Favorite Napoleon Dynamite Quote

Mr. Sparkle · **Posted:** Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:58 pm

Post your Favorite Napoleon Dynamite quote.

Mine is, "Just listen to your heart Pedro thats what I do"

thefreakyblueman · **Posted:** Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:04 pm

Mine is the obvious:

"I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk."

What an odd little movie.

T-Smash · **Posted:** Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:31 pm

I have a few:

This has to be the greatest movie ever. I saw it seven times in theaters, and then I've watched on DVD at least another seven times. I never get tired of it.

porplemontage · **Posted:** Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:42 pm

"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."
"Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?"
"Kip is like 32 years old."
"You're just jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day."
"But my lips hurt real bad"

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:08 pm

So many good lines! I can't pick just one, but I can do a pretty sweet impression of Napoleon; I even have a Vote for Pedro shirt & pair of moon boots! Thank God for Goodwill...

iKipapa · **Posted:** Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:43 pm

favorite quote: (Napoleon): "Well why don't you go eat a "decroded" piece of crap??!!"

IantheGecko wrote:

but I can do a pretty sweet impression of Napoleon

people at my school call me Napoleon and ask me to do impressions for them.

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

I'm not sure why, but when Napoleon hangs up the phone it I always makes me laugh real hard.

But I got a couple more:
Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Funny, funny movie.

Krissy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:00 am

I finally saw this movie over the weekend, and, let me say, it has got to be the funniest film I've seen in a long, long time!

Now, let's see, favorite quotes...

Kid on bus: "So, Napoleon, what are you gonna do today?"
Napoleon: "Whatever I feel like I'm gonna do, GOSH!"

Napoleon [when hanging up the phone]: 'Kay, bye.

So many more, but those take the cake.

FatPamPam · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:15 am **Posts:** 42

Man, I need to see this!

Of the clips that I've seen on the website, my fave would have to be:

"A liger."
"What's that?"
"Probably my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed."

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:14 pm

Krissy wrote:

Kid on bus: "So, Napoleon, what are you gonna do today?"
Napoleon: "Whatever I feel like I'm gonna do, GOSH!

Also my favourite. I just saw this on the weekend too, finally.
My favourite not-a-quote is Napoleon's bustin' out on stage. I've never seen anything funnier in my life. He freakin' rocks. GOSH!

Señor · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:23 pm

I like the whole "Can I use your guys' phone for a sec?" scene.
Office Lady:"Why? Is something wrong?"
Napoleon Dynamite:"I don't feeel very good."

I especially like cause I went through something like that today at school.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:36 pm

"I caught you a delicious bass."

"Girls like guys with skills. You know, like cage fighting skills, numchuk skills, computer hacking skills."

And the whole scene with the Tater Tots. Such a weird movie. I may need to buy it.

FatPamPam · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:15 am **Posts:** 42

I finally saw this last night.

What exactly is numchucking?

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:44 pm

FatPamPam wrote:

I finally saw this last night.

What exactly is numchucking?

Unless you're being sarcastic, he mean nunchucks. They're like, two rods or something connected by a length of chain.

FatPamPam · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:15 am **Posts:** 42

Oh, okay. Sorry, I was unfamiliar with the term.

Still, this movie is awesome!

Krissy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:34 am

FatPamPam wrote:

Still, this movie is awesome!

Amen to that.

I actually found out after watching it that there was a little five minute clip of Kip and La Fonda's wedding after the credits, so, naturally, I had to go and watch it. That might just be my new favorite scene out of the entire movie.

"Sorry I'm late. I was busy taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

:mrgreen:

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:41 pm

The clip of Kip & Lafawnduh's wedding was filmed later on; if you look closely you'll be able to tell that Napoleon's hair is different (redder, I think). In one of the special features they also mention how great it was to have the cast back together again. Anyone know how long after filming it was? I didn't see the movie in the theatre so I'm assuming the clip wasn't a part of the film at that time.
Upon reflection, I'm adding "Can I have one of your keychains?" to my favourite quotes list; the way he sticks it into his waistband is priceless.

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:47 pm

I thought the folks in this thread might enjoy this:
http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/topten.html

The extra wedding scene was added for the film's wide release, after its great success in limited release. So depending when you saw it you could have seen it in theatres (I did). As a matter of trivia, that five-minute scene cost about half as much as the entire feature itself cost.

porplemontage · **Posted:** Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:45 pm

That was good, Jones. If you have the DVD then you can see the wedding seen at the end of the movie.

InterruptorJones wrote:

As a matter of trivia, that five-minute scene cost about half as much as the entire feature itself cost.

Hey, I just read that on The Internet Movie Database.

homestrar1334 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:35 pm

''She says she dosen't wan't you back cause' your ruining are lives and eating all are BEEF!''

Homeschool Winner · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:20 am

My favorite quotes are "I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat?"-Napoleon, "Peace out"-Kip, and when Napoleon replies to the dancing instructional video.

Dancing Instructor: Are you ready to groove?
Napoleon: Yes.

Very, very funny movie.

GuyWithBigKnife · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:53 am

Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: What?
Napoleon: Large talons!

Kid: Tell us again what you did this summer.
Napoleon: I was up in Alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
Kid: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yeah like 50 of em! They were trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?!?
Kid: What kinda gun did you use?
Napoleon: A flippin' 12-gague, what do you think?!?

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:04 am

Napoleon: "So what are you gonna do?"
Pedro: "I don't know, build her a cake or something."

Build her a cake? So frickin' awexome...

iKipapa · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:23 am

There are so many good quotes to that movie...

I've only seen it 14 times though...

hehe...I've memorized it too!

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

meh... I thought that the whole movie was kinda boring. Half of it you could fast forward though and not have missed anything. I've seen funnyer movies on the internet. And there free lol. I don't see why it's so popular. Ecspecilly around my school. I saw in the theaters once, then my parents bought the dvd And made me watch it like, 2 times more, then me and my freinds went to a party and we watched it again, aaaaand then they showed it in math class cuz we were way ahead of the other clasess. I'm officially bored by that movie lol

but if I had to pick a quote:

"Tina you fat lard come eat some food!"

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

extremejon09 wrote:

meh... I thought that the whole movie was kinda boring. Half of it you could fast forward though and not have missed anything. I've seen funnyer movies on the internet. And there free lol. I don't see why it's so popular. Ecspecilly around my school. I saw in the theaters once, then my parents bought the dvd And made me watch it like, 2 times more, then me and my freinds went to a party and we watched it again, aaaaand then they blah blah blah...

Evil, evil kid. :-D

extremejon09 wrote:

funnyer

Man, you woke up on the evil side of the bed this morning. What awful spelling!

porplemontage · **Posted:** Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:49 pm

Take this "Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?" quiz.

ThatGoblin · **Posted:** Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:21 pm

"You got shocks, pegs. Lucky!!"

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:08 pm

Who's the only guy here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?"

Hahahha....
As seen in:
deleted scenes

fahooglewitz1077 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:18 pm

"I dunno. Build her a cake or something."

Hey, I just realized that Homestar Runner would be cool if it were "Homestar Dynamite". Imagine Homestar as Napoleon, Strong Bad as Kip, etc. It works!

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