did you know its raining cats and dogs outside, in fact i just stepped in a really big poodle

^Seriously. Stop with the serious-no-punchline jokes.

Okay.

Glen: Why was Farmer Brown angry?
Glenda: Someone "got his goat".

whats T_T mean?

They are?

I always saw the lines as the eys and the top as the eybrow, like you're "wtf did you just seriously say that you moron"

Well, I had it explained to me differently, probably by someone who didn't have a clue.

Much like me when I posted that.

Back to the Future jokes, please.
Three men are on an airplane. It's going down. "We need to lose weight!" says the pilot. A bowler says "I've got plenty of these," and throws a bowling all off. A golfer says "I've got a lot of these," and tosses a golf ball off. A terrorist says "I don't need this," and throws a stick of dynamite off. They land safely. Later, the pilot is walking along and sees a boy crying. "What happened?" "A bowling ball fell from the sky and hit my dad! He's in the hospital!" The pilot continues on his way. Later, he sees a girl crying. "What's the matter?" "A golf ball fell from the sky and hit my cat! It's dead!" The pilot walks along. Finally, he sees a boy laughing. "What's so funny?" "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Did I post that somewhere already?

This joke is like second grade all over again. And that's because we all thought it was the funniest thing ever. Although our version was a little different.

How does a redhead get to a man's heart?
Through his ribcage

What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Normal.

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait ten seconds.

Hitler