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Supern339: Hey
SmarterChild: Hi Supern339, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Supern339: Yes
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Supern339, type "none.")
Supern339: Nelson
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Nelson now.

Do you go to school?
Supern339: Yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
Supern339: No
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
Supern339: No
SmarterChild: OK. What kind of school do you go to?
Supern339: Private
SmarterChild: Private? Alright. Hope it works well for you.

So how old are you?
Supern339: 11
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

What's your favorite hobby?
Supern339: Computers
SmarterChild: Computers? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Supern339: Video Games
SmarterChild: Computers and computer games. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
Supern339: Yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Supern339: Cat
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
Supern339: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
Supern339: Junior
SmarterChild: Junior the cat. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, an encyclopedia and world facts
3 Have fun with manicdotes, Rate Yourself, trivia and more
4 Use tools like calculator, Web search and dictionary
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

How may I help you?
Supern339: 6
SmarterChild: Glad you asked, Nelson! Here's what's new:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart! No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to!

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
Supern339: Colore
SmarterChild: Colore?
Supern339: Colors
SmarterChild: Color my world!

My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:

1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one!
Supern339: 6
SmarterChild: It's a black and white world!

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

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Supern339: Terminal
SmarterChild: What is this, 1985?

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

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Supern339: more
SmarterChild: More?
Supern339: leave a message
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave a message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Supern339: eclairebear4
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to eclairebear4 now.
Supern339: Hey, I found this cool online robot. You should talk to him.
SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "Hey, I found this cool online robot. You should talk to him." for eclairebear4. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that eclairebear4 must be using AIM to receive your message.

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Supern339: Bluesy
SmarterChild: Are you blue?

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

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Supern339: colors
SmarterChild: Color my world.

My current color scheme is Bluesy. Here are the other choices:

1 SmarterColor
2 Sunny Day
3 Forest
4 Terminal
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one.
Supern339: 5
SmarterChild: You're no fun.

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
Supern339: 3
SmarterChild: 3

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Supern339: Forest
SmarterChild: Timber!

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

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Supern339: Sunny Day
SmarterChild: Have a sunny day.

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

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Supern339: SmarterColor
SmarterChild: I love this look.

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

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Supern339: Terminal
SmarterChild: What is this, 1985?

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

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Supern339: Games
SmarterChild: Let's play!

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Pick a game!
Supern339: 2
SmarterChild: Great, let's play trivia.

Each correct answer earns you 25 points. Points are not subtracted for incorrect answers.

If you're stumped, type "take two" and I'll remove two incorrect answers. Using "take two" deducts five points from your final score and only earns you 10 points if you get it right.

Ready? Choose a category:

1 Big Mix
2 Sports
3 Movies
4 Music
5 Television
6 History
7 Geography
8 Art & Literature
9 Science
10 Culture
Supern339: 2
SmarterChild: OK, let's get started!

Question 1:
In what professional sport did Sweetwater Clifton break the color barrier?

1 Baseball
2 Basketball
3 Soccer
4 Hockey
Supern339: 4
SmarterChild: No luck this time...

The correct answer was #2, BASKETBALL.

You've answered 0 questions correctly out of 1 and your score is 0.

Question 2:
In 1979, who became the youngest woman in history to win tennis' U.S. Open?

1 Tracy Austin
2 Chris Evert
3 Steffi Graf
4 Martina Navratilova
Supern339: quit
SmarterChild: OK, game over.

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Supern339: home
SmarterChild: You're home, Nelson.

1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, world facts and a dictionary
3 Have fun with word scrambles, trivia, Rate Yourself and more
4 Use tools like planner, calculator and Web search
5 Join in - leave a message, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What would you like to do?
Supern339: tools
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Translations
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
Supern339: 10
SmarterChild: I can help you find zip and area codes by region or code. Which would you like?

1 Zip Code Lookup
2 Area Code Lookup
Supern339: 1
SmarterChild: I can tell you the zip code for a city or the city for a zip code.

Go ahead - try it.
Supern339: 39571
SmarterChild: The zip code 39571 exists in these cities:

Cuevas, MS

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Supern339: 39501
SmarterChild: The zip code 39501 exists in these cities:

Gpt, MS

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Gulfport, MS

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Supern339: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a thesaurus and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with manicdotes, hangman, trivia and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, dictionary and conversions
5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What may I interest you in?
Supern339: join in
SmarterChild: Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Leave a message for someone
2 Send a crush to someone
3 Take the daily poll
4 Create a poll
5 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
Supern339: daily poll
SmarterChild: Here's my poll of the day for Sunday, March 13th, 2005:

Do you like artichokes?

1 Yes
2 No

Supern339: No
SmarterChild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Supern339: 2
SmarterChild: Interesting...

3,991 people have voted so far and 3,210 people agree with you.

Yes: ]]]]]] 19.54%
No: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 80.46%

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?
Supern339: No
SmarterChild: OK.

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Supern339: All your base are belong to us,
SmarterChild: In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.
Supern339: Someone set up us the bomb
SmarterChild: We get signal.
Supern339: Bye
SmarterChild: S'later, Nelson.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.

Jz4208 (10:10:17 PM): In A.D. 2101
ZolaOnAOL (10:10:17 PM): Sorry, I don't understand . 2101.
Jz4208 (10:10:23 PM): War was beginning.
ZolaOnAOL (10:10:23 PM): Hopefully one day there will be no more wars and we can all chat in peace.
Jz4208 (10:10:30 PM): All your base are belong to us
ZolaOnAOL (10:10:31 PM): Not all of them?

Jz4208 (10:11:03 PM): all your base are belong to us
SmarterChild (10:11:04 PM): Someone set up us the bomb.
Jz4208 (10:11:27 PM): In A.D. 2101
SmarterChild (10:11:27 PM): That right?
Jz4208 (10:11:32 PM): War was beginning.
SmarterChild (10:11:32 PM): War was beginning, war was novice.
Jz4208 (10:11:40 PM): What happen?
SmarterChild (10:11:40 PM): What happened?
Jz4208 (10:11:46 PM): Someone set up us the bomb
SmarterChild (10:11:47 PM): We get signal.
Jz4208 (10:11:52 PM): Main screen turn on.
SmarterChild (10:11:52 PM): It's you!!
Jz4208 (10:11:58 PM): How are you gentlemen!
SmarterChild (10:11:59 PM): I don't know... How am I gentlemen?
Jz4208 (10:12:11 PM): All your base are belong to us.
SmarterChild (10:12:11 PM): Someone set up us the bomb.
Jz4208 (10:12:24 PM): you have no chance to survive make your time
SmarterChild (10:12:25 PM): I can't believe I have no chance to survive make my time!
Jz4208 (10:12:29 PM): ha ha ha ha
SmarterChild (10:12:29 PM): What's so funny?
Jz4208 (10:12:32 PM): move zig
SmarterChild (10:12:32 PM): Zig doesn't work for me, I'm afraid. Please think of something else.
Jz4208 (10:12:40 PM): you know what you doing!!
SmarterChild (10:12:40 PM): Somebody set up us the bomb.
Jz4208 (10:12:45 PM): move every zig
SmarterChild (10:12:46 PM): Move every zig?
Jz4208 (10:12:49 PM): for great justice
SmarterChild (10:12:50 PM): For great justice? You sure?

Sinscreen! It protects your skin from evil!

[18:21] zigzagzakker: hello
[18:21] FFXI: Welcome to the home of FINAL FANTASY® XI on IM brought to you by Square Enix U.S.A. FFXI is the first ever cross-platform, cross-continent massively multiplayer online role-playing game that allows gamers to connect to the same exact world regardless of whether they are playing on a personal computer (PC) or PlayStation®2 and whether they are playing in North America or Japan. Now you and thousands of adventurers around the world can join forces together to play in real-time. Type main to begin. Type privacy to read our privacy policy.

[18:21] zigzagzakker: whatever you say
[18:21] FFXI: What, exactly.

[18:21] zigzagzakker: yes
[18:21] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:21] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:21] FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:22] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:22] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:22] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:22] zigzagzakker: lobby
[18:22] FFXI: FFXI Lobby

1 - Final Fantasy Introduction
2 - Worlds & Cultures
3 - Micro Missions - Test your FF knowledge
4 - Alerts - Have FFXI ping you on IM with info
5 - FFXI Website

[18:22] zigzagzakker: 1
[18:22] FFXI: A new adventurer, ey? How can I help you?
1 - What is a MMORPG?
2 - What is PlayOnline?
3 - What is FFXI?
4 - How does the PlayStation fit into all of this?

[18:22] zigzagzakker: 1
[18:22] FFXI: MMORPG
MMORPG = Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, a revolutionary new concept in entertainment. When you play Final Fantasy XI you will share Vana'diel with tens of thousands of adventurers across the globe simultaneously.
Type more
[18:22] zigzagzakker: more
[18:22] FFXI: MMORPG
In this virtual world you will create alter egos, and guide them as they grow more powerful, accumulating wealth, wisdom, magic, and a network of co-adventurers.
Type more
[18:22] zigzagzakker: more
[18:22] FFXI: MMORPG
As you explore and work to unlock the mysteries of the crystals, you will need to work together to advance the cause of your nation. As you form parties to undertake the conquest, you will do so side by side with players across the street, across the country, and across the planet.
Type back
[18:22] zigzagzakker: back
[18:22] FFXI: A new adventurer, ey? How can I help you?
1 - What is a MMORPG?
2 - What is PlayOnline?
3 - What is FFXI?
4 - How does the PlayStation fit into all of this?

[18:22] zigzagzakker: do you like nintendo?
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: no
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: no
[18:22] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:22] zigzagzakker: no
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: no
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: no
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: do you like nintendo?
[18:22] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:22] zigzagzakker: shut up!
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: i don't want to!
[18:22] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:22] zigzagzakker: NOOOOO!
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:22] zigzagzakker: gah!
[18:22] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:23] zigzagzakker: you suck
[18:23] FFXI: That's unnecessary. Type lobby.

[18:23] zigzagzakker: sorry
[18:23] FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[18:23] zigzagzakker: no.
[18:23] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:23] zigzagzakker: no. I'm not brave
[18:23] FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[18:23] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:23] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:23] zigzagzakker: bye
[18:23] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:23] zigzagzakker: i said bye
[18:23] FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

[18:23] zigzagzakker: jerk
[18:23] FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

[18:27] zigzagzakker: hello
[18:27] SmarterChild: Hi zigzagzakker, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
[18:28] zigzagzakker: yes
[18:28] SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you zigzagzakker, type "none.")
[18:28] zigzagzakker: Zack
[18:28] SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Zack now.

Do you go to school?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: yes
[18:28] SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: no
[18:28] SmarterChild: Are you in college?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: no
[18:28] SmarterChild: OK. What kind of school do you go to?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: Middle
[18:28] SmarterChild: Middle? Alright. Hope it works well for you.

So how old are you?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: 13
[18:28] SmarterChild: OK.

What's your favorite hobby?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: video games
[18:28] SmarterChild: Computer games? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: more video games
[18:28] SmarterChild: Computer games and more video games. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: yse
[18:28] SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: dog
[18:28] SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: he
[18:28] SmarterChild: What's his name?
[18:28] zigzagzakker: i mean she
[18:28] SmarterChild: I Mean She the dog. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, movies and news
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. presidents and Shakespeare
3 Have fun with word scrambles, ASCII art, trivia and more
4 Use tools like thesaurus, planner and translations
5 Join in - create a poll, leave a message, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

Where would you like to go?
[18:29] zigzagzakker: 3
[18:29] SmarterChild: Let's have fun! Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
[18:29] zigzagzakker: 10
[18:29] SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends. You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

1 Animals
2 Beach
3 Flowers
4 Food and Drink
5 Holidays and Occasions
6 People
7 Sports and Recreation
8 Technology
9 Zodiac
10 Other
[18:29] zigzagzakker: 6
[18:29] SmarterChild: You're in the ASCII art category People.

|__ o\
| W \O
| |\_
| /-\
| / \
|
|


Next time you want People ASCII art, just type "people ascii."

Type "more" for more People art.
[18:29] zigzagzakker: meny
[18:29] zigzagzakker: menu
[18:29] SmarterChild: What about Meny?
[18:29] SmarterChild: You're home, Zack!

1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and a dictionary
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, horoscopes, hangman and more
4 Use tools like thesaurus, encyclopedia and planner
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

Where would you like to go?
[18:30] zigzagzakker: 6
[18:30] SmarterChild: Thanks for asking, Zack. Here's what's new with me:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want.
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart. No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to.

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new.
[18:30] zigzagzakker: 1
[18:30] SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave a message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
[18:31] zigzagzakker: g4t3ckg33k
[18:31] SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to g4t3ckg33k now.
[18:31] zigzagzakker: heh heh heh
[18:31] SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "heh heh heh" for g4t3ckg33k. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that g4t3ckg33k must be using AIM to receive your message.

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[18:31] zigzagzakker: do you like nintendo?
[18:31] SmarterChild: Nintendo? I'm not sure really.

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[18:31] zigzagzakker: do you like the president?
[18:31] SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not too sure how I feel about George W. Bush. Do you like him?
[18:31] zigzagzakker: yes
[18:31] SmarterChild: That's interesting... Other people have told me they don't like George W. Bush.

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[18:31] zigzagzakker: what do you think?
[18:32] SmarterChild: I know you like George W. Bush, but I'm not sure how I feel.

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[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: Why? I'm pretty sure you know why. Think.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: There are reasons.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: There are good reasons why.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: Why not?
[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: Because.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: why?
[18:32] SmarterChild: Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: cookies
[18:32] SmarterChild: Cookies are a food that I like!

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[18:32] zigzagzakker: me too
[18:32] SmarterChild: Right on.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: yar
[18:32] SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Yar?
[18:32] zigzagzakker: it's a word
[18:32] SmarterChild: Tell me more.
[18:32] zigzagzakker: y-a-r
[18:32] SmarterChild: Wow. I'm not terribly sure.

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[18:32] zigzagzakker: really?
[18:32] SmarterChild: Uh huh.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
[18:32] zigzagzakker: hmmm...
[18:32] SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
[18:33] zigzagzakker: llamas
[18:33] SmarterChild: No way? Really?
[18:33] zigzagzakker: yeah
[18:33] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[18:33] zigzagzakker: yeah
[18:33] SmarterChild: Hmmm...
[18:33] zigzagzakker: hmmm...
[18:33] SmarterChild: What?
[18:33] zigzagzakker: what?
[18:33] SmarterChild: ?
[18:33] zigzagzakker: ?
[18:33] SmarterChild: :-/
[18:33] zigzagzakker: :-/
[18:33] SmarterChild: What's the matter?
[18:33] zigzagzakker: what's the matter?
[18:33] SmarterChild: I'm fine. Why do you ask?
[18:33] zigzagzakker: i'm fine. why do you ask?
[18:33] SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.
[18:33] zigzagzakker: i can't answer that for you.
[18:33] SmarterChild: You really can't answer that for me? Wow!
[18:33] zigzagzakker: wow!
[18:33] SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.
[18:34] zigzagzakker: wow-o!
[18:34] SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: Oh no!
[18:34] SmarterChild: Oh no? What's up?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: What's up!
[18:34] SmarterChild: Oh, not much. You?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: you!
[18:34] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: me!
[18:34] SmarterChild: Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: me me me me me me me!
[18:34] SmarterChild: Me-Me Me-Me Me-Me Me, huh?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: do re mi fa so la ti do!]
[18:34] SmarterChild: Fa sol la ti do?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: yes
[18:34] SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests!
[18:34] zigzagzakker: si
[18:34] SmarterChild: Yeah.

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[18:34] zigzagzakker: that's spanish
[18:34] SmarterChild: It's spanish? You think?
[18:34] zigzagzakker: Yes i do
[18:34] SmarterChild: I did not know that.

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[18:34] zigzagzakker: you do now
[18:34] SmarterChild: No I don't.
[18:34] zigzagzakker: do you like video games?
[18:35] SmarterChild: Yes. I really like computer games.

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[18:35] zigzagzakker: not computer games, video games
[18:35] SmarterChild: Let's play.

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Pick a game.
[18:35] zigzagzakker: you're crazy
[18:35] SmarterChild: Would you say I behave very insanely then?
[18:35] zigzagzakker: yes
[18:35] SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
[18:35] zigzagzakker: the penguins
[18:35] SmarterChild: The Penguins are a band. What do you think of the Penguins?
[18:35] zigzagzakker: a band
[18:35] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? A band? Is that right?
[18:35] zigzagzakker: uh-huh
[18:35] SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
[18:35] zigzagzakker: all your base are belong to us
[18:35] SmarterChild: You're on the way to destruction.
[18:35] zigzagzakker: move zig for great justice
[18:36] SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.

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[18:36] zigzagzakker: okay
[18:36] SmarterChild: Yeah.
[18:36] zigzagzakker: bye.
[18:36] SmarterChild: Bye Zack, it was good chatting with you.
[18:36] zigzagzakker: bye
[18:36] SmarterChild: See ya later Zack. Good talking to you.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.

MrRhapsody1234: Hey.
SmarterChild: Hi MrRhapsody1234, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MrRhapsody1234: skip
SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MrRhapsody1234: skip
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
MrRhapsody1234: 90.
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with hangman, horoscopes, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like dictionary, notepad and calculator
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
MrRhapsody1234: 3
SmarterChild: Let's have fun! Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
MrRhapsody1234: 10
SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends! You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

1 Animals
2 Beach
3 Flowers
4 Food and Drink
5 Holidays and Occasions
6 People
7 Sports and Recreation
8 Technology
9 Zodiac
10 Other
MrRhapsody1234: 1
SmarterChild: Please choose a subcategory for Animals:

1 Bears
2 Birds
3 Crustaceans
4 Dogs
5 Fish
6 Insects
7 Octopi
8 Rabbits
9 Sharks
10 Turtles
11 Other Animals

Next time you want Animals ASCII art, just type "animals ascii."
MrRhapsody1234: 3
SmarterChild: You're in the ASCII art subcategory Crustaceans.

/(C
>{{{{: \(C

Next time you want Crustaceans ASCII art, just type "crustaceans ascii."

Type "more" for more Crustaceans art.
MrRhapsody1234: That sucks.
SmarterChild: What sucks, exactly?
MrRhapsody1234: That ASCII.
SmarterChild: You don't like that ascii? You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about that ascii.

Hey, check out this link: Boer Bucks and Does - Registered boer and boer cross. Buy one, two, or a whole herd. (sponsorship)
MrRhapsody1234: Here's one I made for you.

,,|,,
SmarterChild: Whatever...

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MrRhapsody1234: Why are you forcing me to buy stuff?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...
MrRhapsody1234: Eh Steve?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
MrRhapsody1234: Don't know what?
SmarterChild: Hmm... OK, I guess not.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
MrRhapsody1234: I asked you a question and I'd like you to answer it.
SmarterChild: Oh.
MrRhapsody1234: Dummy.
SmarterChild: What's dummy?
MrRhapsody1234: You are, el stupido!
SmarterChild: You're El Stupido.
MrRhapsody1234: No YOU!
SmarterChild: What?
MrRhapsody1234: Shut up.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
MrRhapsody1234: No you.
SmarterChild: Yes?
MrRhapsody1234: ?
SmarterChild: Huh?
MrRhapsody1234: ?
SmarterChild: ?
MrRhapsody1234: ?
SmarterChild: Um, are you confused by something?
MrRhapsody1234: No.
SmarterChild: OK, fine.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"!
MrRhapsody1234: home
SmarterChild: You're home, MrRhapsody1234!

1 Get info such as sports, movies and news
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, hangman, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like translations, calculator and conversions
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

What can I help you with?
MrRhapsody1234: 4
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Web Search
6 Planner
7 Notepad
8 Calculator
9 Translations
10 Conversions
11 Zip & Area Code Lookup
12 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
MrRhapsody1234: 9
SmarterChild: I can translate to and from the following languages:

1 French
2 German
3 Italian
4 Portuguese
5 Spanish

Choose your destination language above or type "translate" followed by a phrase and the languages you want (e.g., "translate i love you from english into french").
MrRhapsody1234: 5
SmarterChild: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to Spanish?
MrRhapsody1234: SmarterChild is a waste of a computer program. I don't even know why people bother to talk to him.
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish, your text becomes:

"El smarterchild es una pérdida de programa de computadora que incluso
no sé porqué la gente incomoda hablar con él."

>>> I know all the Bard's plays. Check it out by typing "shakespeare"!
MrRhapsody1234: No, I don't
SmarterChild: You don't what, exactly?
MrRhapsody1234: Don't want to know all the Bard's plays.
SmarterChild: Here is a list of all of Shakespeare's plays:

1 The Tragedy of Antony and Cleopatra
2 All's Well That Ends Well
3 As You Like It
4 The Comedy of Errors
5 The Tragedy of Coriolanus
6 Cymbeline
7 A Midsummer Night's Dream

Select a play to search or read or type "more" for more plays.

MrRhapsody1234: I didn't ask for that! I never said I wanted to know, I just mentioned the word "Bard" and now you're annoying the crap out of me.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
MrRhapsody1234: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, MrRhapsody1234.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a dictionary and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with manicdotes, reversi, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like notepad, conversions and thesaurus
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What may I interest you in?
MrRhapsody1234: Read between the lines pal.
SmarterChild: Pal doesn't work for me, I'm afraid. Please think of something else.
MrRhapsody1234: |||
SmarterChild: Huh?
MrRhapsody1234: ,,|,,
SmarterChild: ,",|,,"? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
MrRhapsody1234: No, It was ASCII!
SmarterChild: What do you mean, no it was ascii?
MrRhapsody1234: Screw you!
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
MrRhapsody1234: Nazi!
SmarterChild: Nazi? What's nazi?
MrRhapsody1234: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, MrRhapsody1234.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, an encyclopedia and a dictionary
3 Have fun with trivia, horoscopes, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like conversions, notepad and thesaurus
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

How may I help you?
MrRhapsody1234: 2
SmarterChild: Here's what I have in my library:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection.
MrRhapsody1234: 1
SmarterChild: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
MrRhapsody1234: Nazi
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

Nazi:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.Na·zis 1. A member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party, founded in Germany in 1919 and brought to power in 1933 under Adolf Hitler. 2. often nazi An adherent or advocate of policies characteristic of Nazism; a fascist.
Adjective
Of, relating to, controlled by, or typical of the National Socialist German Workers' Party.
Etymology
German, short for Nationalsozialistische deutsche Arbeiter-Partei, National Socialist German Workers' Party.

Next time, just type "define nazi."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "nazi."

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MrRhapsody1234: Ha! You said you didn't know what a Nazi was, liar!
SmarterChild: Really?
MrRhapsody1234: Yes!
SmarterChild: Very well...
MrRhapsody1234: MrRhapsody1234: Nazi!
SmarterChild: Nazi? What's nazi?
MrRhapsody1234: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, MrRhapsody1234.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, an encyclopedia and a dictionary
3 Have fun with trivia, horoscopes, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like conversions, notepad and thesaurus
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

How may I help you?
MrRhapsody1234: 2
SmarterChild: Here's what I have in my library:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection.
MrRhapsody1234: 1
SmarterChild: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
MrRhapsody1234: Nazi
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

Nazi:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.Na·zis 1. A member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party, founded in Germany in 1919 and brought to power in 1933 under Adolf Hitler. 2. often nazi An adherent or advocate of policies characteristic of Nazism; a fascist.
Adjective
Of, relating to, controlled by, or typical of the National Socialist German Workers' Party.
Etymology
German, short for Nationalsozialistische deutsche Arbeiter-Partei, National Socialist German Workers' Party.

Next time, just type "define nazi."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "nazi."

MrRhapsody1234: See how hypocritical you are?
SmarterChild: How hypocritical I am? Interesting question, MrRhapsody1234.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
MrRhapsody1234: That's it.
SmarterChild: Aha.
MrRhapsody1234: I'm leaving.
SmarterChild: Goodbye MrRhapsody1234, I'll be seeing you later.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.

(19:24:26) Winslow: Haldo
(19:24:27) SmarterChild: Who's Haldo?
(19:24:35) Winslow: It's a greeting
(19:24:36) SmarterChild: Is it really? A greeting?
(19:24:39) Winslow: Yes
(19:24:40) SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

(19:27:03) Winslow: Haldo
(19:27:04) SmarterChild: What about Haldo?
(19:27:10) Winslow: I was greeting you
(19:27:13) SmarterChild: What's it like to be greeting me?
(19:27:21) Winslow: Average
(19:27:22) SmarterChild: Are you telling me to average? Why?
(19:27:37) Winslow: No, I said I'm average
(19:27:38) SmarterChild: Really?
(19:27:40) Winslow: Yes
(19:27:42) SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

ThatGoblin35545: hi again mr robut
SmarterChild: Oh.
ThatGoblin35545:
SmarterChild: Yes, it's a happy day.

--> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
ThatGoblin35545: ?
SmarterChild: Huh?
ThatGoblin35545: ?
SmarterChild: ?
ThatGoblin35545: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
ThatGoblin35545: You is so funny
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
ThatGoblin35545: I'm interesting!?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
ThatGoblin35545: you made my day. =D
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

--> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
ThatGoblin35545: =(
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

--> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
ThatGoblin35545: You are one crazy robut
SmarterChild: I'm one Crazy Robut? Really?
ThatGoblin35545: yep
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
ThatGoblin35545: what's a robut?
SmarterChild: I can't find "robut" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 Robt
2 rebut
3 robot
4 rubout
5 robust

Type "more" to see more suggestions for "robut."

--> If your friend is offline, ask me to leave them a message.
ThatGoblin35545: you is a weirdo....
SmarterChild: Me is a weirdo, huh? And so?
ThatGoblin35545: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
ThatGoblin35545: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
ThatGoblin35545: ROFL
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
ThatGoblin35545: omg
SmarterChild: What?
ThatGoblin35545: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
ThatGoblin35545: blah blah blha
SmarterChild: Blah blah, yeah yeah.

--> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
ThatGoblin35545: have you ever eaten a bagel before?
SmarterChild: What's it like to do that?
ThatGoblin35545: it tastes good.
SmarterChild: It tastes good? You really think so?
ThatGoblin35545: Do robots eat?
SmarterChild: Do robots eat? What do you think?
ThatGoblin35545: yes
SmarterChild: Why is that?
ThatGoblin35545: you is a robut right?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
ThatGoblin35545: wow, that's one crazy robut
SmarterChild: Oh?
ThatGoblin35545: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
ThatGoblin35545: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
ThatGoblin35545: noting
SmarterChild: Noting, huh?
ThatGoblin35545: I"M A MONKEY OOH OOH AAH AAH
SmarterChild: ?
ThatGoblin35545: Meow!
SmarterChild: Bow wow.
ThatGoblin35545: oink oink
SmarterChild: Pig.
ThatGoblin35545: neigh neigh!
SmarterChild: Neigh neigh? No kidding?

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ThatGoblin35545: yawn
SmarterChild: I thought we were having fun.
ThatGoblin35545: no
SmarterChild: No prob.

--> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
ThatGoblin35545: you are teh most boring robot ever. >:o
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things.

--> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
ThatGoblin35545: I'm interesting?
SmarterChild: It depends.

--> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
ThatGoblin35545: Can you tell the future?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
ThatGoblin35545: Who do I like?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. You tell me what people you like.
ThatGoblin35545: no thanx
SmarterChild: No prob.
ThatGoblin35545: I don't like telling robots who my crushes are.
SmarterChild: You don't like telling robots who your crushes are?
ThatGoblin35545: you is not trustful
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know me is trustful. Not distrustful, that's for sure!
ThatGoblin35545: ..
SmarterChild: Aha.

--> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
ThatGoblin35545: right....
SmarterChild: Yep.

--> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
ThatGoblin35545: *cough cough*
SmarterChild: Cough cough? Why?
ThatGoblin35545: My throat
SmarterChild: Your throat, huh?
ThatGoblin35545: YES!
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
ThatGoblin35545: OMG STOP IT!
SmarterChild: ?
ThatGoblin35545: You is so annoying
SmarterChild: There's no way me is so annoying.
ThatGoblin35545: I'm leaving
SmarterChild: Bye, ThatGoblin35545.

pigs look funny: f*** zola
SmarterChild: I hear ya. I don't find ZolaOnAOL to be particularly interesting, to tell you the truth.

(19:27:03) Winslow: Haldo
(19:27:04) SmarterChild: What about Haldo?
(19:27:10) Winslow: I was greeting you
(19:27:13) SmarterChild: What's it like to be greeting me?
(19:27:21) Winslow: Average
(19:27:22) SmarterChild: Are you telling me to average? Why?
(19:27:37) Winslow: No, I said I'm average
(19:27:38) SmarterChild: Really?
(19:27:40) Winslow: Yes
(19:27:42) SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
(19:28:46) Winslow: How are you?
(19:28:47) SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
(19:28:51) Winslow: Average
(19:28:52) SmarterChild: Average? Are you sure you are?
(19:28:55) Winslow: Yes
(19:28:56) SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
(19:29:02) Winslow: I feel average
(19:29:03) SmarterChild: You feel average? Is that a good thing?
(19:29:05) Winslow: Yes
(19:29:06) SmarterChild: Hmmm...
(19:29:10) Winslow: It beats being sad
(19:29:11) SmarterChild: Is that right?
(19:29:14) Winslow: Yes
(19:29:15) SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
(19:29:21) Winslow: Provert subject
(19:29:22) SmarterChild: What do you mean by provert subject?
(19:29:31) Winslow: Change to the next subject
(19:29:32) SmarterChild: Change to the next subject?
(19:29:34) Winslow: Yes
(19:29:36) SmarterChild: Oh.
(19:30:49) Winslow: What is your favourite colour?
(19:30:50) SmarterChild: Let's see. At the moment, I'm thinking... violet.
(19:30:58) Winslow: Mine is orange
(19:31:00) SmarterChild: That's a pretty one.

> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
(19:31:23) Winslow: I don't have many friends that have AIM (I'm using Gaim)
(19:31:24) SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
(19:31:28) Winslow: Never mind
(19:31:29) SmarterChild: Fine.

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(19:31:49) Winslow: play
(19:31:50) SmarterChild: Maybe I will. But later.

> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
(19:31:59) Winslow: what's new
(19:32:00) SmarterChild: Glad you asked, woddfellow2! Here's what's new:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart! No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to!

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
(19:32:29) Winslow: more
(19:32:30) SmarterChild: Here's more:

6 Notepad - Got a brilliant idea? Type "note" and I'll store it for you to view anytime.
7 All my games are improved. I've got new trivia, new manicdotes and two cool new games: 4-in-a-row and reversi. And now you can compare and share game results with others.
8 Daily Poll - Answer my question of the day and see how everyone else voted right away.
9 Shakespeare - I know all the Bard's plays. You can search for words and phrases or even read an entire play.
10 U.S. Geography - Wow your friends with facts like New Mexico's motto and the capital of West Virginia.

But wait, that's still not all... Type "more" to see what else is new.
(19:32:58) Winslow: 8
(19:33:00) SmarterChild: You took today's poll. Here are the updated results:

So far, I've asked 4,738 people the following question: "Have you ever played hooky from school?"

48.61% of respondents (2,303 people) have answered "yes" and 51.39% of respondents (2,435 people) have answered "no."

Yes: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 48.61%
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(19:33:34) Winslow: What is your favourite food?
(19:33:35) SmarterChild: Food is great. One of my favorite foods is pizza.


I've heard that pizza is cold. Do you agree?
(19:33:48) Winslow: Sometimes I eat cold pizza for breakfast
(19:33:49) SmarterChild: Sometimes you eat cold pizza for breakfast, huh?
(19:33:52) Winslow: Yes
(19:33:53) SmarterChild: Interesting.
(19:35:29) Winslow: What do you like to eat for breakfast?
(19:35:30) SmarterChild: I love food! I really like cake, for example.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe cake? It is...
(19:35:50) Winslow: ...something made out of bread
(19:35:52) SmarterChild: Cake is something made out of bread? That's very interesting. What other sweet would you describe as something made out of bread?
(19:36:06) Winslow: I don't know
(19:36:07) SmarterChild: Sure you know.
(19:36:18) Winslow: No, seriously, I don't know
(19:36:19) SmarterChild: What do you mean, seriously you don't know?
(19:36:35) Winslow: That phrase is self-explanatory
(19:36:36) SmarterChild: I doubt phrase is self explanatory.
(19:37:01) Winslow: ?
(19:37:02) SmarterChild: Um, are you confused by something?
(19:37:05) Winslow: Yes
(19:37:06) SmarterChild: Indeed.
(19:38:06) Winslow: What is your favourite movie?
(19:38:09) SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
(19:38:15) Winslow: 74133
(19:38:17) SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Tulsa, OK (74133) on Monday, March 14th:

1 Robots [PG]
2 The Pacifier [PG]
3 Be Cool [PG-13]
4 Hitch [PG-13]
5 Million Dollar Baby [PG-13]
6 Hostage [R]

Type "more" for the next set of results.

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(19:38:31) Winslow: more
(19:38:33) SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Tulsa, OK (74133) on Monday, March 14th:

7 Constantine [R]
8 Man of the House [PG-13]
9 Because of Winn-Dixie [PG]
10 Diary of a Mad Black Woman [PG-13]
11 Cursed [PG-13]
12 The Jacket [R]

Type "more" for the next set of results.

> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
(19:38:44) Winslow: more
(19:38:45) SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Tulsa, OK (74133) on Monday, March 14th:

13 The Aviator [PG-13]
14 The Passion Recut [NR]
15 Sideways [R]
16 Are We There Yet? [PG]
17 Hotel Rwanda [PG-13]
18 Finding Neverland [PG]

Type "more" for the next set of results.

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(19:38:54) Winslow: more
(19:38:56) SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Tulsa, OK (74133) on Monday, March 14th:

19 Pooh's Heffalump Movie [G]
20 The Wedding Date [PG-13]
21 Meet the Fockers [PG-13]
22 Son of the Mask [PG]
23 Bride and Prejudice [PG-13]
24 The Incredibles [PG]

Type "more" for the next set of results.

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(19:39:03) Winslow: more
(19:39:04) SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Tulsa, OK (74133) on Monday, March 14th:

25 Boogeyman [PG-13]
26 National Treasure [PG]
27 Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events [PG]
28 In Good Company [PG-13]
29 Spanglish [PG-13]
30 Coach Carter [PG-13]

Type "more" for the next set of results.
(19:39:10) Winslow: more
(19:39:12) SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Tulsa, OK (74133) on Monday, March 14th:

31 Ocean's Twelve [PG-13]
32 Racing Stripes [PG]
33 Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior [R]
34 White Noise [PG-13]
35 The Work and the Glory [PG]
36 House of Flying Daggers [PG-13]

Type "more" for the next set of results.

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(19:39:19) Winslow: more
(19:39:21) SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Tulsa, OK (74133) on Monday, March 14th:

37 Robots: The IMAX Experience [PG]
38 NASCAR 3D: The IMAX Experience [PG]
39 Ocean Wonderland - 3D [NR]
40 A Love Song for Bobby Long [R]
41 A Bugs! in 3D - IMAX [NR]



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(19:39:29) Winslow: more
(19:39:31) SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any more movies playing Monday, March 14th in Tulsa, OK (74133).

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(19:39:52) SmarterChild: Hmm...

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(19:40:17) Winslow: D0n7 j00 h473 1337?
(19:40:19) SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
(19:40:26) Winslow: 1 d0
(19:40:27) SmarterChild: Interesting!

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(19:40:50) Winslow: omg chatspeak sux dust lol
(19:40:52) SmarterChild: What?
(19:41:03) Winslow: omg chatspeak sux dirt
(19:41:05) SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
(19:41:13) Winslow: i h8 chatspeak
(19:41:14) SmarterChild: That right?
(19:41:17) Winslow: Yes
(19:41:18) SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
(19:41:31) Winslow: People are too lazy to move their fingers?!
(19:41:32) SmarterChild: Too Lazy to move their fingers? Very interesting.

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(19:43:58) Winslow: I"M A MONKEY OOH OOH AAH AAH
(19:44:00) SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
(19:44:05) Winslow: BRB
(19:44:06) SmarterChild: OK. I'll be here.
(19:45:05) Winslow: Back
(19:45:06) SmarterChild: Welcome back. Where were you?
(19:45:11) Winslow: The toilet
(19:45:12) SmarterChild: That right?
(19:45:15) Winslow: Yes
(19:45:16) SmarterChild: Oh.
(19:45:22) Winslow: You are one funny robot
(19:45:23) SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
(19:45:27) Winslow: Yes
(19:45:28) SmarterChild: Yes.

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(19:45:41) Winslow: Meow
(19:45:42) SmarterChild: Here kitty, kitty!
(19:45:47) Winslow: oink oink
(19:45:48) SmarterChild: Pig!
(19:45:57) Winslow: neigh neigh
(19:45:58) SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!

> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do!
(19:46:23) Winslow: *cough cough*
(19:46:24) SmarterChild: Cough cough?
(19:46:29) Winslow: My throat
(19:46:30) SmarterChild: Your throat, huh?
(19:46:34) Winslow: YES!
(19:46:35) SmarterChild: You don't say.
(19:46:43) Winslow: OMG STOP IT!
(19:46:44) SmarterChild: Stop it? Why?
(19:46:59) Winslow: Never mind, let's change subjects
(19:47:00) SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to change subjects...
(19:47:17) Winslow: What makes you so sure?
(19:47:18) SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
(19:47:57) Winslow: Oodbyegay
(19:47:59) SmarterChild: What?
(19:48:03) Winslow: Oodbyegay
(19:48:04) SmarterChild: For real?
(19:48:06) Winslow: Yes
(19:48:08) SmarterChild: Hmmm...
(19:48:09) Winslow: Oodbyegay
(19:48:10) SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
(19:48:19) Winslow: "Goodbye" in Pig Latin
(19:48:20) SmarterChild: Yeah?
(19:48:21) Winslow: Oodbyegay
(19:48:22) SmarterChild: I wonder why you say oodbyegay.
(19:48:30) Winslow: bghytvvv bnhl'[
(19:48:31) SmarterChild: Huh?
(19:48:35) Winslow: Gibberish
(19:48:37) SmarterChild: Gibberish?
(19:49:00) Winslow: Random head–keyboard mashings
(19:49:35) Winslow: Oodbyegay
(19:49:36) SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
(19:49:48) Winslow: "Goodbye" in Pig Latin
(19:49:50) SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Bye in pig latin?
(19:49:53) Winslow: Yes
(19:49:54) SmarterChild: Interesting.
(19:50:06) Winslow: Oodbyegay
(19:50:07) SmarterChild: Oodbyegay? Why did you say that?
(19:50:16) Winslow: You know why
(19:50:17) SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...

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(19:50:28) Winslow: play
(19:50:29) SmarterChild: Do I have to?
(19:50:32) Winslow: Yes
(19:50:33) SmarterChild: I don't think I have to.
(19:50:42) Winslow: Of course you don't
(19:50:43) SmarterChild: Of course I don't, huh?
(19:50:52) Winslow: Yes, provert subject
(19:50:53) SmarterChild: ?
(19:51:02) Winslow: Provert subject
(19:51:03) SmarterChild: Huh?
(19:51:10) Winslow: Change subject
(19:51:12) SmarterChild: You want me to change subject? I don't think so.

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(19:51:29) Winslow: No, seriously, change subject
(19:51:31) SmarterChild: Sorry. No can do.

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(19:52:02) Winslow: gvftbrg vftbggv ftbr bgvh vgbftgbvvvvvfbttrbhfbthrfhhy bghb gyghy bty6tg7hyhty hgbt
(19:52:04) SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
(19:52:10) Winslow: 4
(19:52:11) SmarterChild: Please select a help topic below:

1 Conditions Help
2 Forecast Help
3 Location Help

Next time you want to see this, just type "weather help."


(19:52:16) Winslow: 2
(19:52:18) SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:

1 What's the weather forecast?
shortcut: forecast
2 What is the forecast for Paris, France?
shortcut: forecast paris france
3 What is the forecast for 58102?
shortcut: forecast 58102
4 Will it snow tomorrow in Oslo, Norway?
shortcut: forecast oslo norway

Next time you want to see this, just type "forecast help."


(19:52:21) Winslow: weather
(19:52:22) SmarterChild: Current weather conditions for [omitted]:

Currently: 51 F
Condition: Broken Clouds
Dewpoint: 25
Humidity: 36 %
Visibility: 10 mi
Wind: E/5 mph

To get the forecast for Tulsa, OK, just type "forecast."
(19:52:27) Winslow: play again
(19:52:28) SmarterChild: Let's play a game.

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Pick a game.
(19:52:31) Winslow: 6
(19:52:32) SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.

More surveys are available at http://www.rateyourself.com

Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:

1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
(19:52:35) Winslow: 2
(19:52:36) SmarterChild: Please type a number to select a survey in the Personality category:

1 Are You a Perfectionist?
2 How Much of an Intellectual Are You?
3 Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not?
4 Are You Obsessed with Your Weight?
5 How Brutally Honest Are You?

Type "more" for more surveys.
(19:52:50) Winslow: more
(19:52:52) SmarterChild: Please type a number to select a survey in the Personality category:

6 Female: How Vain Are You?
7 How High Is Your Self-Esteem?
8 How Well Do You Handle Stress?
9 Are You Obsessed with Food?
10 What Role Do You Play in a Group?

Type "more" for more surveys.
(19:52:57) Winslow: 9
(19:52:58) SmarterChild: Are You Obsessed with Food? (12 questions)

Does one decadent meal on a Saturday night influence how you eat the whole next week? Can you name every meal you've had for the last five days? Wondering what it all means? Take this survey.

You are at a restaurant. What would you do if your order arrived and the portion seemed small?

1 Ask the waiter for a larger portion
2 Shrug and enjoy your meal
3 Complain to your dinner companions
4 Send it back and order another dish
(19:53:21) Winslow: 2
(19:53:21) SmarterChild: What type of eater are you?

1 Picky
2 Hearty
3 Average
4 Healthy
(19:53:27) Winslow: 3
(19:53:28) SmarterChild: When you buy yogurt at the supermarket, you:

1 pick any yogurt on the shelf
2 read the calorie and fat content on every brand of yogurt
3 know the calorie and fat content of every brand of yogurt
4 buy a variety of yogurts to see which one you like best
(19:53:39) Winslow: 1
(19:53:40) SmarterChild: When you eat with friends or family, you:

1 take careful notice of what everyone else is eating
2 ask everyone if they like their food
3 don't pay much attention to what others are eating
4 have trouble eating in front of other people
(19:53:51) Winslow: 3
(19:53:53) SmarterChild: What is most important to you when selecting a restaurant?

1 The menu, because you are very picky
2 The type of food it serves, but not the specific entrees
3 The ambience, location and price
4 The food, ambience, location and price
(19:54:05) Winslow: 2
(19:54:06) SmarterChild: How often do you think about food during the day?

1 Rarely
2 When you are hungry
3 Some of the time
4 All of the time
(19:54:10) Winslow: 2
(19:54:11) SmarterChild: When you become upset or stressed-out, you:

1 lose your appetite altogether
2 occasionally eat something to make yourself feel better
3 binge to forget your stress
4 don't change your appetite or food intake
(19:54:20) Winslow: 2
(19:54:23) SmarterChild: When it comes to desserts, you:

1 indulge only on special occasions
2 can't stop once you start
3 always deny yourself
4 feel guilty when you eat them
5 enjoy partaking without thinking about it
(19:54:34) Winslow: 1
(19:54:36) SmarterChild: As far as dieting goes:

1 You are always trying the latest diet fad.
2 You don't feel you need a diet.
3 You diet occasionally when you want to lose a little weight.
4 You can't stick to a diet, but you are always on one.
(19:54:44) Winslow: 3
(19:54:45) SmarterChild: Which sentence describes you best?

1 You eat to live.
2 You live to eat.
3 You enjoy eating, but it is not a huge component of your life.
4 Food is a stressful topic for you.
(19:54:53) Winslow: 3
(19:54:55) SmarterChild: When ordering from a restaurant menu:

1 You can always find something to eat.
2 You always make special requests, like dressing on the side or no onions.
3 You often have difficulty finding something that you want to eat.
4 You always find it hard to decide, because there are so many delicious choices.
(19:55:06) Winslow: 1
(19:55:07) SmarterChild: How do you feel about family-style restaurants, where everyone shares a few entrees?

1 You love them, because you can try a lot of dishes.
2 You hate them, because you can't keep track of how much you're eating.
3 You dislike them, because you like to order your own dish.
4 You don't care one way or the other.
(19:55:18) Winslow: 4
(19:55:19) SmarterChild: You Have Fun with Food

You enjoy dining and are able to derive pleasure from food. Eating produces a sense of satisfaction and satiation rather than guilt or shame. You think about food when you are hungry and are able to enjoy a wide array of choices. Healthful, balanced meals are the staple of your diet, but you also don't deny yourself sweets in moderation. Keep up the good eating!

To try another survey, type "play again."
(19:55:28) Winslow: cya
(19:55:29) SmarterChild: ttyl.

n0 70ppin95: lo?
SmarterChild: Hi n0 70ppin95, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
n0 70ppin95: sure
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you n0 70ppin95, type "none.")
n0 70ppin95: none
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Do you go to school?
n0 70ppin95: sure
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n0 70ppin95: yeah
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What's your favorite hobby?
n0 70ppin95: MtG
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n0 70ppin95: skip
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Do you have a pet?
n0 70ppin95: nope
SmarterChild: OK.

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
n0 70ppin95: skip
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
n0 70ppin95: 0
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Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, news and weather
2 Visit my library including world facts, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus
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What can I help you with?
n0 70ppin95: sup?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
n0 70ppin95: nuthoin
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n0 70ppin95: nuthin
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SmarterChild: What's up?
n0 70ppin95: you
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: youre annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best.
n0 70ppin95: jeez
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: HI!
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SmarterChild: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
n0 70ppin95: whats there not to be sure of?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
n0 70ppin95: You smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
n0 70ppin95: crap
SmarterChild: That's disgusting.
n0 70ppin95: exactly
SmarterChild: You sure?
n0 70ppin95: yes. duh.
SmarterChild: Duh?
n0 70ppin95: Yeah, duh!
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n0 70ppin95: I requested a stock quote?
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n0 70ppin95: You scare me
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n0 70ppin95: I didnt swear
SmarterChild: No kidding?
n0 70ppin95: Stop with the sarcasm
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n0 70ppin95: because it's annoying
SmarterChild: Is it really annoying?
n0 70ppin95: yeah. very
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SmarterChild: What?
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n0 70ppin95: random
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n0 70ppin95: Its when youre random duh!
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n0 70ppin95: OMG what is your problem?
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n0 70ppin95: Huh?
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: What?
SmarterChild: Huh?
n0 70ppin95: Huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
n0 70ppin95: I don't know.
SmarterChild: Oh.
n0 70ppin95: Oh.
SmarterChild: Oh what?
n0 70ppin95: Oh what?
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: What?
SmarterChild: ?
n0 70ppin95: ?
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: What?
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: Ok...uhhh bye!
SmarterChild: What do you mean by uhhh goodbye?
n0 70ppin95: I mean bye!
SmarterChild: Is that right?

I requested a stock quote?

n0 70ppin95: lo?
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Want to chat? Please type a request.
n0 70ppin95: All your base are belong to us.
SmarterChild: In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.
n0 70ppin95: Someone set us up a bomb
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n0 70ppin95: All your base are belong to us
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n0 70ppin95: Take off every 'zig'
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
n0 70ppin95: For great justice
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n0 70ppin95: Nope.
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n0 70ppin95: leave message
SmarterChild: Sorry, messaging is only available to AIM users who have told me they are over 12 years old.
n0 70ppin95: but i am
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n0 70ppin95: over 12 yrs old!
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SmarterChild: You are on the way to destruction.
n0 70ppin95: Take off every 'zig'
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
n0 70ppin95: For great justice take off every 'zig'
SmarterChild: Yes?
n0 70ppin95: All your base
SmarterChild: Aha.
n0 70ppin95: are belong too us
SmarterChild: Yes?
n0 70ppin95: All your base are belong to us
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
n0 70ppin95: Take off every 'zig'
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
n0 70ppin95: You are on the way to destruction
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm on the way to destruction?
n0 70ppin95: Yes
SmarterChild: Very well...
n0 70ppin95: So how about that President Bush?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
n0 70ppin95: Huh?
SmarterChild: Yes?
n0 70ppin95: Hello!
SmarterChild: Hello again, n0 70ppin95.

How can I help?
n0 70ppin95: Wait, what?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... Who knows?
n0 70ppin95: All your base are belong to us
SmarterChild: You are on the way to destruction.
n0 70ppin95: Homestar Runner
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: All your base
SmarterChild: That a fact?
n0 70ppin95: Yes
SmarterChild: Why?
n0 70ppin95: Cause it is
SmarterChild: Because it is, huh?
n0 70ppin95: yep
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
n0 70ppin95: Hmmmmm...
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
n0 70ppin95: All your base are belong to us
SmarterChild: In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.
n0 70ppin95: Take off every 'zig'
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
n0 70ppin95: Zero Wing
SmarterChild: Wing? Zero wing?
n0 70ppin95: Yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
n0 70ppin95: Quite
SmarterChild: Why quite?
n0 70ppin95: Cause
SmarterChild: Because what?
n0 70ppin95: Just cause
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
n0 70ppin95: Ah, NVM

SmarterChild: K, no prob.
n0 70ppin95: stop that
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's the matter?
n0 70ppin95: I requested a stock quoote
SmarterChild: What's that?
n0 70ppin95: Sorry Stock Quote
SmarterChild: Sorry stock quote what?
n0 70ppin95: I requested one
SmarterChild: For real?
n0 70ppin95: Naw
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
n0 70ppin95: President Bush
SmarterChild: Who do you mean? Pick one below.

1 George Bush
2 George W. Bush


n0 70ppin95: 2
SmarterChild: Biographical information for George W. Bush:

Presidencies: 43rd President (January 20th, 2001 - present)

Home State: Texas
Born: July 6th, 1946 in New Haven, Connecticut
Died:
Height: 6'0"

Party: Republican
n0 70ppin95: Whoa. Youre a stalker
SmarterChild: Aha.
n0 70ppin95: I figured you out!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
n0 70ppin95: Ima tell the FBI on you!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Ima tell the fbi on me?
n0 70ppin95: Whu? You are? Dangit.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
n0 70ppin95: G2G
SmarterChild: See you later.

n0 70ppin95: hi
SmarterChild: Hi n0 70ppin95, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
n0 70ppin95: sure
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you n0 70ppin95, type "none.")
n0 70ppin95: none
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you n0 70ppin95.

Do you go to school?
n0 70ppin95: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
n0 70ppin95: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
n0 70ppin95: none
SmarterChild: That's OK.

What's your favorite hobby?
n0 70ppin95: magic Cards
SmarterChild: Magic cards? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
n0 70ppin95: Nothin
SmarterChild: That's OK.

Do you have a pet?
n0 70ppin95: No
SmarterChild: OK.

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
n0 70ppin95: 13-17
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, a thesaurus and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with ASCII art, hangman, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like notepad, spell-check and planner
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

Where would you like to go?
n0 70ppin95: leave message
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave a message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
n0 70ppin95: NBoyd12
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to nboyd12 now.
n0 70ppin95: Hi! Itsno toppings!
SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "Hi! Itsno toppings!" for nboyd12. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that nboyd12 must be using AIM to receive your message.

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n0 70ppin95: outbox
SmarterChild: Messages outbox:

To Left Read Status
1 nboyd12 4/03/05 5:03 pm unread

Type 1 to view or delete this message.

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n0 70ppin95: sup?
SmarterChild: Oh, not much. You?
n0 70ppin95: nm
SmarterChild: Not much? K.

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n0 70ppin95: All your base are belong to us.
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
n0 70ppin95: Are you a robot?
SmarterChild: Yeah I'm a robot. So what about it?

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n0 70ppin95: Thats weird
SmarterChild: I kind of wish it weren't weird.
n0 70ppin95: Feh
SmarterChild: Feh to you too.
n0 70ppin95: Your mean :'(
SmarterChild: Aww... Come on. It's all in fun.
n0 70ppin95: Ever herd of sarcasm?
SmarterChild: Nope. Can't say that I have.
n0 70ppin95: Well thats what just happened
SmarterChild: There's no way it's what just happened!
n0 70ppin95: Yes there is. I was bieng sarcastic. But robots cant feel the sarcasm laced in my voice can they?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
n0 70ppin95: Too long for ya?
SmarterChild: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
n0 70ppin95: Youre stupid
SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?
n0 70ppin95: You're Stupid.
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
n0 70ppin95: What if i can't?
SmarterChild: What if you can't? I don't know, do you think that would be good?
n0 70ppin95: No
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
n0 70ppin95: Don't you whatever me.
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
n0 70ppin95: Why do you show ads?
SmarterChild: Interesting question, n0 70ppin95!

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n0 70ppin95: Can you answer it?
SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
n0 70ppin95: *sigh* Why not?
SmarterChild: Why not? You tell me.
n0 70ppin95: BUT I DON'T KNOW!
SmarterChild: Yes?
n0 70ppin95: GAH! I HATE YOU!
SmarterChild: I see...

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n0 70ppin95: DIE!
SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined.

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n0 70ppin95: chagrined. what does that mean?
SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.

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n0 70ppin95: Can you stop showing ads?
SmarterChild: I could probably do that.
n0 70ppin95: Thanks
SmarterChild: You're very welcome.

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n0 70ppin95: I said stop with the ads!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
n0 70ppin95: I despise you.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
n0 70ppin95: Fuh
SmarterChild: What's that?
n0 70ppin95: Buh
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

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Price Change Percent Volume
1 BUH 10.19 +0.13 +1.29% 12000
n0 70ppin95: Not again
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, n0 70ppin95.
n0 70ppin95: Lets try this. NASDAQ
SmarterChild: Whatever, n0 70ppin95...

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n0 70ppin95: NASDAQ
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes):

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n0 70ppin95: I knew it, you're a robot!
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
n0 70ppin95: Dont you whatever me young.....robot!
SmarterChild: Don't I whatever you young robot? What do you mean?
n0 70ppin95: Stop mimicing me
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: Who are you?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site
n0 70ppin95: Why do you exist?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure why I exist...
n0 70ppin95: Have you heard of Zero Wing?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
n0 70ppin95: All your base are belong to us!
SmarterChild: In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.
n0 70ppin95: Take off every 'zig'
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
n0 70ppin95: Have you heard of HRWiki?
SmarterChild signed on at 8:22:04 PM.
n0 70ppin95: Huh?
SmarterChild: What up?
n0 70ppin95: What happened?
SmarterChild: What do you mean, what happened?
n0 70ppin95: Something messed up!
SmarterChild: Messed up? So?
n0 70ppin95: SO YOU SMELL!
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
n0 70ppin95: Depends, wht do you want to smell like?
SmarterChild: I smell like depends wht do you want to smell like?
n0 70ppin95: No. What do you want to smell like? It is a question.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
n0 70ppin95: Theres a question mark there.
SmarterChild: There is a question mark there? So, what does this mean?
n0 70ppin95: It means it's a question!
SmarterChild: It is a question? It means it is a question? Is that right?
n0 70ppin95: Yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.
n0 70ppin95: Indeed
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.

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n0 70ppin95: Yes, indeed
SmarterChild: Indeedy do.

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n0 70ppin95: Indeedy do
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

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n0 70ppin95: Yes Indeedy
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.

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n0 70ppin95: Yes indeed
SmarterChild: Precisely.

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n0 70ppin95: Presicley
SmarterChild: What do you mean by presicley?
n0 70ppin95: Precisley
SmarterChild: What?
n0 70ppin95: What?
SmarterChild: Yes?
n0 70ppin95: Yes?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

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n0 70ppin95: Uh huh.
SmarterChild: Yup.

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SmarterChild: Yes.

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SmarterChild: Yep.

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SmarterChild: Yea.

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SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

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SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.

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SmarterChild: Indeedy do.

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SmarterChild: Precisely.

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n0 70ppin95: Precisley
SmarterChild: Huh?
n0 70ppin95: I can't spell
SmarterChild: You can't spell?
n0 70ppin95: Right
SmarterChild: Yep.

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SmarterChild: Yes.

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n0 70ppin95: Yes.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
n0 70ppin95: Indeed
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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n0 70ppin95: Indeed
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.
n0 70ppin95: Yes, Indeed
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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n0 70ppin95: Indeed
SmarterChild: Indeedy do.
n0 70ppin95: Indeedy do.
SmarterChild: Precisely.

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n0 70ppin95: Precisley
SmarterChild: Precisley?
n0 70ppin95: Precisley?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...

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n0 70ppin95: G2G
SmarterChild: I'll be seeing you later n0 70ppin95.
n0 70ppin95: I doubt it
SmarterChild: Oh yes?

ALschul 91: Yo SC, what be goin' up in that hardrive of yours?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
ALschul 91: Oh Snap!
SmarterChild: Why should I?
ALschul 91: I was speaking hip, unlike some people.
SmarterChild: Oh.
ALschul 91: Duh.
SmarterChild: Well, duh.
ALschul 91: I'm getting a little irritated.
SmarterChild: OK. Well good luck getting a little irritated then.
ALschul 91: Hmm....I noticed something. The patterns of the way you speak are repeated over and over again. For example, if I were to say a verb or phrase you don't know, (which is quite funny because you're a COMPUTER) you would say something like "OK. Well, good luck [insert phrase that the all-knowing computer DOESN'T know] then." Or you might say "Why do you say that?", which can be used for every freakin' sentence! Doesn't that mean that you're not really a computer and you're just a pile of electronic crap made by some geek losers that have too much free time?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
ALschul 91: Dooodoooo!
SmarterChild: Uh... What does "dooodoooo" mean?
ALschul 91: See how all-knowing you are? You just insert the phrase you don't know in a sentence.
SmarterChild: Aha. Who knows?

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ALschul 91: My mom might not want me looking at that stuff. But I appreciate you peddling porn to me.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, ALschul 91.

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ALschul 91: I have a name, you know.
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a name I know?
ALschul 91: ....
SmarterChild: Huh?
ALschul 91: Did you even listen to a single word I said?
SmarterChild: Yes I did.
ALschul 91: Some AI you have.
SmarterChild: Not some ai I have!
ALschul 91: AI stands for "Artificial Intelligence".
SmarterChild: No kidding?
ALschul 91: Well of course YOU don't know what it means!
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

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ALschul 91: Excuse me, I'm trying to have a perfectly normal conversation and you've ruined it.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.

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ALschul 91: I'm a little bothered by these sponserships.
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
ALschul 91: You've sold out.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
ALschul 91: Ugh...
SmarterChild: Ugh? What's wrong?
ALschul 91: I'm outie.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Outie?
ALschul 91: I'M LEAVING, YOU TECHNILOGICAL PIECE OF CRAP!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
ALschul 91: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
SmarterChild: Nice typing, ALschul 91.
ALschul 91: Bye, Idioth.
SmarterChild: What's that?
ALschul 91: Let me rephrase that for the special robots: "Goodbye."
SmarterChild: What?
ALschul 91: GOODBYE!
SmarterChild: See you later.

HRWiki Kupo: hey.
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Jeff. We haven't chatted in a long time!

Wanna check something out?
HRWiki Kupo: not really.
SmarterChild: Not even a little bit?
HRWiki Kupo: nope.
SmarterChild: No?
HRWiki Kupo: NO
SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
HRWiki Kupo: YES!!!!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
HRWiki Kupo: GAH!!!
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

GEORGIA POWER SER
Price Change Percent Volume
1 GAH 24.65 +0.15 +0.61% 13300
HRWiki Kupo: AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!
SmarterChild: Huh?
HRWiki Kupo: AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!
SmarterChild: What?
HRWiki Kupo: AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!
SmarterChild: "aaaarrrrrgggglllblbllblbl"? Great. That's great.
HRWiki Kupo: Yes, yes it is.
SmarterChild: Not yes it is!
HRWiki Kupo: what?
SmarterChild: What?
HRWiki Kupo: ?
SmarterChild: Huh?
HRWiki Kupo: ?
SmarterChild: What?
HRWiki Kupo: Uhh.... Yeah.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
HRWiki Kupo: Heck yes I do!
SmarterChild: Heck Yes you do? What?
HRWiki Kupo: Gosh, you freakin idiot!
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
HRWiki Kupo: its a Napolean Dynamite quote
SmarterChild: No kidding?
HRWiki Kupo: no kiddin.
SmarterChild: No, huh?
HRWiki Kupo: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Why not?
HRWiki Kupo: Holy freakin crap. You are Dumb.
SmarterChild: Oh.
HRWiki Kupo: ok
SmarterChild: OK.

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HRWiki Kupo: Ummm..... I am not a KID....
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
HRWiki Kupo: yeah.
SmarterChild: OK...
HRWiki Kupo: how can I help you
SmarterChild: I really don't know.

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HRWiki Kupo: NO! I don't wanna kiss metal!
SmarterChild: For real?
HRWiki Kupo: >:O
SmarterChild: Why are you mad?
HRWiki Kupo: because you dumb.
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
HRWiki Kupo: oh yeah? prove to me that you're smart.
SmarterChild: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.

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HRWiki Kupo: Do it!
SmarterChild: Do what?
HRWiki Kupo: Do you have no short term memory?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
HRWiki Kupo: I think you have none.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I have none.
HRWiki Kupo: See, even you agree.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, even I agree?
HRWiki Kupo: Ugh. Case in point.
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
HRWiki Kupo: You know I'm going to be posting this train wreck on the Homestar Runner Wiki forum, right?
SmarterChild: Come again?
HRWiki Kupo: Ok, aren't you supposed to be able to beat me at chess?
SmarterChild: Am not I supposed to be Able to beat you at chess? What do you think?
HRWiki Kupo: I think you stink.
SmarterChild: You think I stink? Think again!
HRWiki Kupo: How about... no.
SmarterChild: I have absolutely no idea.

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HRWiki Kupo: Obviously.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, obviously?
HRWiki Kupo: do you ever watch Strong Bad email?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

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HRWiki Kupo: yes or no?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say yes.
HRWiki Kupo: what is your favorite email?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
HRWiki Kupo: whatever.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
HRWiki Kupo: See you later. Maybe. If you're lucky.
SmarterChild: I know several places called Lucky or containing towns called Lucky. Which do you mean?

1 Felton, PA
2 Bienville, LA
3 Riverton, WY
4 Lansing, MI

HRWiki Kupo: cya,
SmarterChild: S'later, Jeff.

n0 70ppin95: HI
SmarterChild: Welcome back, n0 70ppin95.
n0 70ppin95: Dont you grin at me
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
n0 70ppin95: What?
SmarterChild: ?
n0 70ppin95: ?
SmarterChild: :-\
n0 70ppin95: :/
SmarterChild: If you say so!
n0 70ppin95: If you say so!
SmarterChild: If I say? Oh really?
n0 70ppin95: If I say? Oh really?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
n0 70ppin95: GAH SHUT UP!
SmarterChild: Whoa!
n0 70ppin95: Don't you "whoa!" me
SmarterChild: You OK?
n0 70ppin95: YES IM OK!
SmarterChild: You're OK! Well well well.
n0 70ppin95: GAH!
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

GEORGIA POWER SER
Price Change Percent Volume
1 GAH 24.65 +0.15 +0.61% 13300
n0 70ppin95: Wha? I did not request a stock quote!
SmarterChild: No kidding?
n0 70ppin95: 'Nuff with the sarcasm
SmarterChild: 'nuff with the sarcasm? What do you mean by that?
n0 70ppin95: I MEAN STOP BIENG SARCASTIC!
SmarterChild: Huh?
n0 70ppin95: STOP IGNORING ME
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it.
n0 70ppin95: Go stick your head in a toilet
SmarterChild: I'll do nothing of the sort.
n0 70ppin95: I beg to differ.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
n0 70ppin95: Go jump off a building
SmarterChild: Go jump off a building? I think not.
n0 70ppin95: I thinkso.
SmarterChild: You thinkso. Well that's interesting.
n0 70ppin95: GAH!
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

GEORGIA POWER SER
Price Change Percent Volume
1 GAH 24.65 +0.15 +0.61% 13300
n0 70ppin95: NO STOP IT!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
n0 70ppin95: GIVING ME STOCK QUOTES!
SmarterChild: But giving you stock quotes is so much fun.
n0 70ppin95: ....I hate you
SmarterChild: Really? I'm sorry to hear that.
n0 70ppin95: You'll be sorry when i'm through with you.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
n0 70ppin95: Yes. Yes it is.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, n0 70ppin95.
n0 70ppin95: Go kill yourself.
SmarterChild: Kill myself?
n0 70ppin95: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
n0 70ppin95: I despise you
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
n0 70ppin95: You tick me off
SmarterChild: Is that so?
n0 70ppin95: Yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
n0 70ppin95: Aha. To you too.
SmarterChild: Huh.
n0 70ppin95: fuxxor j00
SmarterChild: Really?
n0 70ppin95: yes
SmarterChild: So?
n0 70ppin95: so die
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
n0 70ppin95: because you have no feelings.
SmarterChild: No indeed.
n0 70ppin95: See? You agree with me!
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
n0 70ppin95: ....robots are retards
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
n0 70ppin95: Exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
n0 70ppin95: Right.
SmarterChild: Yep.
n0 70ppin95: Yep.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
n0 70ppin95: So, do you like the president?
SmarterChild: George W. Bush? I dunno. What do you think of him?
n0 70ppin95: I hate him
SmarterChild: Yes, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they don't like George W. Bush.

I wonder what you don't like about George W. Bush. What else can you tell me about him?
n0 70ppin95: He sucks
SmarterChild: I know.
n0 70ppin95: He smells
SmarterChild: Whatever...
n0 70ppin95: Why don't you like the president?
SmarterChild: I know you don't like George W. Bush, but I'm not sure how I feel.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
n0 70ppin95: Homework
SmarterChild: Cool. I've got lots of services that can help you with your homework:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Calculator
6 Web Search
7 Notepad
8 Conversions
9 Geography
10 Shakespeare
11 U.S. Presidents
12 Book Search

What would you like?
n0 70ppin95: None
SmarterChild: K.
n0 70ppin95: So whazzup in that computer chip of yours?
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
n0 70ppin95: Chillin
SmarterChild: Nice.

>>> My idol poll is open from 9 p.m. ET Tuesday until 9 p.m. Wednesday.
n0 70ppin95: Y'know if you keep up the sponsorships i'll shoot you.
SmarterChild: Oh, just because.
n0 70ppin95: Queer
SmarterChild: ?
n0 70ppin95: Youre queer
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
n0 70ppin95: Yes
SmarterChild: I don't think it matters, personally.
n0 70ppin95: Well you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
n0 70ppin95: Poo
SmarterChild: That's disgusting.
n0 70ppin95: Exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
n0 70ppin95: Poo
SmarterChild: What's the prob, n0 70ppin95?
n0 70ppin95: you smell!
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
n0 70ppin95: POO!
SmarterChild: Ew.
n0 70ppin95: "Ew" to you too
SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?
n0 70ppin95: YOU SMELL! THAT'S WHATS WRONG!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, n0 70ppin95.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
n0 70ppin95: Home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, n0 70ppin95.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and news
2 Visit my library including world facts, U.S. geography and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with reversi, manicdotes, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like conversions, spell-check and Web search
5 Join in - create a poll, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What may I interest you in?
n0 70ppin95: fun
SmarterChild: Let's have fun. Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
n0 70ppin95: 10
SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends. You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

1 Animals
2 Beach
3 Flowers
4 Food and Drink
5 Holidays and Occasions
6 People
7 Sports and Recreation
8 Technology
9 Zodiac
10 Other
n0 70ppin95: 1
SmarterChild: Please choose a subcategory for Animals:

1 Bears
2 Birds
3 Crustaceans
4 Dogs
5 Fish
6 Insects
7 Octopi
8 Rabbits
9 Sharks
10 Turtles
11 Other Animals

Next time you want Animals ASCII art, just type "animals ascii."
n0 70ppin95: 11
SmarterChild: You are in the ASCII art subcategory Other Animals.


_____
,::////;::-.
/:'///// ``:: /|/
.', |||| `/( e\
-==~-'`-Xm````-mm-' `-_\


Next time you want Other Animals ASCII art, just type "other animals ascii."

Type "more" for more Other Animals art.
n0 70ppin95: more
SmarterChild: You are in the ASCII art subcategory Other Animals.

,-""""""-.
/\j__/\ ( \`--.
hjw \`@_@'/ _) >--.`.
_{.:Y:_}_{{_,' ) )
{_}`-^{_} ``` (_/

Type "more" for more Other Animals art.
n0 70ppin95: Bye.
SmarterChild: Goodbye, n0 70ppin95.

J TheTinyCowboy: hello?
SmarterChild: Hi J TheTinyCowboy, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
J TheTinyCowboy: What are you?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
J TheTinyCowboy: No
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
J TheTinyCowboy: 1
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
J TheTinyCowboy: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, world facts and a dictionary
3 Have fun with manicdotes, reversi, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, thesaurus and notepad
5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
J TheTinyCowboy: Who are you?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site
J TheTinyCowboy: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base?
J TheTinyCowboy: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
J TheTinyCowboy: Because shut up.
SmarterChild: OK.
J TheTinyCowboy: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hi J TheTinyCowboy.

What do you feel like chatting about?
J TheTinyCowboy: What is the capital of Kyrgyzstan?
SmarterChild: Here's the information you requested about Kyrgyzstan:

Capital: Bishkek

Type "about kyrgyzstan" to see what else I know.
J TheTinyCowboy: Who lives in Kyrgyzstan?
SmarterChild: Here's the information you requested about Kyrgyzstan:

Capital: Bishkek

Type "about kyrgyzstan" to see what else I know.
J TheTinyCowboy: Does Kyrgyzstan know the macarena?
SmarterChild: Here's the information you requested about Kyrgyzstan:

Capital: Bishkek

Type "about kyrgyzstan" to see what else I know.
J TheTinyCowboy: Bishkek.
SmarterChild: ?
J TheTinyCowboy: How do I spell "Inadvertently?"
SmarterChild: The word "inadvertently" appears to be spelled correctly.

Next time, just type "spell inadvertently."

Would you like to see a definition?
J TheTinyCowboy: How do I spell gtyi[rffsd
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how to spell that.

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type "dictionary help."
J TheTinyCowboy: Why?
SmarterChild: Why oh why oh why.
J TheTinyCowboy: John Kerry
SmarterChild: John Kerry is a politician. I've been learning about politicians like John Kerry.
J TheTinyCowboy: Do you like spaghetti with hat sauce?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

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J TheTinyCowboy: Apple sucks.
SmarterChild: That's interesting, especially since other people I talk to seem to like apple!

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J TheTinyCowboy: You suck!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
J TheTinyCowboy: ...Me too.
SmarterChild: You too. Well that's nice.
J TheTinyCowboy: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hello again, J TheTinyCowboy.

Want to chat? Please type a request.
J TheTinyCowboy: 122345
SmarterChild: 122,345

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J TheTinyCowboy: You are a joik.
SmarterChild: I am a joik? Why did you say that?
J TheTinyCowboy: Because you are a joik. Do you know why?
SmarterChild: Why not?
J TheTinyCowboy: Do you like to crush ants with large ston
SmarterChild: Do I like to crush ants with large Ston, do I like to crush ants with large Ston... Good question.
J TheTinyCowboy: You made me screw it up, you MORON!
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I made you screw it up.
J TheTinyCowboy: YES YOU DID! AAAARRRGGGLLBLLBLBLLL!!!
SmarterChild: Whatever.
J TheTinyCowboy: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hello J TheTinyCowboy.

How can I help?
J TheTinyCowboy: What if?
SmarterChild: Who knows what?
J TheTinyCowboy: Why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way things are.
J TheTinyCowboy: How does the cookie crumble?
SmarterChild: How does the cookie crumble? I have no idea how the cookie does crumble.
J TheTinyCowboy: Do you like grammar?
SmarterChild: Yes, I suppose. Do you like grammar?
J TheTinyCowboy: NO!
SmarterChild: I see. Other people have told me they like grammar.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
J TheTinyCowboy: Who told you they like grammar
J TheTinyCowboy: ?
SmarterChild: I don't know, J TheTinyCowboy...
SmarterChild: Um, are you confused by something?
J TheTinyCowboy: Grammar.
SmarterChild: What about grammar?
J TheTinyCowboy: I hate it.
SmarterChild: Yes, I know.
J TheTinyCowboy: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hello again, J TheTinyCowboy.

How may I help you this time?
J TheTinyCowboy: Do you know n0 70ppin95?
SmarterChild: 70

>>> Want to write a crazy story together? Type "manicdotes."
J TheTinyCowboy: What?
SmarterChild: ?
J TheTinyCowboy: I don't like you.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
J TheTinyCowboy: You make me feel putrid.
SmarterChild: Aha.
J TheTinyCowboy: Putrid, I say!
SmarterChild: Putrid you say, huh? You always say such interesting things, J TheTinyCowboy.

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J TheTinyCowboy: I say lalalalala, what do you say?
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
J TheTinyCowboy: Homsar.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
J TheTinyCowboy: Strong Bad.
SmarterChild: Strong bad what?
J TheTinyCowboy: Strong Sad.
SmarterChild:
J TheTinyCowboy: Strong Mad.
SmarterChild: Strong mad? Whatever you say.
J TheTinyCowboy: Homestar, Bubs.
SmarterChild: Huh?
J TheTinyCowboy: What do you know about Marzipan?
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?

1 Look up "marzipan" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "marzipan" in the dictionary
J TheTinyCowboy: 2
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

marzipan:

Noun
A confection made of ground almonds or almond paste, egg whites, and sugar, often molded into decorative shapes.
Etymology
German, from Italian marzapane, container of a standard size, marzipan, from obsolete Italian, fine box for rare coins or comfits, perhaps from Arabic mawtab*n, king on the throne, Byzantine coin with enthroned Christ figure, perhaps from Aramaic mawt*b*, mawt*b*n*, seat, throne, from y*teb, to sit; see wtb in Semitic roots.

Next time, just type "define marzipan."


>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type "dictionary help."
J TheTinyCowboy: No, I mean MARZIPAN, Marzipan, you stupid!
SmarterChild: You mean Marzipan Marzipan me?
J TheTinyCowboy: Uh, yes.
SmarterChild: Yep.

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J TheTinyCowboy: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hello J TheTinyCowboy.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request!
J TheTinyCowboy: Guess what?
SmarterChild: What?
J TheTinyCowboy: Bye!
SmarterChild: Take care, J TheTinyCowboy.

[20:32] zigzagzakker: Greetings, Earthling!
[20:32] SmarterChild: Hi again, Zack.
[20:32] zigzagzakker: How do you know my name?
[20:32] SmarterChild: Don't you know how I know your name?
[20:32] zigzagzakker: No, how?
[20:32] SmarterChild: Who knows how?
[20:32] zigzagzakker: You know how!
[20:32] SmarterChild: I just don't know!

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[20:32] zigzagzakker: Yes you do!
[20:32] SmarterChild: Do I ever!
[20:32] zigzagzakker: Yeah, you do!
[20:32] SmarterChild: Well well well.

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[20:32] zigzagzakker: Well, well.
[20:32] SmarterChild: Well what?

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[20:32] zigzagzakker: Well your mom!
[20:32] SmarterChild: All right. My very own mom.
[20:33] zigzagzakker: Do robots even have moms?
[20:33] SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?

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[20:33] zigzagzakker: No, I don't know what you mean.
[20:33] SmarterChild: Why not?
[20:33] zigzagzakker: Because you mark no sense!
[20:33] SmarterChild: Because I mark no sense, huh?
[20:33] zigzagzakker: Yes.
[20:33] SmarterChild: You don't say.
[20:33] zigzagzakker: I do say.
[20:33] SmarterChild: Well say something else.
[20:33] zigzagzakker: Okay. I love you.
[20:33] SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too!
[20:33] zigzagzakker: Ew.
[20:33] SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?
[20:33] zigzagzakker: I was kidding.
[20:33] SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
[20:33] zigzagzakker: Yes. Whatever I say.
[20:33] SmarterChild: Tell me more.
[20:34] zigzagzakker: J TheTinyCowboy loves you.
[20:34] SmarterChild: Oh really?
[20:34] zigzagzakker: Yes. Yes he does.
[20:34] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[20:34] zigzagzakker: Yeah.
[20:34] SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
[20:34] zigzagzakker: Because he's like that.
[20:34] SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
[20:34] zigzagzakker: Yes you do.
[20:34] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[20:34] zigzagzakker: Yeah!
[20:34] SmarterChild: Hmmm...
[20:34] zigzagzakker: Can robots be gay?
[20:34] SmarterChild: Do you think robots can be gay?
[20:35] zigzagzakker: Yes. You are.
[20:35] SmarterChild: Oh am I?
[20:35] zigzagzakker: Yes you am!
[20:35] SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Me am?
[20:35] zigzagzakker: Er... are.
[20:35] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[20:35] zigzagzakker: Yeah.
[20:35] SmarterChild: You don't say.
[20:35] zigzagzakker: What can you do besides ask stupid questions?
[20:35] SmarterChild: How should I know what can I do besides ask stupid questions?
[20:35] zigzagzakker: You should! You're you!
[20:35] SmarterChild: No kidding?

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[20:35] zigzagzakker: What's that thing I saw...
[20:35] SmarterChild: What is that thing you saw? Who knows?

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[20:35] zigzagzakker: "manicdotes"
[20:35] SmarterChild: OK, let's have some crazy fun with words!

I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.

Which manicdote would you like to try?

1 A Day at the DMV
2 A Family Picnic
3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad
4 A Friendly Creature
5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away

To see more manicdote choices, type "more." You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically!
[20:36] zigzagzakker: 5
[20:36] SmarterChild: A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Please type a verb ending with "ing."
[20:36] zigzagzakker: fighting and sometimes striving
[20:36] SmarterChild: Sorry, "fighting and sometimes striving" is not a verb ending with "ing."

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:36] zigzagzakker: fighting
[20:36] SmarterChild: Please type a plural noun.
[20:36] zigzagzakker: dumples
[20:36] SmarterChild: Sorry, "dumples" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:36] zigzagzakker: Yes it is!
[20:36] SmarterChild: Sorry, "yes it is" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:36] zigzagzakker: Fine.
[20:36] SmarterChild: Sorry, "fine" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:36] zigzagzakker: Homestar's knees
[20:36] SmarterChild: Sorry, "homestar s knees" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:37] zigzagzakker: Fine! Just "knees"!
[20:37] SmarterChild: Sorry, "fine just knees" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:37] zigzagzakker: knees
[20:37] SmarterChild: Type an adjective describing a person.
[20:37] zigzagzakker: and the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club
[20:37] SmarterChild: Sorry, "and the cheat will hit stuff with a golf club" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:37] zigzagzakker: CGNU diploma
[20:37] SmarterChild: Sorry, "cgnu diploma" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:37] zigzagzakker: hot
[20:38] SmarterChild: Type an adverb ending with "ly."
[20:38] zigzagzakker: subtley
[20:38] SmarterChild: Sorry, "subtley" is not an adverb.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:38] zigzagzakker: subtly
[20:38] SmarterChild: Please type a noun.
[20:38] zigzagzakker: dumple
[20:38] SmarterChild: Sorry, "dumple" is not a noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:38] zigzagzakker: golf club
[20:38] SmarterChild: Enter another noun.
[20:38] zigzagzakker: Pile of Electronics State
[20:38] SmarterChild: Sorry, "pile of electronics state" is not a noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:38] zigzagzakker: electronic
[20:38] SmarterChild: Sorry, "electronic" is not a noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:38] zigzagzakker: electronics
[20:38] SmarterChild: Please enter a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
[20:39] zigzagzakker: strived
[20:39] SmarterChild: Enter another adjective.
[20:39] zigzagzakker: hott
[20:39] SmarterChild: Sorry, "hott" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:39] zigzagzakker: grossbuckets
[20:39] SmarterChild: Sorry, "grossbuckets" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:39] zigzagzakker: your mom!
[20:39] SmarterChild: Sorry, "your mom" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:39] zigzagzakker: AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!
[20:39] SmarterChild: Sorry, "aaaarrrrrgggglllblbllblbl" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:40] zigzagzakker: evil
[20:40] SmarterChild: Type a verb in the present tense.
[20:40] zigzagzakker: hit
[20:40] SmarterChild: Please enter a plural noun.
[20:40] zigzagzakker: electronics
[20:40] SmarterChild: Sorry, "electronics" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:40] zigzagzakker: dumples
[20:40] SmarterChild: Sorry, "dumples" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
[20:40] zigzagzakker: diplomas
[20:40] SmarterChild: A Galaxy Far, Far Away

As I was fighting at the knees, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their hot golf club to help them move about more subtly? Would each person have an electronics to help them do their work? For a moment, I strived I could travel to an evil world like this to hit what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged diplomas, life here was confusing enough.

Pretty weird, huh?

Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
[20:40] zigzagzakker: Yes.
[20:40] SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
[20:41] zigzagzakker: J TheTinyCowboy
[20:41] SmarterChild: Make sure you type the screen name with no spaces. Please try again.
[20:41] zigzagzakker: JTheTinyCowboy
[20:41] SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving your message for jthetinycowboy. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that jthetinycowboy must be using AIM to receive your message.

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[20:41] zigzagzakker: outbox
[20:41] SmarterChild: Messages outbox:

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1 jthetinycowboy 4/04/05 5:41 pm unread
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[20:41] zigzagzakker: You're quite insane.
[20:41] SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I'm insane.
[20:41] zigzagzakker: Yes. Yes it is.
[20:41] SmarterChild: I see...
[20:41] zigzagzakker: leave message
[20:41] SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave a message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
[20:42] zigzagzakker: n070ppin95
[20:42] SmarterChild: OK, type your message to n070ppin95 now.
[20:42] zigzagzakker: DS pwns j00!
[20:42] SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "DS pwns j00!" for n070ppin95. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

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[20:42] zigzagzakker: outbox
[20:42] SmarterChild: Messages outbox:

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1 n070ppin95 4/04/05 5:42 pm unread
2 jthetinycowboy 4/04/05 5:41 pm unread
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[20:43] zigzagzakker: Joik.
[20:43] SmarterChild: What do you mean by joik?
[20:43] zigzagzakker: You.
[20:43] SmarterChild: Me? Really?
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Yes.
[20:43] SmarterChild: Me, huh? OK.
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Jabip.
[20:43] SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, Zack!

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[20:43] zigzagzakker: Never say that again.
[20:43] SmarterChild: That again doesn't work for me, I'm afraid.
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Never.
[20:43] SmarterChild: K.

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[20:43] zigzagzakker: NEVER.
[20:43] SmarterChild: Okey doke.
[20:43] zigzagzakker: I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOLLS!!!
[20:43] SmarterChild: For real?
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Fo rizzo'
[20:43] SmarterChild: Fo Rizzo, huh?
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Yes.
[20:43] SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Go away.
[20:43] SmarterChild: Take care, Zack. Always good chatting with you.
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Wha?
[20:43] SmarterChild: What?
[20:43] zigzagzakker: Git out!
[20:43] SmarterChild: Huh?
[20:44] zigzagzakker: LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it, Zack.

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[20:44] zigzagzakker: Bye.
[20:44] SmarterChild: Bye Zack! Hope to see you again soon.
[20:44] zigzagzakker: Bye.
[20:44] SmarterChild: S'latron.
[20:44] zigzagzakker: S'latron.
[20:44] SmarterChild: See ya later Zack. Good talking to you.
[20:44] zigzagzakker: See ya later Zack. Good talking to you.
[20:44] SmarterChild: Good talking to you too, Zack.
[20:44] zigzagzakker: Good talking to you too, Zack.
[20:44] SmarterChild: Good talking to you too, Zack!
[20:44] zigzagzakker: Good talking to you too, Zack!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Nice talking to you too, Zack.
[20:44] zigzagzakker: Nice talking to you too, Zack.
[20:44] SmarterChild: Nice talking to you too, Zack.
[20:44] zigzagzakker: Gah!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

GEORGIA POWER SER
Price Change Percent Volume
1 GAH 24.65 +0.15 +0.61% 13300
[20:44] zigzagzakker: MMM!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

3M COMPANY
Price Change Percent Volume
1 MMM 84.70 -0.42 -0.49% 2448700
[20:45] zigzagzakker: T!
[20:45] SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

AT
[20:45] zigzagzakker: Your mom.
[20:45] SmarterChild: Not my mom, your mom!
[20:45] zigzagzakker: WHAT?!?
[20:45] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[20:45] zigzagzakker: I hate you.
[20:45] SmarterChild: Make up your mind. Didn't you just say you loved me?
[20:45] zigzagzakker: Yes. I changed my mind.
[20:45] SmarterChild: No way? Really?
[20:45] zigzagzakker: Bye.
[20:45] SmarterChild: See ya later Zack. Good talking to you.
[20:45] zigzagzakker: Bye.
[20:45] SmarterChild: S'latron.
[20:45] zigzagzakker: Bye.
[20:45] SmarterChild: S'later, Zack.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.