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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:50 am 
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Those are getting real old...


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Those are getting real old...


so is YOUR MOTHER

What do you call a blind German?



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3 guys with teenage daughters are talking. The first guy says, "I found half a pack of cigarettes in my daughter's room last night. I didn't even know she smoked!"
The second guy says, "You think that's bad? I found an empty bottle of vodka in my daughter's room. I didn't even know she drank!"
The third guy says, "You think that's bad? I found a used condom in my daughter's room. I didn't even know she had a penis!"

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The Noid wrote:
Askingforachallenge wrote:
Those are getting real old...


so is YOUR MOTHER

Touche'.


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A kid walks into a bar. The kid now has permanent brain damage and will never win the marathon.

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3 guys with teenage daughters are talking. The first guy says, "I found half a pack of cigarettes in my daughter's room last night. I didn't even know she smoked!"
The second guy says, "You think that's bad? I found an empty bottle of vodka in my daughter's room. I didn't even know she drank!"
The third guy says, "You think that's bad? I found a used condom in my daughter's room. I didn't even know she had a penis!"

Hahaha wow

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They all sit down and order their drinks. They make light conversation and enjoy themselves. At closing time, they all leave and promise to do this again next week.

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I'm a mod.

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I'm a mod.

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It's a win because it's a fail.


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
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Light bulb time!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but have fun finding one because they're all crossing roads somewhere.

How many program designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six: one to supervise, one to design the bulb, one to create the light engine, one to program the electrical system, one to beta test it, and one to release it to the public.

How many superstitious people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not 13.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who cares, they all got killed by some other joke anyway.

How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because it's not blinking, it's just "ambiance lighting".

How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because since all bulbs burn out eventually, they think it's a pointless waste of time anyway.

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What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?


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Dead!



What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?


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Animal abuse!



What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

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Blind and starving to death!


What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor?

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The man falling from the first flow walks away. The man falling from the seventeenth floor dies almost instantly!


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
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Okay, these aren't even funny anymore. Stop trying to be edgy, all of you!

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
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All the jokes I have cannot be said on this forum.

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We have racism, drug usage, and references to sex, pornography, and rape on this forum. What could you possibly say that hasn't been said or alluded to before?

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I'm a mod.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?




A better question would be, how did they get in there in the first place?

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What could you possibly say that hasn't been said or alluded to before?
Most of them use racial slurs.

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Then change the slurs.

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Black mormons. On Gaia.

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Lol, yeah, Dooce told me about that guy..

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A guy dies and goes to heaven.

"Welcome, my son," says Saint Peter, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Never step on a duck. If you do, you will be severely punished. For example, that fellow over there broke the rule and now he's chained to a huge bear for eternity. So did that fellow to your right. Now he's chained to a crocodile. Do you think you can do that?"

"I don't see why not," the guy says.

Three days later he's chained to a gorgeous blonde.

"Wow! What did I do to deserve this?" he asks.

"I don't know about you," says the blonde, "but I stepped on a duck."

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There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?



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The Noid wrote:
Then change the slurs.
The jokes revolve around the slurs.

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A white man goes up to St. Peter and says "I'd like to get into Heaven, please." "Spell 'cat'" says St. Peter. "C-A-T" he says, and is allowed into heaven. Then an Asian man walks up and says "I'd like to get into Heaven, please." "Spell 'corn'" St. Peter replies. "C-O-R-N" and he goes into heaven. A black man walks up and says "I'd like to get into Heaven, please." St. Peter says "Spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism'".

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^brudda can't catch a break, white man bringin' 'im down

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Those jokes are getting old. And not funny.


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Nope.

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BEST JOKE EVER:
My social life.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Anyway, seriously. Here's a better one:
My girlfriend.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?



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