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Shaving is my peeve. Well, not shaving per say, as much as me slicing off half of my face while shaving because the razor freaking sucks.


GAGHGAGHGAHGAHGHAGAGAGAHGHAGHAGHAAAAGGGGHHHH!

I'm anticipating the day when that will happen to me...

Anyway, my Pet Peeve is that stupid lady who sings that stupid song.

"I WISH I WAS A CRAP CRAPPER, WITH CRAA-AAP IN MY CRAAAAAAAAAP!"

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Shaving is my peeve. Well, not shaving per say, as much as me slicing off half of my face while shaving because the razor freaking sucks.


GAGHGAGHGAHGAHGHAGAGAGAHGHAGHAGHAAAAGGGGHHHH!

I'm anticipating the day when that will happen to me...
He's a hint for you. Just imagine extreme pain from the slicing of the face part. Now intensify that by like, a thousand, as soon as the shaving cream gets into the cut.

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Oh boy. I can't wait to get facial hair! :rolleyes:

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Shaving is my peeve. Well, not shaving per say, as much as me slicing off half of my face while shaving because the razor freaking sucks.


GAGHGAGHGAHGAHGHAGAGAGAHGHAGHAGHAAAAGGGGHHHH!

I'm anticipating the day when that will happen to me...
He's a hint for you. Just imagine extreme pain from the slicing of the face part. Now intensify that by like, a thousand, as soon as the shaving cream gets into the cut.

There's ways of dealing with that...
Way one, get a sharper razor.
Way two, get an electric razor..

Even with an electric razor, make sure the cutting heads are super sharp. If not, they tend to pull the hairs out off your face rather than cut them.

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There's ways of dealing with that...
Way one, get a sharper razor.
Way two, get an electric razor..

Even with an electric razor, make sure the cutting heads are super sharp. If not, they tend to pull the hairs out off your face rather than cut them.
Yeah, this was one of those new Fusion type ones. Five blades to cut you deeper with.

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Yeah, this was one of those new Fusion type ones. Five blades to cut you deeper with.
Dude I use the Mach 3, three blades work perfectly fine.

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Yeah, this was one of those new Fusion type ones. Five blades to cut you deeper with.
Dude I use the Mach 3, three blades work perfectly fine.

You know, it's funny. I've never used one of those "3-blade" or "5-blade" dealies.
I used to use the crummy 2-bladed refills that my dad buys til I got hooked on electric shavers. Right now, I use a self-cleaning Braun Synchro. I got it for Christmas a couple years ago. That thing is like a freakin' sports car. It's mega sweet and shaves like a laser.
You just have to make sure you replace the cutter blocks often, otherwise you wind up with a $120 electric tweezer (and that REALLY hurts, more than cutting yourself)..

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You know, it's funny. I've never used one of those "3-blade" or "5-blade" dealies.
I used to use the crummy 2-bladed refills that my dad buys til I got hooked on electric shavers. Right now, I use a self-cleaning Braun Synchro. I got it for Christmas a couple years ago. That thing is like a freakin' sports car. It's mega sweet and shaves like a laser.
You just have to make sure you replace the cutter blocks often, otherwise you wind up with a $120 electric tweezer (and that REALLY hurts, more than cutting yourself)..
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The only reason why i used the fusion was because it was the only one left in the house that i could use. It came in the mail. Stupid freaking free stuff.... Image

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shaving, FTL. i just avoid it until i know that i need to do it (might see a cute girl that day, social function, etc.) freedom is a plus, but personal hygeine---right down the toilet after the lady wass outta the picture.


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shaving, FTL. i just avoid it until i know that i need to do it (might see a cute girl that day, social function, etc.) freedom is a plus, but personal hygeine---right down the toilet after the lady wass outta the picture.

Quoted for truth.

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shaving, FTL. i just avoid it until i know that i need to do it (might see a cute girl that day, social function, etc.) freedom is a plus, but personal hygeine---right down the toilet after the lady wass outta the picture.
Unfortunately, I don't have that luxury. I need to be clean shaven, not only for my current job, but for my future job.

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shaving, FTL. i just avoid it until i know that i need to do it (might see a cute girl that day, social function, etc.) freedom is a plus, but personal hygeine---right down the toilet after the lady wass outta the picture.

DUUUUDE! You might see a cute girl EVERY day, you'd better be ready. They pop out of the woodwork when you least expect it.

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video games where you have to beat the game twelve times using all thirty characters with low health and no continues in no less than 90 hours, and the 'big surprise' is a sound test mode. that is not a secret at all.

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I laugh at you men. :D

Then again, shaving your legs is no picnic either, especially when you slip and the razor twists, taking a two-inch strip of flesh with it.

The sheer volume of blood secreted just below the very top layer of skin is astounding.

That was today's Be Glad You Aren't A Girl sermon. Please, continue your discussion.

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I laugh at you men. :D

Then again, shaving your legs is no picnic either, especially when you slip and the razor twists, taking a two-inch strip of flesh with it.

The sheer volume of blood secreted just below the very top layer of skin is astounding.

That was today's Be Glad You Aren't A Girl sermon. Please, continue your discussion.

i wonder how many young women have sliced their legs off trying to do the zig-zag thing that lady does on the commercial.

and also, who the hell would invent electric tweezers?


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shaving, FTL. i just avoid it until i know that i need to do it (might see a cute girl that day, social function, etc.) freedom is a plus, but personal hygeine---right down the toilet after the lady wass outta the picture.

DUUUUDE! You might see a cute girl EVERY day, you'd better be ready. They pop out of the woodwork when you least expect it.


But sometimes a bit of manly stubble looks good. Accentuates the features etc. A guy at work didn't shave for about a week and it didn't get too long.
Looked awesome. He shaved the other day. Made me sad.
I miss the hot co-worker now!

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Yeah, shaving sucks, good thing I don't have to do it to often now. I just hate the starting and doing it, shaving for me takes no time at all because I don't have much. Also, I hate the smell of shaving cream, it makes me sick.


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I laugh at you men. :D

Then again, shaving your legs is no picnic either, especially when you slip and the razor twists, taking a two-inch strip of flesh with it.

The sheer volume of blood secreted just below the very top layer of skin is astounding.

That was today's Be Glad You Aren't A Girl sermon. Please, continue your discussion.

i wonder how many young women have sliced their legs off trying to do the zig-zag thing that lady does on the commercial.

and also, who the hell would invent electric tweezers?


That zig-zag lady was in a commercial for a Nair bladeless shaving kit. Which doesn't work, by the way. And is a lot messier and smellier than the commercial might suggest, because Nair leaves a slippery, oily, smelly residue on /everything it touches./

Shaving that way with a conventional razor would probably end in amputation, yeah. Or at least, legs that look like they've been run over with a lawnmower made out of angry hornets that are also made of blades and broken glass.

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I shave with pure friction and tears.

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I laugh at you men. :D

Then again, shaving your legs is no picnic either, especially when you slip and the razor twists, taking a two-inch strip of flesh with it.

The sheer volume of blood secreted just below the very top layer of skin is astounding.

That was today's Be Glad You Aren't A Girl sermon. Please, continue your discussion.
Well, what about the men that shave their legs? They have to shave twice the hair.

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I laugh at you men. :D

Then again, shaving your legs is no picnic either, especially when you slip and the razor twists, taking a two-inch strip of flesh with it.

The sheer volume of blood secreted just below the very top layer of skin is astounding.

That was today's Be Glad You Aren't A Girl sermon. Please, continue your discussion.
Well, what about the men that shave their legs? They have to shave twice the hair.


It's more like six times the hair. Legs are a fair bit more than twice the size of faces, even if one shaved their entire face from hairline to jawline.

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i think he means that men's legs are twice as hairy.


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i think he means that men's legs are twice as hairy.
I just meant that not only did he have his legs to shave, but his face as well. That right there is more than a lady has to do. Unless she has to shave her face too....

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Ladies have to shave under their arms too.

Some ladies grow little black hairs on their upper lip or chin, but they get waxed off, not shaved because they would grow back thicker and uglier if they got shaved off.

If you guys think shaving your face is torture, try getting any part of your body waxed.

Owww-eeeeeee.

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If you guys think shaving your face is torture, try getting any part of your body waxed.

Owww-eeeeeee.
......Yeah. That's been done. That's the last time I ever fall sleep at a party.

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If you guys think shaving your face is torture, try getting any part of your body waxed.

been there, done that, won the bet, almost cried.

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Peeve - the forum has a gremlin in it somewhere.

I can't open page 188 of this thread, it says no posts exis for this topic.
Does the same for the Word Association Game.

Hopefully it lets me post this reply, because obviously other people can access that page.

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Peeve - the forum has a gremlin in it somewhere.

I can't open page 188 of this thread, it says no posts exis for this topic.
Does the same for the Word Association Game.

Hopefully it lets me post this reply, because obviously other people can access that page.

We're workin' on it.. and by we, I mean Tom and maybe Stu, and by workin' on it, I mean looking into it whenever they have time, but probably won't fix it until I take them out to lunch.

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Peeve - the forum has a gremlin in it somewhere.

I can't open page 188 of this thread, it says no posts exis for this topic.
Does the same for the Word Association Game.

Hopefully it lets me post this reply, because obviously other people can access that page.
Whew! I'm glad I am not the only one experiencing that technical difficulty.

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