our teachers gave us no homework. even though we'll have the same teachers next year, they all trust us to burn our workbooks. i know i did.

I know about the awards, I'm just not sure where he said he'd ban people if they kept breaking the rules (Unless I missed that in the five or so times I've read that post)

1. You may NOT nominate OR second yourself for anything. You may, however, vote for yourself.

You're lucky, you get snow.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!". Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever bleedin' does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

10.People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be." So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Quote Billy Conelly I toned down the swearing.

I'm gonna get flamed, but Firefox.

I can't use it to browse this forum at all.

I log in.

NO U DIDN'T

So I log in again.

STILL NOT LOGGED IN

And again.

NOPE

And AGAIN.

However, on IE, all it takes is ONE log-in.

Gwar.

My preferred response (although I never got to try it out, ever, for fear of being fired) to the ever-wonderful "Can I ask you a question?" is "Apparently so. Can you ask another one?"..

I hate balloons, chalk board and styrofoam. Whenever I hear anything like that I kill a couple of people.

I'm a little peeved at people feeding the trolls. Just don't post. And if someone replies to tell people to stop posting, defenitely don't reply with an OK - that's spam whether or not you're feeding a troll. We all know not to feed trolls, or at least we all should know, so please, try to refraim. It just causes problems.

It bled pretty nicely, but I got some respect from some of the guys working out.

So...you hit yourself, and some random people respected you for that? Wow...there's a first.