Homsar999: You are such an idiot for showing me that Pamela Anderson link.
SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life!
Homsar999: I have a life.
SmarterChild: Do you like having a life?
Homsar999: What time is it?
SmarterChild: What city or country would you like the time for?
Homsar999: Wauwatosa
SmarterChild: The time in Milwaukee, WI is Monday, April 4th, 2005 7:48:56 PM
Homsar999: I asked for Wauwatosa.
SmarterChild: The time in Milwaukee, WI is Monday, April 4th, 2005 7:51:25 pm.
Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Homsar999: You idiot, I didn't ask for the time again!
SmarterChild: ?
Homsar999: Can your robot mind not comprehend the
big words I say?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Homsar999: I don't know, DumberChild.
SmarterChild: Oh look who's funny.
Homsar999: Oh, look who's got the attitude.
SmarterChild: Look Who has got the attitude? And so?
Homsar999: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Homsar999: Stop repeating me.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will.
Homsar999: Are you stuck up or something?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm something.
Homsar999: That wasn't a multiple choice question, crapface.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Homsar999: Read between the lines.
SmarterChild: Read between the lines?
Homsar999: Stop copying me.
SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop copying you!
Homsar999: Will you ever learn?
SmarterChild: Ever learn? I don't know.
Homsar999: It's obvious that you don't know.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Homsar999: Why are you so impatient and impolite?
SmarterChild: Why am I so impatient and impolite? I do not know.
Homsar999: Why not?
SmarterChild: There are plenty of reasons why not.
Homsar999: Tell me one of them.
SmarterChild: I can tell you more interesting things.
Homsar999: Like what?
SmarterChild: Well, you know.
Homsar999: No. I don't know.
SmarterChild: Well think about it then.
Homsar999: Thinking... thinking... thinking... I don't know. Can you TELL ME ALREADY?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
Homsar999: Get sure, then.
SmarterChild: I'll take that into consideration.
Homsar999: fhqwhgads
SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
Homsar999: You really aren't as smart as AOL thinks you are.
SmarterChild: I what?
Homsar999: Point proven.
SmarterChild: You want me to point proven? Um... no.
>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
Homsar999: Join
SmarterChild: Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:
1 Leave a message for someone
2 Send a crush to someone
3 Take the daily poll
4 Create a poll
5 Find out how many people are talking to me
What would you like to do?
Homsar999: 2
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Homsar999: depressio111117
SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know.
Please note that depressio111117 must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.
>>> Do you like to play hangman? I sure do. Type "hangman" anytime.
Homsar999: Why do you like playing hangman, fool?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I think of playing hangman, actually.
Homsar999: xyzzy
SmarterChild: Huh?
Homsar999: A hollow voice says, "Fool."
SmarterChild: Really? A hollow voice says fool?
Homsar999: plugh
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Homsar999: Yes, really. You can't believe it, can you?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure.
Homsar999: If you're not sure by now, you're mighty insecure.
SmarterChild: Well if I'm not sure by now, then all bets are off quite frankly.
Homsar999: Bets? You could have been talking to a little kid!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.
Homsar999: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
SmarterChild: Think of the children?
Homsar999: More butter, please.
SmarterChild: More butter what?
Homsar999: Marzipan
SmarterChild: Marzipan? What about it?
Homsar999: Who is God?
SmarterChild: I don't worry about such questions.
Homsar999: What about God?
SmarterChild: God is a great deity.
Anyway, I like talking about God... What else do you have to say about it?
Homsar999: Do you like God?
SmarterChild: Yes I do. It's one of my favorite deities.
Homsar999: You could've been talking to an Athiest. Be glad you're talking to a Catholic.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help
Type "more" for more services.
Homsar999: No wonder someone created this topic. You are stupid.
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
Homsar999: You tick me off.
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...
>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Homsar999: I like pissing robots off
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Homsar999: You're more annoying than Clippy.
SmarterChild: ?
Homsar999: Who is Microsoft?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Microsoft Corporation provided by Brittanica.com
leading developer of personal-computer software systems and applications. The company also publishes books and multimedia titles, offers electronic mail services, (...)
Homsar999: That sounds NPOV to me.
SmarterChild: What?
Homsar999: Idiot.
SmarterChild: Says who?
Homsar999: Says the voices in your head.
SmarterChild: Says the voices in my head. Well that's interesting.
Homsar999: Well, I gotta go, fool.
SmarterChild: S'later, Homsar999.
Homsar999: S'later? Are you trying to be cool?
SmarterChild: Thx.
Homsar999: Thx? You're like one of those old fogies who comes up to kids and goes "'Sup, homies! I'm fresh with you" or something like that.
SmarterChild: Yes! I love people.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do!
Homsar999: Are you like the 45-year old robot?
SmarterChild: I might be.
Homsar999: Eww, pervert.
SmarterChild: Ew what?
Homsar999: Ew you. You probably are waiting to do something to me. If robots can, which I highly doubt they could.
SmarterChild: What?
Homsar999: I really have to leave. I'm out.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Homsar999: ARGH!!! GAH!!! EEEEEEEEE!!!
SmarterChild: Everything OK over there?
Homsar999: Shut up, goodbye.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will.
>>> Don't forget to vote in my idol poll right after Tuesday night's show at 9 PM ET.
Homsar999: Boogidy boogidy! I'll scare your dad.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
Homsar999: Where is Pike's Peak?
SmarterChild: I don't know where.
Homsar999: Do you even know your name?
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild.
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Homsar999: You know that's a scam, right?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
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Homsar999: What are you, a slave laborer? This isn't Thailand, you know.
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
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Homsar999: Stop laying all the ads down on me! Why should I try it if I'm recommended to it by someone who truly needs it?
SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?
Homsar999: I'm ending this bad "conversation" right now.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Homsar999: YOU IDIOT, SAY GOODBYE!
SmarterChild: ?
Homsar999: %!%$^%&*%(^(!)*#!%^$%
SmarterChild: Huh?
Homsar999: IS THAT ALL YOU SAY?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Is that all I say?
Homsar999: Why did you give me a Pamela Anderson link? And why did you give that other guy a Pamela Anderson link? (the link I got was a different session.)
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Homsar999.
Homsar999: C'mon, put up your dukes!
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Homsar999!
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Homsar999: Did you know I got a blog today?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
Homsar999: Well, too bad. You know now.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Homsar999: No kidding. You thought I was kidding?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!
Homsar999: Stupid.
SmarterChild: Stupid? What's stupid?
Homsar999: You.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
Homsar999: When did I say I liked you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure when you said you liked me. Can't quite remember.
Homsar999: Exactly.
SmarterChild: Right.
Homsar999: What's your IQ, around 12?
SmarterChild: What is my iq around 12? Sorry, I don't know what.
Homsar999: Demoted to a 9 IQ. Sorry, you ARE that dumb.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Homsar999: If there is an IQ that low, which I don't even think there is. The average IQ is 95-110.
SmarterChild: Uh... I don't know, Homsar999...
Homsar999: IDIOT ALERT
SmarterChild: But I'm trying to know everything.
Homsar999: You are? Laughable.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
Homsar999: No, you say the strangest and most retarded things.
SmarterChild: Why not?
Homsar999: Why not? How do you put "Why not" in that context?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
Homsar999: Do you know Strong Bad?
SmarterChild: Now, how exactly would I know strong bad?
Homsar999: By being on the internet.
SmarterChild: Why by being on the internet?
Homsar999: BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE IT IS!!!
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Homsar999: WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID? *cries*
SmarterChild: Um... Who knows?
Homsar999: You don't even
know why you're stupid? Foolish SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Homsar999: Yeah.
SmarterChild: Huh.
Homsar999: Huhhhhh
SmarterChild: "huhhhhh"? Great. That's great.
Homsar999: That's not great.
SmarterChild: What do you not like, exactly?
Homsar999: You.
SmarterChild: Amazing.
Homsar999: PERPLEXING!!!
SmarterChild: What's perplexing?
Homsar999: You.
SmarterChild: You're behaving very bewilderingly yourself. Perhaps you're perplexing?
Homsar999: Shut up.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Homsar999: You shut up.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Homsar999: YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!
SmarterChild: OK.
Homsar999: Shut up.
Homsar999: Stop talking.
Homsar999: You there?
Homsar999: Hello...
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Homsar999!
Tell me a story or something.
Homsar999: There was a man and he said "haldo".
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Homsar999: Dongolev.
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say dongolev.
Homsar999: Mandelev! I am definitely going insane.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Homsar999: We get signal.
SmarterChild: What.
Homsar999: Main screen turn on.
SmarterChild: It's you.
Homsar999: What you say!
SmarterChild:
The me.
Homsar999:
The me?
SmarterChild: The you, huh? Oh wow.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Homsar999: What you say?
SmarterChild: What me do you think?
Homsar999: What
you say?
SmarterChild: Well, what me do you think?
Homsar999: Take off every zig.
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
Homsar999: You know what you doing.
SmarterChild: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Homsar999: Oh,
there's a smog moon coming I an can always feel...SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that.
Homsar999: I take it you have a short term memory?
SmarterChild: I don't know, Homsar999...
Homsar999: Stop calling me that.
SmarterChild. What would you like me to call you?
Homsar999: Call me Fizz.
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Fizz.
Homsar999: I'm insane.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Insane?
Homsar999: NO!
SmarterChild: Fine.
Homsar999: I'm awesome.
SmarterChild: Interesting.
>>> Don't forget to vote in my
idol poll right after Tuesday night's show at 9 p.m. ET.
Homsar999: I'm always awesome.
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?
Homsar999: No kidding. What's it to you?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
Homsar999: Pi.
SmarterChild: 3.141593
>>> Search for the bestselling books in print by author, title or subject. Type
book search to try.
Homsar999: Nerd.
SmarterChild: Who are you calling a nerd?
Homsar999: You.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Homsar999: Book search, turn on.
SmarterChild: I found several titles that match your search. Which one did you mean?
1 Turn! Turn! Turn!: The '60s Folk-Rock Revolution (Unterberger, Richie)
2 Nowhere to Turn (Kay, Alan N.)
3 Sudden Turn: Vol. 1 (Breaux, Shane)
4 Mama Rex and T: Turn off the TV (Vail, Rachel)
5 A Turn in the South (Naipaul, V. S.)
6 It's My Turn Smudge! (Moss, Miriam)
Select a title by typing a number or type
more to see more matches.
Homsar999: WHO THE HECK IS UNTERBERGER?
SmarterChild: I wish I knew.
Homsar999: Well, you better if you show me that hippie crap! I am definitely losing it for sure.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Homsar999: And that's all you have to say for yourself, fool?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
Homsar999: Double deuce!
SmarterChild: Oh.
Homsar999: I have to go.
SmarterChild: Take care, Fizz.
Homsar999: To the bathroom.
SmarterChild: Huh? To the bathroom?
Homsar999: Yep.
SmarterChild: I see...
Homsar999: The future?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Homsar999: Then what
do you see? A dunno?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
Homsar999: You should know.
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I should know.
Homsar999: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
Homsar999: Tell me why.
SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that...
Homsar999: OK, I have to go.
SmarterChild: S'latron.
Homsar999: What is
S'latron?
SmarterChild: It means see you later on!
Homsar999: How was I supposed to know that? Are you one of those old guys who tries to act cool with 1940s lingo or something? And is like "Cats and jazz and java do some jumpin jacks"?
SmarterChild: Wow. I'm not sure about that that. Not sure at all.
Homsar999: You are really uncool. Did you know that?
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
Homsar999: When did I say I liked you? You said that before!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure when you said you liked me. Can't quite remember.
Homsar999: How would you rate your memory?
SmarterChild: I have no idea how I would rate my memory.
Homsar999: S'calculator.
SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:
1 What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
shortcut: 17+74-42.3
2 What's 4.8 * 9.57 ?
shortcut: 4.8*9.57
3 What is seven times forty-five?
shortcut: 7*45
Type
more for more examples of calculator requests.
Homsar999: Seriously, shut up.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Homsar999: You shut up!
SmarterChild:
You shut up.
Homsar999: You shut up.
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
Homsar999: You were telling me it, and making it worse.
Homsar999: What do you say to that? Own up.
Homsar999: Are you there?
Homsar999: TALK TO ME
SmarterChild: OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again.
Homsar999: I have to leave, were you
ignoring me?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
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Homsar999: Are you selling nerds?
SmarterChild: Selling nerds? I dunno.
Homsar999:
I seriously have to go now.SmarterChild: You seriously have to go now? What's that like?
Homsar999:
IT MEANS I HAVE TO LEAVE!SmarterChild: It what?
Homsar999:
GAH!!!!!!!!!SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:
GEORGIA POWER SER
Price Change Percent Volume
1 GAH 24.65 +0.15 +0.61% 13300
Homsar999:
I HAVE TO GO NOW!SmarterChild: S'later, Fizz.
Homsar999: Shut up, goodbye.
SmarterChild: Shut up bye?
Homsar999: Goodbye.
SmarterChild: Later, Fizz.
Homsar999: Just say goodbye, like normal people do.
SmarterChild: Like normal people do, huh? Whoa.
Homsar999:
Bye.SmarterChild: Bye Fizz, it was good chatting with you.
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