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Do you like this story so far?
Poll ended at Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:27 pm
Yes 80%  80%  [ 8 ]
No 20%  20%  [ 2 ]
Total votes : 10
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 Post subject: the REAL SBemail 118! (Fanfic)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:27 pm 
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I dunno where to put this, so move it if nessisary.

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Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever been trapped in the computer room with no way out?

Your friend,
Peter K from D.L


D.L? Are you from the internet or something? Maybe D.L stands for
DELETED!
Haha! This is the dumbest email i have EVER recived.
*click* *craaang* *click*
:sb: : What was that?
:sb: walks over to the door.
:sb: trys to open the door
:sb: : What the? It's locked!
:hr: walks in.
:sb: : DON'T CLOSE THAT DOOR!
:hr: : You don't own me!
:hr: closes the door.
:sb: : Yes I do. It says right here.
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This stupid contract says well accually it doesn't SAY anything because its a stupid piece of paper. Seriously, I dunno how many people say that their computers can talk. I mean, even MSN Messenger thinks their computers say things! I mean, its like impossible! All the messengers think that people can SAY emotions! It's a crazy world out there.
P.S I own Homestar Runner

Signed... Homestar Runner and Strong Bad

:hr: : Oh. In that case. IM LEAVING!
:hr: smashes into the door.
:hr: pulls the doorknob hard!
The doorknob comes off the door
:sb: : No!!! You idiot!
:hr: : Atleast we can use your computer for help!
:hr: goes over to the computer and sends a message.
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Dear Homestar Runner,
Strong Bad and I are trapped inside Strong Bad's Computer Room. Get us out. Now.
Your Self,
Homestar Runner

:sb: : That accomplished absolutley nothing!!!
:sad: : Hello?
:sad: opens the door, comes in, and closes the door.
:hr: : Hi Strong Sad, We are trapped inside Strong Bad's computer room. Can you get us out.
:sad: : Maybe if you emailed me about it.
:sm: : I come in!!!!!
:sm: opens the door, comes in, and closes the door.
:sm: : I need rubber ducky bath!!!!! {says while pounding the compy so that it exists no longer}
:sb: : AHH!! My computer!
:cheat: is inside the computer!
:cheatgrin: : HMM!! (OUCH!)
:sm: : CHEAT OUT OF COMPTY!!
:sb: : The Cheat? Howd you get in there?
:cheat: : Hmm hrr hm hee
:sb: : YOU SLEEP IN IT?!
:sad: : Why does The Cheat sleep inside your Compy?
:hr: : Who wouldn't wanna?
:bubs: comes in and closes the door
:bubs: : This looks like the perfect place to setup Bub's Consession Stand Version 2. No way out!
:sm: : ME WANT FOOOOD!!!
:pom: walks in
:sb: : Pom pom? I thought I made you explode!!
:pom: nods his head no.
:sb: : Does that mean i really got the ever-loving snot kicked out of me?!
:pom: nods his head "yes"
:sb: : Noo!
:coachz: walks in and closes the door.
:coachz: : Whats everone doing over here? We gotta game today!
:hr: : Oh Hi Coach Z, were trapped in here..
:coachz: : Oh! How will we get to the game?
:sad: : You know we could just...
:sb: : Shutup Strong Sad
:sad: But I...
:sb: I said to shut up!
:marzi: enters.
:marzi: : Strong Bad, gimme back my purse!
:sb: : What are you talking about?!
:marzi: : You know. From the Decemberween cartoon?
:sb: : Oh that... I uhh.. SPENT IT ON A NEW LAPTOP COMPUTER!
:marzi: : Oh thank you Strong Bad but, ive never used a computer in my life.
:sb: : Not for you, for me!
:marzi: : Fine then. It was counterfiet money for the props.
:hr: : Wow. Your gonna get arrested.
:bubs: : Spending coutnerfiet money = $60!!
:sm: : ME DONT HAVE 60 NICKELS!!!
:cheat: : Hrma!
:sb: : Your right The Cheat. Lets just crash through the door!
:sad: : Uhh wait. Thats not..
:sb: : One...
:sad: : No nononono. I think...
:sb: : Two...
:sad: : No wait thats not gonna...
:sb: : Three!
:sb: smashes into the door. Not a scratch
:sb: : Oh come on!
:sad: : I have a better idea
:sb: : I told you. Were not using a brick!
:sad: : I have a logical way out!!
:sb: : Oh fine whats your idea?!
:sad: : Lets just use the second door....


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Dear Peter K. in D.L
Sorry I deleted you. I just was trapped in a room full of nuts! Atleast someone was smart enough to accually not be freaking out enough not to see the second door.

From Strongbad
S.W (somewhere)


Last edited by peter4ever on Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:44 pm, edited 3 times in total.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:47 pm 
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Five words can sum that up for me "Weirded out, um, weirded out." That's actually not too bad. It actually not too bad. It does kinda sem like that could be an actual e-mail.

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 Post subject: Fanstuff
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:20 pm 
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Hmmm....doesn't this really belong in The Fanstuff Wiki?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:27 pm 
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Well, he did say "move it if needed" so..

Yeah, and I like it so far... Just a little too long.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:36 pm 
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Im almost done. The idea is really weird so


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Not bad, actually. Pretty funny.

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