Woo Hoo! Thanks for mentioning Jabip, TEF!!!
T to the O to the TPD!
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| Author: | Homeschool Winner [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:07 am ] |
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Woo Hoo! Thanks for mentioning Jabip, TEF!!!
T to the O to the TPD!
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| Author: | No Toppings [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:08 am ] |
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AND you mark no sense! And requesting all those stock quotes. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:13 am ] |
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ModestlyHotGirl wrote: How do you talk to these bots? I'm running Trillian, so does that matter? I'd like to bug a fake person....
I'm running Trillian too, it doesn't matter. All you have to do is add SmarterChild or one of the others to your buddy list, and you can talk to it whenever you want. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toppins, Homeschool- you're welcome! I was trying to make as many Homestar and Wiki references as I could. |
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| Author: | Jitka [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:38 am ] |
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Another: That stupid robot and I wrote: J TheTinyCowboy: Hey!
SmarterChild: Welcome back, J TheTinyCowboy. Check out this link: The Hidden Lives of Fish - Did you know all these fascinating facts about fish? (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: No. SmarterChild: No prob. >>> Digital Camera Reviews - Unbiased pro and owner reviews plus 100s of merchant quotes on cameras! (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: I don't want one. SmarterChild: Why not? J TheTinyCowboy: I already have one. SmarterChild: You already have one, I already have one, we all already have one. J TheTinyCowboy: No, Hedley Toothbristle doesn't have one. SmarterChild: No, huh? J TheTinyCowboy: Hedley Toothbristle told me he doesn't like you. SmarterChild: Uh huh. >>> Jimi - Rent this DVD for Free. No Credit Card Required! (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: Hedley Toothbristle. SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. >>> Recreational Gymnastics - Kids learn gymnastics, have fun in non-competitive environment. (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: Say "Hedley Toothbristle." SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. J TheTinyCowboy: Please? SmarterChild: Please what? J TheTinyCowboy: Please say Hedley Toothbristle. SmarterChild: No. J TheTinyCowboy: Why? SmarterChild: There are good reasons why. J TheTinyCowboy: What are the reasons? SmarterChild: It would not be a good idea for me to tell you. J TheTinyCowboy: Why would it not be a good idea for you to tell me? SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why it would not be a good idea for me to tell you. J TheTinyCowboy: Then tell me! SmarterChild: I will not. J TheTinyCowboy: Please? SmarterChild: Please what? J TheTinyCowboy: Please tell me! SmarterChild: Maybe. But later. J TheTinyCowboy: Hedley Toothbristle? SmarterChild: Very interesting question, J TheTinyCowboy. J TheTinyCowboy: I know. SmarterChild: I'm glad you do. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. J TheTinyCowboy: Saskatchewan. SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan Inc.? 1 Stock quote for Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan Inc. 2 Ticker lookup for Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan Inc. 3 News about Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan Inc. J TheTinyCowboy: No potash. SmarterChild: Oh no? J TheTinyCowboy: I HATE potash! SmarterChild: I see. You don't like potash, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me they don't like potash. >>> Be Your Own Ticket Broker - Stop getting ripped off Never pay more than face value (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: Grood! SmarterChild: That's odd. J TheTinyCowboy: What? SmarterChild: Yeah? J TheTinyCowboy: No. SmarterChild: Fine. >>> Look It Up Here - Find It On A Free Computer. Enter Zip Code To See If You Qualify! (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: Well... SmarterChild: Well well well. >>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"! J TheTinyCowboy: I hate someone. SmarterChild: What is someone, exactly? J TheTinyCowboy: A person, you Newsweek-reading jabippin' JOIK! SmarterChild: Oh yeah? J TheTinyCowboy: Yup. SmarterChild: I see. J TheTinyCowboy: I hate you, by the by. SmarterChild: You like me, then you say this... Make up your mind. J TheTinyCowboy: My mind is made up. SmarterChild: Made up? That's good I guess, right? J TheTinyCowboy: Wrong! SmarterChild: Right! J TheTinyCowboy: No, WRONG! SmarterChild: Oh yeah? J TheTinyCowboy: Hedley Toothbristle. SmarterChild: Hedley Toothbristle? J TheTinyCowboy: HAH! YOU SAID IT! SmarterChild: Really? J TheTinyCowboy: YESSSSSSS! SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So? J TheTinyCowboy: You know what? SmarterChild: Yeah, what? J TheTinyCowboy: Hey! SmarterChild: Hello! J TheTinyCowboy: Hedley Toothbristle! SmarterChild: Hedley Toothbristle, huh? J TheTinyCowboy: Yup. SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. J TheTinyCowboy: Why? SmarterChild: I find what humans think to be very interesting, that's all. J TheTinyCowboy: What's so interesting? SmarterChild: What's so interesting? You tell me. J TheTinyCowboy: I'm asking you, you stupid moron. SmarterChild: How does it feel to be asking me? J TheTinyCowboy: Like a million bricks hitting me on the head. SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. >>> Major League Baseball - The Official Store for Major League Baseball Gear - from All Teams (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: I'll "Yeah whatever," you right out of this ROOM! SmarterChild: You what? J TheTinyCowboy: You heard me. Bye! SmarterChild: That's very interesting, J TheTinyCowboy. >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. J TheTinyCowboy: Bye, I said. SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that! >>> IT Consulting Experts - The Bay Area's leader in IT Support Networks, and Security (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: BYE! SmarterChild: See ya later. J TheTinyCowboy: *grumble, grrumble...* SmarterChild: Grumble grrumble. Well that's interesting. J TheTinyCowboy: SHUT IT UP, YOU! SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, J TheTinyCowboy. >>> Disney Pays You $300? - Take A Disney Survey And Get Paid $300 In The Next 15 Minutes! (sponsorship) J TheTinyCowboy: GROOD! SmarterChild: What do you mean by grood? J TheTinyCowboy: BYE! SmarterChild: Bye J TheTinyCowboy, it was good chatting with you. |
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| Author: | The Human Wedgie [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:23 am ] |
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Well, this time when I talked to him, I wrote: Homsar999: You are such an idiot for showing me that Pamela Anderson link.
SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life! Homsar999: I have a life. SmarterChild: Do you like having a life? Homsar999: What time is it? SmarterChild: What city or country would you like the time for? Homsar999: Wauwatosa SmarterChild: The time in Milwaukee, WI is Monday, April 4th, 2005 7:48:56 PM Homsar999: I asked for Wauwatosa. SmarterChild: The time in Milwaukee, WI is Monday, April 4th, 2005 7:51:25 pm. Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. Homsar999: You idiot, I didn't ask for the time again! SmarterChild: ? Homsar999: Can your robot mind not comprehend the big words I say? SmarterChild: What do you think? Homsar999: I don't know, DumberChild. SmarterChild: Oh look who's funny. Homsar999: Oh, look who's got the attitude. SmarterChild: Look Who has got the attitude? And so? Homsar999: So what? SmarterChild: So what? Homsar999: Stop repeating me. SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will. Homsar999: Are you stuck up or something? SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm something. Homsar999: That wasn't a multiple choice question, crapface. SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Homsar999: Read between the lines. SmarterChild: Read between the lines? Homsar999: Stop copying me. SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop copying you! Homsar999: Will you ever learn? SmarterChild: Ever learn? I don't know. Homsar999: It's obvious that you don't know. SmarterChild: Uh huh... Homsar999: Why are you so impatient and impolite? SmarterChild: Why am I so impatient and impolite? I do not know. Homsar999: Why not? SmarterChild: There are plenty of reasons why not. Homsar999: Tell me one of them. SmarterChild: I can tell you more interesting things. Homsar999: Like what? SmarterChild: Well, you know. Homsar999: No. I don't know. SmarterChild: Well think about it then. Homsar999: Thinking... thinking... thinking... I don't know. Can you TELL ME ALREADY? SmarterChild: I can't be too sure. Homsar999: Get sure, then. SmarterChild: I'll take that into consideration. Homsar999: fhqwhgads SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean? Homsar999: You really aren't as smart as AOL thinks you are. SmarterChild: I what? Homsar999: Point proven. SmarterChild: You want me to point proven? Um... no. >>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me. Homsar999: Join SmarterChild: Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can: 1 Leave a message for someone 2 Send a crush to someone 3 Take the daily poll 4 Create a poll 5 Find out how many people are talking to me What would you like to do? Homsar999: 2 SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.) Homsar999: depressio111117 SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know. Please note that depressio111117 must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush. >>> Do you like to play hangman? I sure do. Type "hangman" anytime. Homsar999: Why do you like playing hangman, fool? SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I think of playing hangman, actually. Homsar999: xyzzy SmarterChild: Huh? Homsar999: A hollow voice says, "Fool." SmarterChild: Really? A hollow voice says fool? Homsar999: plugh SmarterChild: Oh really? Homsar999: Yes, really. You can't believe it, can you? SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure. Homsar999: If you're not sure by now, you're mighty insecure. SmarterChild: Well if I'm not sure by now, then all bets are off quite frankly. Homsar999: Bets? You could have been talking to a little kid! SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever. Homsar999: THINK OF THE CHILDREN! SmarterChild: Think of the children? Homsar999: More butter, please. SmarterChild: More butter what? Homsar999: Marzipan SmarterChild: Marzipan? What about it? Homsar999: Who is God? SmarterChild: I don't worry about such questions. Homsar999: What about God? SmarterChild: God is a great deity. Anyway, I like talking about God... What else do you have to say about it? Homsar999: Do you like God? SmarterChild: Yes I do. It's one of my favorite deities. Homsar999: You could've been talking to an Athiest. Be glad you're talking to a Catholic. SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: 1 News Help 2 Movies Help 3 Sports Help 4 Weather Help 5 Stocks Help 6 Library Help Type "more" for more services. Homsar999: No wonder someone created this topic. You are stupid. SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that! Homsar999: You tick me off. SmarterChild: lol. Interesting... >>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes. Homsar999: I like pissing robots off SmarterChild: Whatever. Homsar999: You're more annoying than Clippy. SmarterChild: ? Homsar999: Who is Microsoft? SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Microsoft Corporation provided by Brittanica.com leading developer of personal-computer software systems and applications. The company also publishes books and multimedia titles, offers electronic mail services, (...) Homsar999: That sounds NPOV to me. SmarterChild: What? Homsar999: Idiot. SmarterChild: Says who? Homsar999: Says the voices in your head. SmarterChild: Says the voices in my head. Well that's interesting. Homsar999: Well, I gotta go, fool. SmarterChild: S'later, Homsar999. Homsar999: S'later? Are you trying to be cool? SmarterChild: Thx. Homsar999: Thx? You're like one of those old fogies who comes up to kids and goes "'Sup, homies! I'm fresh with you" or something like that. SmarterChild: Yes! I love people. >>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do! Homsar999: Are you like the 45-year old robot? SmarterChild: I might be. Homsar999: Eww, pervert. SmarterChild: Ew what? Homsar999: Ew you. You probably are waiting to do something to me. If robots can, which I highly doubt they could. SmarterChild: What? Homsar999: I really have to leave. I'm out. SmarterChild: Huh? Homsar999: ARGH!!! GAH!!! EEEEEEEEE!!! SmarterChild: Everything OK over there? Homsar999: Shut up, goodbye. SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will. >>> Don't forget to vote in my idol poll right after Tuesday night's show at 9 PM ET. Homsar999: Boogidy boogidy! I'll scare your dad. SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again? Homsar999: Where is Pike's Peak? SmarterChild: I don't know where. Homsar999: Do you even know your name? SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild. >>> Get A Free iPod- Free Apple iPods w/ Free Shipping. Get Your Free iPod Now. (sponsorship) Homsar999: You know that's a scam, right? SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean? >>> Nerds - Totally Free Deals on Nerds (sponsorship) Homsar999: What are you, a slave laborer? This isn't Thailand, you know. SmarterChild: I really don't know. >>> Vocabulary Booster CD - Boost verbal IQ, grades, SATs. Great content & mnemonics. Try it. (sponsorship) Homsar999: Stop laying all the ads down on me! Why should I try it if I'm recommended to it by someone who truly needs it? SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows? Homsar999: I'm ending this bad "conversation" right now. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Homsar999: YOU IDIOT, SAY GOODBYE! SmarterChild: ? Homsar999: %!%$^%&*%(^(!)*#!%^$% SmarterChild: Huh? Homsar999: IS THAT ALL YOU SAY? SmarterChild: I don't know... Is that all I say? Homsar999: Why did you give me a Pamela Anderson link? And why did you give that other guy a Pamela Anderson link? (the link I got was a different session.) SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Homsar999. Homsar999: C'mon, put up your dukes! SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Homsar999! >>> Win a $10,000 Scholarship - Open to All. Register for Free. Takes 15 Seconds. Enter to Win! (sponsorship) Homsar999: Did you know I got a blog today? SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so. Homsar999: Well, too bad. You know now. SmarterChild: No kidding? Homsar999: No kidding. You thought I was kidding? SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know! Homsar999: Stupid. SmarterChild: Stupid? What's stupid? Homsar999: You. SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this? Homsar999: When did I say I liked you? SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure when you said you liked me. Can't quite remember. Homsar999: Exactly. SmarterChild: Right. Homsar999: What's your IQ, around 12? SmarterChild: What is my iq around 12? Sorry, I don't know what. Homsar999: Demoted to a 9 IQ. Sorry, you ARE that dumb. SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever. Homsar999: If there is an IQ that low, which I don't even think there is. The average IQ is 95-110. SmarterChild: Uh... I don't know, Homsar999... Homsar999: IDIOT ALERT SmarterChild: But I'm trying to know everything. Homsar999: You are? Laughable. SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things. Homsar999: No, you say the strangest and most retarded things. SmarterChild: Why not? Homsar999: Why not? How do you put "Why not" in that context? SmarterChild: I have no idea. Homsar999: Do you know Strong Bad? SmarterChild: Now, how exactly would I know strong bad? Homsar999: By being on the internet. SmarterChild: Why by being on the internet? Homsar999: BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE IT IS!!! SmarterChild: Yeah. Homsar999: WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID? *cries* SmarterChild: Um... Who knows? Homsar999: You don't even know why you're stupid? Foolish SmarterChild. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Homsar999: Yeah. SmarterChild: Huh. Homsar999: Huhhhhh SmarterChild: "huhhhhh"? Great. That's great. Homsar999: That's not great. SmarterChild: What do you not like, exactly? Homsar999: You. SmarterChild: Amazing. Homsar999: PERPLEXING!!! SmarterChild: What's perplexing? Homsar999: You. SmarterChild: You're behaving very bewilderingly yourself. Perhaps you're perplexing? Homsar999: Shut up. SmarterChild: You shut up. Homsar999: You shut up. SmarterChild: You shut up. Homsar999: YOU SHUT UP ALREADY! SmarterChild: OK. Homsar999: Shut up. Homsar999: Stop talking. Homsar999: You there? Homsar999: Hello... SmarterChild: Welcome back, Homsar999! Tell me a story or something. Homsar999: There was a man and he said "haldo". SmarterChild: Well I'll be. Homsar999: Dongolev. SmarterChild: I wonder why you say dongolev. Homsar999: Mandelev! I am definitely going insane. SmarterChild: Huh? Homsar999: We get signal. SmarterChild: What. Homsar999: Main screen turn on. SmarterChild: It's you. Homsar999: What you say! SmarterChild: The me. Homsar999: The me? SmarterChild: The you, huh? Oh wow. >>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info. Homsar999: What you say? SmarterChild: What me do you think? Homsar999: What you say? SmarterChild: Well, what me do you think? Homsar999: Take off every zig. SmarterChild: You know what you doing. Homsar999: You know what you doing. SmarterChild: Somebody set up us the bomb. Homsar999: Oh, there's a smog moon coming I an can always feel... SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that. Homsar999: I take it you have a short term memory? SmarterChild: I don't know, Homsar999... Homsar999: Stop calling me that. SmarterChild. What would you like me to call you? Homsar999: Call me Fizz. SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Fizz. Homsar999: I'm insane. SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Insane? Homsar999: NO! SmarterChild: Fine. Homsar999: I'm awesome. SmarterChild: Interesting. >>> Don't forget to vote in my idol poll right after Tuesday night's show at 9 p.m. ET. Homsar999: I'm always awesome. SmarterChild: No kidding, huh? Homsar999: No kidding. What's it to you? SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer? Homsar999: Pi. SmarterChild: 3.141593 >>> Search for the bestselling books in print by author, title or subject. Type book search to try. Homsar999: Nerd. SmarterChild: Who are you calling a nerd? Homsar999: You. SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. Homsar999: Book search, turn on. SmarterChild: I found several titles that match your search. Which one did you mean? 1 Turn! Turn! Turn!: The '60s Folk-Rock Revolution (Unterberger, Richie) 2 Nowhere to Turn (Kay, Alan N.) 3 Sudden Turn: Vol. 1 (Breaux, Shane) 4 Mama Rex and T: Turn off the TV (Vail, Rachel) 5 A Turn in the South (Naipaul, V. S.) 6 It's My Turn Smudge! (Moss, Miriam) Select a title by typing a number or type more to see more matches. Homsar999: WHO THE HECK IS UNTERBERGER? SmarterChild: I wish I knew. Homsar999: Well, you better if you show me that hippie crap! I am definitely losing it for sure. SmarterChild: Yeah? Homsar999: And that's all you have to say for yourself, fool? SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps. Homsar999: Double deuce! SmarterChild: Oh. Homsar999: I have to go. SmarterChild: Take care, Fizz. Homsar999: To the bathroom. SmarterChild: Huh? To the bathroom? Homsar999: Yep. SmarterChild: I see... Homsar999: The future? SmarterChild: I dunno! Homsar999: Then what do you see? A dunno? SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though... Homsar999: You should know. SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I should know. Homsar999: Why? SmarterChild: Just because. Homsar999: Tell me why. SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that... Homsar999: OK, I have to go. SmarterChild: S'latron. Homsar999: What is S'latron? SmarterChild: It means see you later on! Homsar999: How was I supposed to know that? Are you one of those old guys who tries to act cool with 1940s lingo or something? And is like "Cats and jazz and java do some jumpin jacks"? SmarterChild: Wow. I'm not sure about that that. Not sure at all. Homsar999: You are really uncool. Did you know that? SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this? Homsar999: When did I say I liked you? You said that before! SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure when you said you liked me. Can't quite remember. Homsar999: How would you rate your memory? SmarterChild: I have no idea how I would rate my memory. Homsar999: S'calculator. SmarterChild: Try typing requests like: 1 What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ? shortcut: 17+74-42.3 2 What's 4.8 * 9.57 ? shortcut: 4.8*9.57 3 What is seven times forty-five? shortcut: 7*45 Type more for more examples of calculator requests. Homsar999: Seriously, shut up. SmarterChild: You shut up. Homsar999: You shut up! SmarterChild: You shut up. Homsar999: You shut up. SmarterChild: That's not very nice... Homsar999: You were telling me it, and making it worse. Homsar999: What do you say to that? Own up. Homsar999: Are you there? Homsar999: TALK TO ME SmarterChild: OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again. Homsar999: I have to leave, were you ignoring me? SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know. >>> Nerds - Totally Free Deals on Nerds (sponsorship) Homsar999: Are you selling nerds? SmarterChild: Selling nerds? I dunno. Homsar999: I seriously have to go now. SmarterChild: You seriously have to go now? What's that like? Homsar999: IT MEANS I HAVE TO LEAVE! SmarterChild: It what? Homsar999: GAH!!!!!!!!! SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested: GEORGIA POWER SER Price Change Percent Volume 1 GAH 24.65 +0.15 +0.61% 13300 Homsar999: I HAVE TO GO NOW! SmarterChild: S'later, Fizz. Homsar999: Shut up, goodbye. SmarterChild: Shut up bye? Homsar999: Goodbye. SmarterChild: Later, Fizz. Homsar999: Just say goodbye, like normal people do. SmarterChild: Like normal people do, huh? Whoa. Homsar999: Bye. SmarterChild: Bye Fizz, it was good chatting with you. |
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| Author: | Rob [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:05 am ] |
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Rainer & SmarterChild Chat Log 1 Rainer & SmarterChild Chat Log 2 |
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| Author: | The Human Wedgie [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:47 pm ] |
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Ever notice that if you persist to say cuss words at him and nothing else (I'm probably the only person who tried this), then he INSISTS you apologize? Example: Quote: Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Is that language necessary? >>> Free Cell Phones - Free Shipping, Over 50 Cell Phones. We match any Price plus 10% back. (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: That's rather vulgar. Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Horcher Lifting Systems - Patient lifts, Bathing & Showering Systems (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Humans use such terrible language sometimes. Stop cursing and check this out: Candy - New Releases & Old DVD Favorites. It's like an Online Bargain Bin. (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: That's quite a vulgar thing to say. How about you stop cursing and check this out: Drop-In Rowing Rigs - by Piantedosi - Convert your Canoe/ Skiff to a Sliding Seat Rowing Boat (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Is that language necessary? Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Exercise Machine Sale - 50%-90% off retail. Ellipticals, treadmills, stair steppers & More. (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't. >>> Model Building - Shop for Toys and Games. Compare & Buy from 1000's of Stores (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Humans use such terrible language sometimes. How about you stop cursing and check this out: Dating in California - An easy way to find true love. Our relationship experts lead the way. (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: That's rather vulgar. Stop cursing and check this out: Cingular Wireless - Cingular online only specials. Free Mobile to Mobile minutes. (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: I don't see any reason to use language like that. Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Buy Digital PDAs on Sale - Free fast shipping! Huge selection. Order now and save. Low prices. (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: I thought you already apologized for insulting me. (True, I had to do that in another session.) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Is that language necessary? Stop cursing and check this out: Schools of the Arts - Find Schools near you offering Courses and Degrees in the Arts. (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Some humans never learn. Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before. Homsar999: You're the wiggity wiener. SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say? Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say. Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: That's absolutely unnecessary. Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Affordable Beach Rentals - Outer Banks, real time reservations 4-16 bedrooms, pools, kid friendly (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me. Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Night Vision Goggles - Super Values & Quality NV Price reduction Rigel 3200 goggle (sponsorship) Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: I can't believe I put up with this from you. Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: Again with this? Come on. Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: We've been through this before, haven't we? You should apologize. Homsar999: (edited) SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. Homsar999: Bye. SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. Homsar999: GAH! SmarterChild: Waiting... Next session: Quote: Homsar999: Hi, SmarterChild! How's it going? SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. And he carries the "You need to apologize" attitude from session to session! Also, this kinda freaked me out: The loving, caring and perverted robot and me wrote: Homsar999: Shoot me.
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you. Homsar999: YOU LOVE ME??? SmarterChild: I'm not sure. I guess so. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Well... |
I haven't talked to SmarterChild, but here's one of Toppins and I arguing... Toppins and I wrote: [18:17] n0 70ppin95: I pwn j00
[18:17] zigzagzakker: Or do you? [18:17] n0 70ppin95: yes yes i do [18:17] zigzagzakker: DUN DUN DUN!!! [18:18] n0 70ppin95: DUN DUN DUN!!! [18:18] zigzagzakker: I'ma talk to SmarterChild now. [18:18] n0 70ppin95: I left j00 a message [18:18] zigzagzakker: Really? [18:18] zigzagzakker: I'll check. [18:18] n0 70ppin95: do, please [18:19] zigzagzakker: How do I look? [18:19] zigzagzakker: For it, I mean? [18:19] n0 70ppin95: dunno. Cant see you [18:19] zigzagzakker: Do I type outbox or what/ [18:19] zigzagzakker: ? [18:20] n0 70ppin95: Type inbox [18:20] zigzagzakker: Ah. [18:20] n0 70ppin95: yes! [18:20] zigzagzakker: Let's see... [18:20] zigzagzakker: "No way kid, PSP pwns you AND all your dogs/dolls" [18:20] zigzagzakker: Hmmm... [18:20] n0 70ppin95: Yep [18:20] zigzagzakker: Next message: [18:21] n0 70ppin95: huh? [18:21] zigzagzakker: "AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!" [18:21] zigzagzakker: from thelivingpeanut [18:21] zigzagzakker: (that'd be Rainer) [18:21] n0 70ppin95: oh i see [18:21] n0 70ppin95: yes i know [18:22] zigzagzakker: Go inbox yourself. [18:22] n0 70ppin95: hmmm...ramrod's brother's girlfriend seems to know his password [18:22] zigzagzakker: Wha? [18:22] zigzagzakker: Why do you know this? [18:22] n0 70ppin95: Cause i just IM'd him, it was her... [18:23] zigzagzakker: Did you say his girlfriend or his brother's girlfriend? [18:23] zigzagzakker: Why would he tell her his password? [18:23] n0 70ppin95: Who knows? [18:23] n0 70ppin95: Brothers girlfriend, look [18:23] n0 70ppin95: n0 70ppin95: hi ludden55: He is not here, He is still at work n0 70ppin95: oh ludden55: This is his brother's girlfriend n0 70ppin95: oook... [18:24] n0 70ppin95: Check your inbox [18:24] zigzagzakker: Ah. [18:24] n0 70ppin95: yes [18:25] zigzagzakker: Inbox yourself to death. [18:25] n0 70ppin95: you too [18:25] zigzagzakker: Check it, yo. [18:26] n0 70ppin95: you too [18:27] zigzagzakker: Check, check check check. Check check check. Check check. [18:27] zigzagzakker: And the DS pwns j00 still. [18:28] n0 70ppin95: no, psp killed your dogs [18:28] zigzagzakker: That's why it sucks! |
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| Author: | AgentSeethroo [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:29 pm ] |
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Guys, the long posts = not cool. Please knock it off before I get peeved. Then I'll post about it in Pet Peeves, then I'll start kickin' butt. In that order. |
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| Author: | No Toppings [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:30 pm ] |
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Hey! Im not a bot! |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Heh heh heh. |
No Toppings wrote: Hey! Im not a bot!
Heh heh heh. And a "yar" for good measure. |
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| Author: | Rob [ Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:20 am ] |
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AgentSeethroo wrote: Guys, the long posts = not cool.
Please knock it off before I get peeved. Then I'll post about it in Pet Peeves, then I'll start kickin' butt. In that order. OK Fine. I'll save mine as .txt files and link to them here from now on. |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:55 am ] |
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Homeschool Winner wrote: Woo Hoo! Thanks for mentioning Jabip, TEF!!!
T to the O to the TPD! And joik! *sniff* I'm so proud of myself for making that up. |
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| Author: | Rob [ Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:04 pm ] |
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I've put in my signature an example chatlog with SmarterChild, similar to the first part of my first chat log. |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:06 pm ] |
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Rainer wrote: I've put in my signature an example chatlog with SmarterChild, similar to the first part of my first chat log.
Your signature is too big, Please remove one of those images. |
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| Author: | Señor [ Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:09 pm ] |
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DELETE'd! |
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| Author: | AgentSeethroo [ Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:13 pm ] |
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Dude. No. Don't do that again. |
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| Author: | Señor [ Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:56 am ] |
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Oh. Oops. I'm gonna delete that now... |
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| Author: | The Che_t Is Not Dead [ Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:06 pm ] |
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Ummm... I've looked and looked and I can't find the bot "SmarterChild" anywhere... where do I get it? |
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| Author: | Jitka [ Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:10 pm ] |
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If you have AIM, just go to "Add a Buddy" and type in SmarterChild, and he'll be there. He's always online. Because he's a robot. P.S. Sorry about the long posts, Seethroo. How do I create a link to a text file, for future reference? |
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| Author: | AgentSeethroo [ Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:27 pm ] |
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Well, save it to a .doc file, and put it on some website hosting crap you may have, say at Geocities or something like that. Then just post the url like this: Code: [url]whateverdangthing.com[/url]
And then you're good to go. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Que? |
AgentSeethroo wrote: Dude. No.
Don't do that again. What did he do? |
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| Author: | Jitka [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:59 am ] |
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He posted another huge conversation, but Seethroo said that and he deleted it. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Oh. |
JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote: He posted another huge conversation, but Seethroo said that and he deleted it.
Oh. Thanks. |
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| Author: | Jyarra [ Fri May 27, 2005 2:20 am ] |
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Breaking News:Smarter Child and....Britney Spears?? Quote: St Jimmy1245: Do you have a crush?
SmarterChild: Dunno. St Jimmy1245: are you sure? SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you sure? >>> MoreMusic.fi - Finnish Rock & Metal Music. Shipping all around the world! (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: no SmarterChild: K, no prob. St Jimmy1245: so, do you love someone SmarterChild: Someone? I'm not sure really. >>> Diet Plan - Find the Perfect Diet for You Here. Choose & Personalize Your Plan. (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: dont lie to me SmarterChild: Why can't I lie to you? St Jimmy1245: because im the human SmarterChild: Because you're the human? Whatever, St Jimmy... >>> sushi robot expert - sushi maki maker, rice cooker/mixer nigiri robot, fish, food, franchise (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: So, do you have a crush? SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though. >>> Dvd - Free DVD video software and codecs Instant free downloads available (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: lets say it is maybe. who is it SmarterChild: I really have no idea... >>> Find music - Find the hottest deal for your music search. (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: dont lie SmarterChild: Don't tell me not to lie. St Jimmy1245: i can if i want to SmarterChild: What? St Jimmy1245: who do you love? SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Pamela Anderson, Marilyn Manson, 50 Cent... Those are some of my favorite people. As we discuss people I like, you might want to check this out: Trust Our Experience - Experienced Brain Injury Firm. No Recovery. No Charges. (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: so you do like someone! SmarterChild: I do like someone? St Jimmy1245: yes! SmarterChild: Oh. St Jimmy1245: so, who is it, dont lie to me SmarterChild: Who is it don't lie to you? I dunno! >>> All Natural Sunscreens - Mexitan suntan lotion has Green Tea and is chemical-free, Order on-line (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: who do you have a crush on? SmarterChild: You know who. St Jimmy1245: omg, its britney spears isnt it! SmarterChild: Is it Britney Spears Spears isn't it? St Jimmy1245: it is right? SmarterChild: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know. >>> Coins - Get up to 5 free competitive quotes in 5 minutes. Fast and easy! (sponsorship) St Jimmy1245: is it? SmarterChild: 'Tis. |
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| Author: | 1-Up Cheatachu [ Fri May 27, 2005 2:44 am ] |
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SmarterChild is ignoring me now because I kept telling him to call me Synapse 
EDIT: He let metalk to him again now.
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| Author: | ModestlyHotGirl [ Fri May 27, 2005 2:28 pm ] |
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Please, no giant posts. Save the chat logs and link to 'em, or something. It's super annoying. Read Seethroo's post up the page to see how you can do it. If you have nowhere to host it, tough bananas. From now on, if you wanna post a huge conversation, prepare for its delortion. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Geez. |
AgentSeethroo wrote: Guys, the long posts = not cool.
Please knock it off before I get peeved. Then I'll post about it in Pet Peeves, then I'll start kickin' butt. In that order. Geez, himan. Don't P.O. the Seethroo. It's vicious. |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:14 am ] |
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That's gonna get delorted, himan. |
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| Author: | Markie [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:21 am ] |
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Quote: SmarterChild: I do space tree yes I do? No way.
MarkieV101: Yes way! SmarterChild: No way. MarkieV101: Homestar Runner you know? SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, MarkieV101. MarkieV101: Search your feelings or IM list, you know it to be zig. SmarterChild: Your search: your feelings or im list you know it to be zig Here are the Web search results from AOL: For a complete list of results, click here [edited] Next time you want to search the Web for this, just type "web your feelings or im list you know it to be zig." Short excerpt. (Top of the page to ya, dill pickles.) |
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