H*R Emails [Part of Compy 386 Emulator]

Snowthrower · **Joined:** Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:36 am **Posts:** 130

As a feature of Compy 386 Emulator, I will have a "Forward to Homestar" feature (as seen in Credit Card) where Homestar will respond to the email.

I'm going to need peoples help when I start this. So starting with Email #41 - create Homestars response to

Strong Bad Email #41 wrote:

strong bad,

what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????

sin studly17

After 10 people respond, I will pick the best one and we will go on to the next email.

Snowthrower · **Joined:** Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:36 am **Posts:** 130

Mine isnt eligible but mine would be

Quote:

Dear Random Person,

I do believe I told you my name is Homestar Runner, but I'll let it slide. But invisible? Well first thing is i would kick Marzipan for throwing away my Fluffy puffs, i mean they were only a ocouple of years old. ummmmmm then i'd go an answer some of strong bads emails, wait hes a cool guy that wouldnt be fair. other than thatr I dont know. in cunclueshun yes i do like watching the weather channel from time to time.

bye,
-homestar

MagicHero · **Posted:** Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:22 am

Homestar: I'll say it once, and I'll say it again: Sin Studly, you're cwazy! Who goes around making up words these days anyway? "Invisible". Sounds too much like a marshmallow to me. I'm gonna have to report you, mistor! Fluffy Puff Marshmellows is a floppywite, you know. Copyflight. Wityfwite. Whatevor. What was the qwestion again? Oh, wite. A marshmellow for a day, eh sickly sam? Well, I would pwobably bownce all over the place like a cool marhmallow would.
Strong Bad: You mean like a moron would!!
Homestar: Yeah, that too. That's anothor good one. In closing, you are a cwapface. *buttdance buttdance*

sticklyman · **Posted:** Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:15 am

Homestar wrote back wrote:

Dear sinecosine70,
If I was invisable for one day? Oh, I dunno. I'd probably just sit on Strong Bad's couch and start spittin' Teddy Gwams all over the place. Orrrr...I might find something nice for Marzipan and then give it to her the next--wait, that's a stupid idea. Ooh! Ooh! I know what I'll do if I was a member of the Homestarmy for one day. I'd sit on Strong Bad's couch and start spittin' Teddy Gwams all over the place.
Your friend,
Homestar Runner

MagicHero · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:12 am

So far I think that Sticklyman has the best respose (not counting my own, of course). Any other opinions? Is mine any good?

the_stolker · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:27 am

Code:

Invisable for one day? Yes, Finally my chance to overthrow Strongbadia. Colonel (pronounced Col-O-nell) Homestarrunner Will be victorious! Now Pay Your Five Bucks and trade in that Mini Skirt for a nice pair of Camo's and meet me at the stick in oh fifteen minutes.

TROGDORTHEDRAGON · **Joined:** Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:24 pm **Posts:** 25

Studly Sam-
If I were invisbal-- invedgal- inverbelager, for a day? Well, I'd pwobably go to Bubs' and thwow fluffy puff mawshmallows at people coming by. Then they'd be all like: "WHAT THE CWAP JUST HAPPNENED?" and "Mawshmallows are gonna kill me!"
Yeah, that'd be pwetty good. Weww, I gotta go. I think I should get that mawshmallow bag out of the oven. It's been in thewe fow like, 2 houws now...Maybe thwee....
-Homestar

Van Mundegaarde · **Posted:** Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:19 am

Homestar: Invisible huh? Hmmm...uh...I..oh oh oh oh I got it...I'd take off my clothes and wun around naked!

Strong Bad (Off screen): Umm...why would that matter if you're invisible?

Homestar: Whoa! Where did you come from?

Strong Bad: What...do you think you're the only one that can sneak up on people?

Homestar: Of course...I'm invisible wemember.

Strong Bad: Umm...no...you're not.

Homestar: Oh yes I am...I bet you don't know where I'm standing wight now!

Strong Bad: You're standing...

Homestar: I'm over here...(moves quickly behind Strong Bad)...now I am over here.

Strong Bad: I can still see you Homestar.

Homestar: And now I am naked!

Strong Bad: Ahhhhh!

Homestar: Just kidding....I'm just not wearing any pants.

Strong Bad: Homestar.....nevermind...you just keep on doing what you are doing.

Homestar: Sure thing Strong Bad.

(Strong Bad leaves and Homestar sits back down)

Homestar: So sam snidely...back to your question...umm...what was your question again? Oh cwap! (Bangs his head on the keyboard and the word DELETED pops up.) Whoa! I finally did it!!! Oh wight! Well until next time...send me your emails and I'll delete them...I mean answer them.

(Cue the paper)

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