watch on a hi-def television, you will be able to see me.
So, look for me, right when the pitcher pitches.

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Oh, crap. A new and severe peeve.

THE MOTHER RANTING.

Not an exaggeration: Tonight she ranted for an entire hour and fifteen minutes. AN ENTIRE HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES. ABSOLUTELY NO BREAKS. And throughout this she promised twice that she wouldn't talk about it anymore.

She's ranting about my father, and I can't say anything at all because anything I say will cause at the very least, another five minutes of talking. And she doesn't even talk about a variety of things, she finds a gazillion different ways to say the exact same thing.

Now, the time isn't an exaggeration, to those of you who still doubt it. I had the computer right by me to count the time.

And I looked aw-

[[Rant interrupted due to ANOTHER ENTIRE hour of rant]]

There she goes again.

And I looked away for about one second, and she gets all angry and hurt like I'm not listening.

So I have had a cold and a sore throat ALL DAY and now I have a headache to match.

Thank you for listening.

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My mom was the same way after she divorced my father. What...A...Pain!

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Well, it's all over. Padres lose again.
But, it was fun, and we caught a foul ball. SWEET!!
Gah. I hate going home with a loss.

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I hate misquitos. And I used to call them "Didos".

We call them skeeters. Or, as they say down here in the Delta, skeeterdactylosarus rexes.

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They're called midges over on this side of the Atlantic.

An old friend that I've rediscovered this week: shopping for formal shoes that aren't ugly or don't have heels that are impossible to walk on. You males have it sooo easy.....

Oh yes. That's almost as bad as them just standing there. Especially since I walk pretty quickly.

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There's actually a simple solution to that. It's called, "Excuse me!" Also known as "Pardon me!"

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You'd be surprised how many people my age don't respond to those words.

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Sometimes you just have to barge right through them. Or stick your arms out like a wedge and.. wedge through them.

Y'know what I hate?

Running out of milk before I run out of cookie.

BARGLE.

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I hate running out of cookie before running out of milk. I'm done with the cookie, so I say "My cookie I have finished, yet I have not a clue of what I shall do with this glorious milk." Well, maybe not like that. But still. Anyway, I usually just get another cookie.

GARFIELD'D!

I hate running out of drink before I run out of food period.

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Peeve: Losing things

I can't find my copy of GTA: Vice City. It is one of my favor it games and it is missing.

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Aw, man, you ain't kidding. Especially Margarita.

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I was hit by a speeding car on the way home from school today. THAT is my peeve.

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Uh, so are you writing this from a hospital?

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No, I was only hit on my right side, hurting my arm and shocking me. I'm not injured. And I don't like hospital food.

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Wait a sec. You were actually hit? Not in a car?

I can't see how you can walk away. That's some serious luck.

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Maybe it was nicked by it or something. It's good to see that you're not seriously not hurt Funky.

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Wait, didn't you say you were hit by a speeding car?

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I drive right past one just like that on my way to work every day. A recent example that drove me nuts was "Don't give up! Moses was once a basketcase!"

Yes. About 60mph in a 30mph zone.

And to Ace: I was walking at the side of the road, me and another boy were both hit on the right side of our bodys. It hurt like crap and the car just kept on driving.

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