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Author:  Coleslaw [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jokes

You were saying gingers, but put an image from a different episode?

My head is a sploding

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jokes


Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jokes

Jitka wrote:
A dog walks into a bar. He is wearing an eyepatch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who went deaf in one ear as a child, thinks that the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a bowlegged duck. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listening to his battery-operated radio, which picks up only one bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.
You got that from The Areas of My Expertise, didn't you? Nice.

Author:  Jitka [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jokes

Dave and Barnaby are out hunting, when suddenly Dave keels over. He doesn't seem to be breathing, so Barnaby calls 911 on his cell phone. "Help! I'm out hunting with my friend Dave and he just keeled over, I think he's dead!"

"Relax, relax, the first thing we need to do is make sure Dave is really dead."

Barnaby says OK, and a few seconds later the 911 guy hears a gunshot. Barnaby comes back to the phone, "OK, now what?"

Author:  extremejon09 [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Jokes

I never got the "Prince albert in a can" thing

Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jokes

Prince Albert is appearently a kind of tobacco.

Author:  Chichindrich [ Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Jokes

A man walks into a patent office seeking a patent for an “unsinkable” boat. Naturally, the patent officer is skeptical, so he asks for a demonstration. The man takes the officer to a nearby lake and sets up his boat. He pours gasoline all over it, and sets it on fire. The boat immediately catches ablaze, but amazingly, it doesn’t sink. The man turns to the officer and says, “Well, what do you think?” The officer thinks and says, “Well, it’s pretty flamboyant.”

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